# Best Ever Simpson Moment/Quote

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-ever-simpson-moment-quote/134135>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [October 27, 2002, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-ever-simpson-moment-quote/134135 "2002-10-27T18:33:35Z")\
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**Author:** ![MaxTheVool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MaxTheVool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MaxTheVool)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2002, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-ever-simpson-moment-quote/134135/41 "2002-10-29T00:28:48Z")

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Marge: Homer, there’s someone here who thinks he can help you  
Homer: Is it Batman?  
Marge: No, it’s a scientist  
Homer: Batman’s a scientist

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Homer (to Bart): Do you want to change your name to Homer, Jr.? The kids could call you HoJu

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**Author:** ![RadioWave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/91b2a8/32.png) [@RadioWave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RadioWave)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2002, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-ever-simpson-moment-quote/134135/42 "2002-10-29T01:38:23Z")

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And now, here’s East Europe’s favorite cat and mouse team, “Worker and Parasite” - Hyuk hyuk hyuk

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