# Best. Damn. Game. Ever.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-damn-game-ever/136333>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 11, 2002, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-damn-game-ever/136333 "2002-11-11T23:48:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![auntie\_em](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@auntie\_em](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auntie_em)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2002, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-damn-game-ever/136333/41 "2002-11-13T14:45:31Z")

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> \*Originally posted by SkipMagic \*  
> \*\*Well, maybe. I’m not sure I would have enjoyed it as much. As it was, the selfish girl came back early from her vacation (she said she was ill, but I’m convinced it was because she missed my puns), so even if I _had_ been involved with the tossing of cluckers back then, my fun time would have been cut short by her sudden arrival home.  
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Nah. You could have played secretly, with the sound turned off, while you pretended to listen to her talk about Mutual Funds or something. I mean she was ill, right, so it’s not like you were going to get laid…

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**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2002, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-damn-game-ever/136333/42 "2002-11-13T14:52:01Z")

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> \*Originally posted by auntie em \*  
> \*\*Nah. You could have played secretly, with the sound turned off, while you pretended to listen to her talk about Mutual Funds or something. I mean she was ill, right, so it’s not like you were going to get laid… \*\*

Good point. About not getting laid, I mean. But I might have to disagree with you about the pretense of listening to her chatter (:)), 'cause, true to form, I’d have interrupted a few times to point out billboards and Holy Cows.

But since I had to drag my butt up to her place, I’m afraid I would have been unable to play the game anyway. Alas.

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**Author:** ![Mushono](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cdc98d/32.png) [@Mushono](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mushono)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2002, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-damn-game-ever/136333/43 "2002-11-17T23:39:08Z")

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> I’m afraid I would have been unable to play the game anyway

Be creative, all you need is a hallway and a bouncyball (preferably chicken colored.)

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**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2002, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-damn-game-ever/136333/44 "2002-11-18T13:33:17Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Mushono \*  
> \*\*Be creative, all you need is a hallway and a bouncyball (preferably chicken colored.) \*\*

Ooooohhhh, I see! But, to tell the truth, I’d much rather use one of our three nutty dogs instead of a ball. Plus–Bonus!–they make more interesting noises when they bounce.

Unlike your conventional ball. 🙂

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