# Best del-boy lines

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-del-boy-lines/207923
**Category:** Cafe Society
**Created:** [October 17, 2003, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-del-boy-lines/207923 "2003-10-17T03:29:00Z")
**Posts on this page:** 4
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### Author: ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)
#### Post date: [October 17, 2003, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-del-boy-lines/207923/1 "2003-10-17T03:29:00Z")

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### Author: ![Ultraviolet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/c77e96/32.png) [@Ultraviolet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ultraviolet)
#### Post date: [October 17, 2003, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-del-boy-lines/207923/2 "2003-10-17T04:55:48Z")

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“Rodney, you plonker!” Used (very) often, but funny every time!

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### Author: ![I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_can_t_believe_that_s_butter)
#### Post date: [October 17, 2003, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-del-boy-lines/207923/3 "2003-10-17T04:59:21Z")

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“I saw the look on your face, when he asked me what I thought about Hamlet—and I said I preferred Castellas”

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### Author: ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)
#### Post date: [October 17, 2003, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-del-boy-lines/207923/4 "2003-10-17T05:12:14Z")

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“Dude, you’re getting a cell!”