# "Best" DLR Van Halen Song?

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**Created:** [August 7, 2015, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-dlr-van-halen-song/727204 "2015-08-07T02:18:37Z")\
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**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2015, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-dlr-van-halen-song/727204/1 "2015-08-07T02:18:37Z")

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I know, I know. Van Halen isn’t the most cerebral band in the world, but EVH’s playing and Michael Anthony’s harmonies made their stuff unique back in the day.

I was trying to think of the best examples that encapsulate their very best qualities in a song and the song I kept coming back to was “I’m The One”. It’s predictably cheesy but features so many Van Halen-isms from that era (especially DLR’s screams, screeches, grunts, moans, etc) along with EVH’s nice runs, divebombs, etc that I felt it was a worthy example.

I also think “On Fire” from their first album is a winner, and there are tidbits from other songs like “Cradle Will Rock” (that intro!), “Mean Streets”, “Unchained” etc that are worthy of mention.

But I cannot think of another song that ties up all the VH goodies into one neat package like “I’m the One”.

See what you think: [Van Halen - Van Halen - I'm The One - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzkXGIRaxcI)

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**Post date:** [August 7, 2015, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-dlr-van-halen-song/727204/2 "2015-08-07T02:26:20Z")

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I only know the radio hits. Just off the top of my head, and I’m sure I’ll change my mind once other people start mentioning things, I really like Hot For Teacher.

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**Post date:** [August 7, 2015, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-dlr-van-halen-song/727204/3 "2015-08-07T02:35:22Z")

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Music for speeding tickets!

The band maintained a uniform level of excellence through '1984', but it's the train whistle that makes this one special.

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**Post date:** [August 7, 2015, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-dlr-van-halen-song/727204/4 "2015-08-07T02:59:09Z")

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Dance the Night Away, IMHO.

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**Post date:** [August 7, 2015, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-dlr-van-halen-song/727204/5 "2015-08-07T03:51:52Z")

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I used to think I liked Van Halen a lot, but it turns out that my love of Running With the Devil is so profound that it tricked me into thinking I like the rest of their stuff. I don’t. Their music hasn’t really aged too well either, but Running With the Devil still fucking rocks.

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/i5txwFv-zYM/maxresdefault.jpg "Van Halen - Runnin' With The Devil (Official Music Video)") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5txwFv-zYM)

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**Post date:** [August 7, 2015, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-dlr-van-halen-song/727204/6 "2015-08-07T04:04:21Z")

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I Can’t Wait to Feel Your Love Tonight.

Just sums up Van Halen to me. When he finally just plays simpled-down barre chords for the chorus, after all of his amazing EVH-ness, it is just so damn good. And the lyrics are just perfect DLR idiocy. 'cuz that’s what he excels at, right?

ETA: and when you play it, getting the riff correct? So fun to play…

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**Post date:** [August 7, 2015, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-dlr-van-halen-song/727204/7 "2015-08-07T04:26:56Z")

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Hard to pick and on any given day I might go with a different answer, but most days I’ll go with [And The Cradle Will Rock…](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoDBWOJ9g1A).

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**Author:** ![Accidental\_Martyr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ce7236/32.png) [@Accidental\_Martyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Accidental_Martyr)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2015, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-dlr-van-halen-song/727204/8 "2015-08-07T06:03:16Z")

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I was never a big Van Halen fan but several of those old songs really are fun. I was in high school when _1984_ came out but by that time I had gotten into R.E.M., U2, The Police, INXS, Psychedelic Furs, etc.  
“Everybody Wants Some” is a good one. Memorably used in the fantasy sequence in _Better Off Dead._

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/kz6Kcz62onA/maxresdefault.jpg "Better Off Dead - (Everybody Wants Some)") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kz6Kcz62onA)

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**Post date:** [August 7, 2015, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-dlr-van-halen-song/727204/9 "2015-08-07T06:14:12Z")

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Yep, it’s “Everybody Wants Some”.

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**Post date:** [August 7, 2015, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-dlr-van-halen-song/727204/10 "2015-08-07T06:24:26Z")

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Too many, including everything already mentioned. I love DLR VH.

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**Post date:** [August 7, 2015, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-dlr-van-halen-song/727204/11 "2015-08-07T07:53:45Z")

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Van Halen 2 is bare bones brilliance. Lighting ip the Sky, Someone Get Me a Docter, etc are.awesome  
Y

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**Post date:** [August 7, 2015, 8:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-dlr-van-halen-song/727204/12 "2015-08-07T08:23:11Z")

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[Ain’t Talkin’ 'Bout Love](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuyvT8nFMLY)- Just kicks so much ass.  
Dance the Night Away is another fav of mine, and I have loved, “Everybody Wants Some” ever since, “Better Off Dead” came out.

EDIT: In considering what the OP actually asked, I’ll go with, “Everybody Wants Some”, for Dave’s vocals, the lyrics, and Eddie’s guitar.

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**Post date:** [August 7, 2015, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-dlr-van-halen-song/727204/13 "2015-08-07T13:47:38Z")

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Somebody Get Me A Doctor!

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[“Unchained.”](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xx86CxKYtg0)

EVH has written so many classic songs it’s ridiculous. It’s arguable he’s a better composer than guitarist, which is saying a lot for one of the three or four most important and influential guitar players in rock history.

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**Post date:** [August 7, 2015, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-dlr-van-halen-song/727204/15 "2015-08-07T13:55:42Z")

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**Unchained**

That’s the song I turn up to 11 when the family’s away and I want to hear some serious VH.

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**Post date:** [August 7, 2015, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-dlr-van-halen-song/727204/16 "2015-08-07T15:08:53Z")

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My favorite DLR era songs:

“On Fire”  
“I’m the One”  
“Bottoms Up”  
“Beautiful Girls”  
“Unchained”  
“Panama”

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**Post date:** [August 7, 2015, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-dlr-van-halen-song/727204/17 "2015-08-07T15:39:23Z")

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Best song? Maybe Beautiful Girls.

Best video/song combo? Hot For Teacher.

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**Post date:** [August 7, 2015, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-dlr-van-halen-song/727204/18 "2015-08-07T16:15:19Z")

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**Romeo Delight** , hands down.

_Must 'a lied ‘cause I ain’t leavin’_

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**Post date:** [August 7, 2015, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-dlr-van-halen-song/727204/19 "2015-08-07T16:17:27Z")

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> [@scabpicker](#):
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> Yep, it’s “Everybody Wants Some”.

That’s a fun song, no doubt.

Maybe you can help me- what does “A dada beebee bobba wooky for a moopee?” mean?

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**Post date:** [August 7, 2015, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-dlr-van-halen-song/727204/20 "2015-08-07T16:40:17Z")

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I’ve been a huge VH fan since the first album broke. ( I even own a EVH Wolfgang and a replica Frankenstrat!)

“Everybody Wants Some” was the first song that popped to mind because it incapsulates their live sound so well.

“Somebody Get Me a Doctor” and the trademark Michael Anthony harmony.

The _Diver Down_ album had some hidden gems behind all the smaltzy stuff, particularly “Little Guitars”

I know it’s been tremendously overplayed but “Eruption/You Really Got Me” comes in like a 747, rocks the old Kinks tune VH style… and still blows any uninitiated listener away.

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