# Best ever Thread Title **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 14, 2001, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-ever-thread-title/50040 "2001-01-14T22:58:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![bluecanary](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bluecanary/32/3614_2.png) [@bluecanary](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bluecanary)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2001, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-ever-thread-title/50040/1 "2001-01-14T22:58:57Z")
OK, I’m bored. I’m bored 'cause I’m waiting for information about the German Advertising Standards Agency in GQ. So I wondered. What do you people think the best ever thread title is. The one that, even if you’re not that interested in the topic, you had to click on to see what it was about. The one that seemed so strange and off the wall that you wondered what the heck it could be about. The one that was totally incomprehensible, and you could have played “Guess what the post inside is going to be about” for hours On that note, my first nomination:[I hat speling mokery](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=34095) ---
**Author:** ![Mnementh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/898d66/32.png) [@Mnementh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mnementh)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2001, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-ever-thread-title/50040/2 "2001-01-14T23:11:36Z")
[So I was sucking my husband’s dick…](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=55273) I had to. I _HAD_ to look. ---
**Author:** ![ThisYearsGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@ThisYearsGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThisYearsGirl)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-ever-thread-title/50040/3 "2001-01-15T00:52:42Z")
This one ---
**Author:** ![Torgo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@Torgo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Torgo)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-ever-thread-title/50040/4 "2001-01-15T01:00:10Z")
“I Ass-Fucked Princess Margaret” ---
**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-ever-thread-title/50040/5 "2001-01-15T01:43:17Z")
“How much pressure does it take to cursh a testicle?” ---
**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-ever-thread-title/50040/6 "2001-01-15T01:54:42Z")
I agree on Sue Duhnym’s current Pit thread regarding her oral escapades with her betrothed. Another one that comes to mind that made me laugh out loud just by the title is Breckenshire’s famous MPSIMS thread, “Is it illegal to carve your name in the moon with a big ass laser?” ---
**Author:** ![bluecanary](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bluecanary/32/3614_2.png) [@bluecanary](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bluecanary)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-ever-thread-title/50040/7 "2001-01-15T19:14:00Z")
I saw a great one here in IMHO: “I think you’re being a naughty cynical sausage there. And other great interview lines” ---
**Author:** ![bluecanary](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bluecanary/32/3614_2.png) [@bluecanary](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bluecanary)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-ever-thread-title/50040/8 "2001-01-15T19:16:19Z")
Oop… And I’ve just spotted a must-look in GQ: “Is this employee getting screwed?”