# Best Ever Simpson Moment/Quote **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 27, 2002, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-ever-simpson-moment-quote/134135 "2002-10-27T18:33:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Homer\_J](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c37758/32.png) [@Homer\_J](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer_J)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2002, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-ever-simpson-moment-quote/134135/1 "2002-10-27T18:33:35Z")
There are so many funny Simpsons moments, but everyone most have a favourite one, or possible three, so hit me back and tell me what you think are the funniest , 😃 most topical, or downright mad, as for me, well im struggling to narrow it down I think i will post mine up once i get some inspiration from you lot, cheers - Homer J ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2002, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-ever-simpson-moment-quote/134135/2 "2002-10-27T18:54:21Z")
“Aiiiggghhhhh! There’s nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman!” - Groundskeeper Willie ---
**Author:** ![ski](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbe5ce/32.png) [@ski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ski)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2002, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-ever-simpson-moment-quote/134135/3 "2002-10-27T19:10:03Z")
IMHO, this should really be in IMHO. ---
**Author:** ![Homer\_J](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c37758/32.png) [@Homer\_J](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer_J)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2002, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-ever-simpson-moment-quote/134135/4 "2002-10-27T19:18:28Z")
yes true, but i kind of forgot and then realised when it was too late, well if there that bothered they’ll move it ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2002, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-ever-simpson-moment-quote/134135/5 "2002-10-27T19:31:12Z")
A bit longer than a monent, but: when they go to Dr. Monroe for family therapy, and brown out the city giving each other electrical shocks. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![King\_Friday](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/43a26b/32.png) [@King\_Friday](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/King_Friday)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2002, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-ever-simpson-moment-quote/134135/6 "2002-10-27T19:49:32Z")
When Milhouse hands Nelson a love note that was from Lisa while sitting in the classroom…the scene goes from Milhouse handing him the note to Milhouse bursting through the front doors on a stretcher. ---
**Author:** ![Patricinus\_Scriblerus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f07891/32.png) [@Patricinus\_Scriblerus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patricinus_Scriblerus)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2002, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-ever-simpson-moment-quote/134135/7 "2002-10-27T20:12:32Z")
Homer is abducted by Kang and Kodos. Turns around and drops his drawers and say “well… let’s get this over with”. Kang (or Kodos replies “No no no, we have reached the limits of what we can learn from rectal probing” ---
**Author:** ![mazzer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eada6e/32.png) [@mazzer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mazzer)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2002, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-ever-simpson-moment-quote/134135/8 "2002-10-27T20:13:22Z")
Milpool… ---
**Author:** ![Lure](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ba8739/32.png) [@Lure](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lure)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2002, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-ever-simpson-moment-quote/134135/9 "2002-10-27T20:16:02Z")
Before this gets moved- I’m going to spend the rest of my life looking for the real killer- OOps wrong Simpson ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2002, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-ever-simpson-moment-quote/134135/10 "2002-10-27T20:19:42Z")
Moving this to Cafe Society where it will join at least 100 other threads about this same subject. ---
**Author:** ![Roadwalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@Roadwalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roadwalker)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2002, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-ever-simpson-moment-quote/134135/11 "2002-10-27T20:40:35Z")
When Homer went 3D and enterd our world. That gave me the heebie-jeebies. ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2002, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-ever-simpson-moment-quote/134135/12 "2002-10-27T20:57:23Z")
“Oh, Lisa, you and your stories. Bart is a vampire. Beer kills braincells. Now let’s go back to that building thingy, where our beds and tv…is.” ---
**Author:** ![flapcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7993a0/32.png) [@flapcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flapcats)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2002, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-ever-simpson-moment-quote/134135/13 "2002-10-27T21:01:55Z")
The scene preceeding “If anyone needs me I’ll be in my room” ---
**Author:** ![Phil\_Saoud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/779978/32.png) [@Phil\_Saoud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phil_Saoud)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2002, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-ever-simpson-moment-quote/134135/14 "2002-10-27T23:02:35Z")
Homer and Flanders mowing their lawns wearing dresses (after tying on a bet). Lisa says, “Why do I get the feeling that ten years from now, I’ll be describing this scene to a psychiatrist.” ---
**Author:** ![Loopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loopus/32/15343_2.png) [@Loopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopus)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2002, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-ever-simpson-moment-quote/134135/15 "2002-10-27T23:27:07Z")
Homer: “We’re going out, Marge! If we don’t come back, avenge our deaths!” Marge: “Okay!” Also, when Homer sees a sign that says, “Do not touch -Willy,” and reads it thus: “‘Do not touch willy.’ Good advice!” ---
**Author:** ![KGS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/90ced4/32.png) [@KGS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KGS)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2002, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-ever-simpson-moment-quote/134135/16 "2002-10-27T23:48:52Z")
“Gee, Marge! You’re a regular Martha Stewart…well, without the evil.” This from an episode in the 1999-2000 season. Talk about prescient! ---
**Author:** ![EMT\_Mike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/34f0e0/32.png) [@EMT\_Mike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EMT_Mike)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2002, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-ever-simpson-moment-quote/134135/17 "2002-10-28T00:08:34Z")
Hey fatty I’ve got a movie for ya, a fridge to far! ---
**Author:** ![Avalonian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ee7513/32.png) [@Avalonian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avalonian)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2002, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-ever-simpson-moment-quote/134135/18 "2002-10-28T00:18:49Z")
The episode Stephen King appeared on, for the fact that John Updike ghost-wrote Krusty’s biography (and also made an appearance) and also for this moment with King: > [@](#): > > **Stephen King: Oh I don’t feel like writing horror right now. > Marge: Oh, that’s too bad. > Stephen King: I’m working on a biography of Benjamin Franklin. He’s a fascinating man. He discovered electricity, and used it to torture small animals and mountain men. And that KEY he tied to the end of a KITE… IT OPENED THE GATES OF HELL!!! > Marge: Well… let me know when you get back to horror. > Stephen King: Will do!** ---
**Author:** ![stofsky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dfb087/32.png) [@stofsky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stofsky)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2002, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-ever-simpson-moment-quote/134135/19 "2002-10-28T00:39:32Z")
“Homer Simpson, this court finds you guilty of insecticide and aggravated buggery.” ---
**Author:** ![Super\_Gnat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Super\_Gnat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Gnat)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2002, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-ever-simpson-moment-quote/134135/20 "2002-10-28T02:03:28Z")
When Homer joins the Navy Reserves and takes the sub to Russia… “He’s heading for the Soviet Union!” “No, it’s Russia now.” “That’s what you think!” The Russian UN guy presses a button and the card that says Russia switches to a card that says USSR. Floats in a Russian parade have tanks coming out of them. Lenin smashes out of his glass case and wanders around like a mummy: “Must… crush… capitalism” Good stuff. That episode also had the “In the Navy” song, which is another favorite moment [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-ever-simpson-moment-quote/134135.md?page=2)