# Best damn cereal EVAH!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-damn-cereal-evah/120163>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [July 22, 2002, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-damn-cereal-evah/120163 "2002-07-22T02:41:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2002, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-damn-cereal-evah/120163/41 "2002-07-22T21:33:31Z")

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What??? Am I the only one here who’s Coo-Coo for **Cocoa Puffs**?

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**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2002, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-damn-cereal-evah/120163/42 "2002-07-22T23:17:17Z")

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You all have apparently never eaten Rice Krispies Treats cereal. Most of the flavor of the snack without getting your fingers sticky.

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**Author:** ![Banger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8491ac/32.png) [@Banger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Banger)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2002, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-damn-cereal-evah/120163/43 "2002-07-22T23:46:30Z")

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Buckwheats RIP.

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**Author:** ![WSLer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a6a055/32.png) [@WSLer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WSLer)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2002, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-damn-cereal-evah/120163/44 "2002-07-23T00:52:43Z")

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> \*Originally posted by dantheman \*  
> \*\*Darnit. I posted something - where did it go? Is the only monster cereal left Count Chocula? I know Boo-Berry is now gone, \*\*

Boo-Berry is still around, my local market has about 100 boxes of the stuff.

Cinnamon Toast Crunch

_Comic Book Guy_

**Best. Cereal. Ever.**

_Comic Book Guy_

NOW, this discussion is over.

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**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2002, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-damn-cereal-evah/120163/45 "2002-07-23T02:34:30Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Robot Arm \*  
> Weetabix, Duckster? I eat Kleenex for breakfast and dry my tears with Weetabix.
> 
> Best cereal? **Raspberry Mueslix** , but I haven’t seen it for a few years. And for nostalgia’s sake, I have to mention **Quisp**. I haven’t tasted it for a long time, but I feel better just knowing it’s there.

Not Weetabix.

[Weetbix](http://www.weetbix.com.au/)

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2002, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-damn-cereal-evah/120163/46 "2002-07-23T02:39:32Z")

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> \*Originally posted by FNRFR \*  
> \*\*Buckwheats RIP. \*\*

Is that RIP as in rest in peace, or RIP as in they ROCK?

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**Author:** ![Juniper200](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@Juniper200](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Juniper200)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2002, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-damn-cereal-evah/120163/47 "2002-07-23T02:51:51Z")

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I really like plain Cheerios and plain corn flakes.

Please don’t hit me, sugar-buzzed people.

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**Author:** ![monstro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@monstro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monstro)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2002, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-damn-cereal-evah/120163/48 "2002-07-23T03:08:09Z")

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Every day is a good day when you start it off with a box of **Peanut Butter Crunch**. The only bad thing is that it hurts the roof of your mouth. But it’s worth the pain.

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**Author:** ![Banger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8491ac/32.png) [@Banger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Banger)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2002, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-damn-cereal-evah/120163/49 "2002-07-23T03:40:06Z")

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> \*Originally posted by dantheman \*  
> \*\*  
> Is that RIP as in rest in peace, or RIP as in they ROCK? \*\*

Rest in Peace. Buckwheats were wheat flakes coated with honey and were quite tasty. I haven’t seen them on the store shelves in about 20 years.

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**Author:** ![Soup\_du\_jour](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@Soup\_du\_jour](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soup_du_jour)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2002, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-damn-cereal-evah/120163/50 "2002-07-23T04:47:51Z")

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WHAT ARE Y’ALL TALKING ABOUT?!?!?!

The best cereal, hands down, is and always will be  
**Berry Berry Kix**.

Not only are they tasty, they turn the milk strange colors, you can play games on the back of the boxes with them, and you can make Christmas decorations.

Food and entertainment! It’s like dinner theatre…

IN A BOX!

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**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2002, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-damn-cereal-evah/120163/51 "2002-07-23T06:00:29Z")

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Cap’n Crunch with Crunch Berries

That is all.

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**Author:** ![\_Roger\_the\_Shrubber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/977dab/32.png) [@\_Roger\_the\_Shrubber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Roger_the_Shrubber)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2002, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-damn-cereal-evah/120163/52 "2002-07-23T06:14:08Z")

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Anything with the word ‘crunch’ in it tends to be of a superior cereal status, at least in my experience, but the best, as far as I’m concerned is resoundingly **French Toast Crunch**.

