# Best Doper Quote You Wish You Had Said

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-doper-quote-you-wish-you-had-said/292126
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion
**Created:** [February 27, 2005, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-doper-quote-you-wish-you-had-said/292126 "2005-02-27T05:07:16Z")
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### Author: ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2018, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-doper-quote-you-wish-you-had-said/292126/73 "2018-07-05T23:52:54Z")

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I wish I’d said:

> [@oh...my...fucking...god](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-fucking-god/164768/7):
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> I think the US military has more effective ways of clearing mine fields than single-use monkeys.

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