# Best. Ebay. Seller. Ever. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 22, 2003, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-ebay-seller-ever/214733 "2003-11-22T21:56:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![pesch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pesch/32/4925_2.png) [@pesch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pesch)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2003, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-ebay-seller-ever/214733/1 "2003-11-22T21:56:22Z")
[I leave the jokes up to you](http://cgi6.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewSellersOtherItems&userid=sex*in*the*city&sort=3&page=2&rows=25&since=-1&showpics=1&stab=0) Probably work-safe, as it shows bikinis only. You may have to scroll down a bit. Note that this special feature can be used to sell everything from toy trains to Klingon figures. ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2003, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-ebay-seller-ever/214733/2 "2003-11-22T23:05:13Z")
Yeah esp have a look at this item: GREEN FELT PROFESSIONAL HOME POKER TABLE NR! ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2003, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-ebay-seller-ever/214733/3 "2003-11-22T23:12:35Z")
Wow. Spock was never so lucky. . . Tripler :: sets his “phaser” on “stun” :: ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2003, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-ebay-seller-ever/214733/4 "2003-11-23T02:12:25Z")
I wonder if the poker table comes with nips…I mean chips. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2003, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-ebay-seller-ever/214733/5 "2003-11-23T02:14:59Z")
Y’know, one of her auctions is for a train landscape (mountains, tunnels) and it would be rather funny and psyscho-sexual if she had a weiner-mobile train entering a tunnel. **That** would be excellent advertizing. ---
**Author:** ![angelicate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@angelicate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/angelicate)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2003, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-ebay-seller-ever/214733/6 "2003-11-23T06:06:23Z")
Are you SERIOUS? I’ve had shoe auctions canceled before, because I showed a picture of the shoe on my foot. These were not “sexy” shoes, but the reason ebay gave was that the photos were inappropriate and suggestive. The pictures didn’t show my legs or anything, just the shoe, on a foot. That’s not acceptible, but this is? Weird. ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2003, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-ebay-seller-ever/214733/7 "2003-11-23T06:35:15Z")
Shoe/Foot fetishists were going GA-GA over your shoe auction pics perhaps? I don’t know but I have seen worn panty hose with a butt view in thong on eBay before and not under Mature Audiences. You could buy her hose and thong washed or worn (EW). It takes all kinds… ---
**Author:** ![ninevah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/46a35a/32.png) [@ninevah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ninevah)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2003, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-ebay-seller-ever/214733/8 "2003-11-23T10:53:39Z")
I find it hilarious that she can make a hole puncher look sexy. I especially like the placement of this line… > [@](#): > > Special! > IF YOU BUY THIS ITEM, YOU KNOW YOU WILL GET A GIRL LIKE LISA > > Makes a great gift for Thanksgiving Makes me wonder whether it’s the hole punch or Lisa … imagine getting a hole punch for Thanksgiving! ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2003, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-ebay-seller-ever/214733/9 "2003-11-23T15:49:54Z")
That’s why you might like that poker table. (poke her) ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2003, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-ebay-seller-ever/214733/10 "2003-11-24T03:39:21Z")
Did you look at the cigar photos? They finally have an item you can really use a woman in a bikini and they DON’T USE HER FOR THAT!?!?!?! ---
**Author:** ![NoneYet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/91b2a8/32.png) [@NoneYet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NoneYet)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2003, 9:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-ebay-seller-ever/214733/11 "2003-11-24T09:06:36Z")
What in the hell is wrong with her lips? ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2003, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-ebay-seller-ever/214733/12 "2003-11-24T16:08:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoneYet \* > \*\*What in the hell is wrong with her lips? \*\* I uh… didn’t notice anything wrong. LOL 😃 ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2003, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-ebay-seller-ever/214733/13 "2003-11-24T16:19:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoneYet \* > \*\*What in the hell is wrong with her lips? \*\* My vote would be for “what the hell is wrong with her face?” But, erm, I’m sure that could be remedied with a paper bag over her head and some artistic skills… ::evil grin::