# Best double-meaning lines from movies **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 23, 1999, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-double-meaning-lines-from-movies/7705 "1999-08-23T23:12:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![AuraSeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c2a13f/32.png) [@AuraSeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuraSeer)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 1999, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-double-meaning-lines-from-movies/7705/21 "1999-08-27T06:17:00Z")
[http://www.drakeandzeke.com/asheard/starwarslines.html](http://www.drakeandzeke.com/asheard/starwarslines.html) ---
**Author:** ![Sam\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Sam\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sam_Stone)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 1999, 8:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-double-meaning-lines-from-movies/7705/22 "1999-08-27T08:48:00Z")
Another Soupy Sales gag - He’s trying to teach one of the characters the alphabet. They are reading from a board of letters and naming the letter. They both agree with everything until the letter F comes up. Soupy says, “F” and the character says “K”. Soupy says, “No, this is a K. try again.” He shows an F, the character says K. Finally Soupy says, “I don’t know what’s wrong with you. Every time I see F You See K.” Or something to that effect. I don’t remember the exact setup. ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 1999, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-double-meaning-lines-from-movies/7705/23 "1999-08-27T21:57:00Z")
Thanks, Seer of Auras. ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/earl_snake-hips_tucker/32/3269_2.png) [@Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_Snake-Hips_Tucker)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 1999, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-double-meaning-lines-from-movies/7705/24 "1999-09-01T19:51:00Z")
“I never drink. . .wine.” Dracula 1931. ---
**Author:** ![Torgo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@Torgo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Torgo)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 1999, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-double-meaning-lines-from-movies/7705/25 "1999-09-01T22:10:00Z")
“That’s okay. Nobody’s perfect.” Joe E. Brown, “Some Like it Hot” (you need to see the scene to really get it) * * * Tim “My hovercraft is full of eels.” ---
**Author:** ![Lissa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@Lissa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lissa)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 1999, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-double-meaning-lines-from-movies/7705/26 "1999-09-02T03:56:00Z")
“Niiiiiiice beaver!” “Thanks, I’ve just had it stuffed.” Cracks me up every time. ---
**Author:** ![AWB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AWB)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 1999, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-double-meaning-lines-from-movies/7705/27 "1999-09-02T14:36:00Z")
From “Young Frankenstein” Dr. Frankenstein (looking at large door knockers): What knockers! Inga: Oh, thank you doctor! ---
**Author:** ![PTVroman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bb73d2/32.png) [@PTVroman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PTVroman)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 1999, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-double-meaning-lines-from-movies/7705/28 "1999-09-02T18:12:00Z")
> [@](#): > > 'Scuse me while I whip this out! Blazing Saddles > [@](#): > > “That reminds me–I must get my watch fixed.” ## Compare a swinging tush to the pendulum of a grandfather clock. _“The large print givith, and the small print taketh away.”_ Tom Waites, “Step Right Up” ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 1999, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-double-meaning-lines-from-movies/7705/29 "1999-09-13T22:02:00Z")
Mae West: “Is that your gun or are you just glad to see me?” (while dancing with an undercover cop) Maybe it’s a UL. I dunno. * * * You are unique - Just like everone else. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-double-meaning-lines-from-movies/7705.md?page=1)