Other than that, I’d just like to say that cereal is amazing and that if it weren’t for cereal, I’d probably be dead now (It’s made up probably 68% of my diet since I was old enough to eat it) That said, God bless cereal and good night.

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**Author:** ![heresiarch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/278dde/32.png) [@heresiarch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/heresiarch)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2002, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-damn-cereal-evah/120163/53 "2002-07-23T06:18:21Z")

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In the with-milk category, nothing can touch Cap’n Crunch with Crunch Berries. So everybody just acknowledge that **porcupine** got it right.

In the straight-from-the-box category, Frosted Mini-Wheats are slightly better than CCwCB.

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**Author:** ![TheOnlySaneOne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@TheOnlySaneOne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheOnlySaneOne)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2002, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-damn-cereal-evah/120163/54 "2002-07-23T06:49:36Z")

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> [@](#):
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> _Originally posted by WSLer_  
> Cinnamon Toast Crunch
> 
> _Comic Book Guy_
> 
> Best. Cereal. Ever.
> 
> _Comic Book Guy_

Now **that’s** what I’m talking about! I mean, it has cinnamon sugar swirls over each bite!

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**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2002, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-damn-cereal-evah/120163/55 "2002-07-23T06:56:17Z")

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God, I miss TEAM Flakes.

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**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2002, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-damn-cereal-evah/120163/56 "2002-07-23T15:47:42Z")

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Well, I’m glad I’m not the only one who digs **Very Berry Kix**. I’ve only had it once, at my SIL’s house, but it’s goddamn tasty! I also like **Raisin Bran Crunch** (and Post Raisin Bran). **Grape Nuts** are only good in Grape-Nut pudding.

**Cinnamon Toast Crunch** is like crack to me. I can’t ever eat less than three bowls in one sitting. And the boxes are so _tiny_! I remember **Waffle-Os** , too - regular and blueberry.

But the cereal that reigned god-like over the Land of Breakfast Goodness, for an all-too-brief period of time, is…

[Cröønchy Stars](http://www.muppetcentral.com/collectibles/muppets/food.shtml#Croonchy%20Stars%20(1988-1989))

They’re cinnamonamøny.  
They’re star-shaped.  
They got the Swedish Chef on the box.

I defy anyone here to top this. It just can’t be done.

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**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2002, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-damn-cereal-evah/120163/57 "2002-07-23T15:56:05Z")

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Another **Quisp** fan here. But I’ll also agree with the OP that the **Buzz Blasts** are shockingly good (and multi-grain so they’re good _for you_[sub] at least that’s what I tell myself[/sub]).

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**Author:** ![gonzoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a6a055/32.png) [@gonzoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzoron)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2002, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-damn-cereal-evah/120163/58 "2002-07-23T16:04:31Z")

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Wow, tried to post yesterday, got logged out twice, gave up.  
Came back today and my favorite STILL isn’t mentioned.

**Golden Grahams**!!! so light, so crunchy, so yummy… the perfect cereal.

Cracklin’ Oat Bran is half of the perfect cereal. It’s so good on the way **in**. But on the way **out** … let’s just say you shouldn’t eat it before a long roadtrip, or jury duty, or performing a David Blaine trick.

Honorable mention to: Reese’s Puffs, Rice Krispie Treats cereal, Oreo-O’s, Cookie Crisp, Banana Nut Crunch, “Mueslix Golden Crunch” (which sadly seems not to be made anymore).

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2002, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-damn-cereal-evah/120163/59 "2002-07-23T16:13:39Z")

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[Yessir, it’ll go down in the annals of my life that the best thread I’ve ever created is one in which the merits of one breakfast cereal are debated against those of another. Quite a bullet point on the ol’ resume!]

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**Author:** ![Nordic\_Pacer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/77aa72/32.png) [@Nordic\_Pacer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nordic_Pacer)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2002, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-damn-cereal-evah/120163/60 "2002-07-23T16:16:48Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Dijon Warlock \*  
> \*\*God, I miss TEAM Flakes. \*\*

YES!! **TEAM Flakes** , the all-time best cereal in the world. Do you think that if enough of us asked they’d bring 'em back? My sister and I would each buy multiple cases per year, easily. Yum.

These days I stick with Grape Nuts or Wheat Chex. ManiacOne[sup]TM[/sup], however, prefers Cinnamon Life for breakfast, lunch, or dinner.

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