# Best Doper quote you wish you had said **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [December 17, 2010, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-doper-quote-you-wish-you-had-said/564533 "2010-12-17T17:54:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 3\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![NineToTheSky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5a626/32.png) [@NineToTheSky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NineToTheSky)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2011, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-doper-quote-you-wish-you-had-said/564533/41 "2011-01-05T09:23:29Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > First response that came to my head was **Inigo Montoya**. That’s the one! Thank you. But when this comes up again in a few years, I’m bound to have forgotten again. Age certainly does a fair bit of withering in my case. ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2011, 10:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-doper-quote-you-wish-you-had-said/564533/42 "2011-01-05T10:30:23Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > I can’t find the thread, but **weirddave** went totally off in some response. Someone quoted it and responded: We’ve secretly replaced weirddave’s coffee with 100% pure Columbian cocaine. Let’s see if he notices. Aha…I remember that one, but damned if I can recall the thread either. Too funny by half. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2011, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-doper-quote-you-wish-you-had-said/564533/43 "2011-01-05T11:44:14Z")
Ha! As far as the outside world is concerned, I \*will \*have said most of these things… 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-doper-quote-you-wish-you-had-said/564533.md?page=2)