# Best Excuse to Get Out of A Speeding Ticket

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-excuse-to-get-out-of-a-speeding-ticket/41482>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [November 16, 2000, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-excuse-to-get-out-of-a-speeding-ticket/41482 "2000-11-16T17:01:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2000, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-excuse-to-get-out-of-a-speeding-ticket/41482/21 "2000-11-17T19:01:48Z")

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racinchikki

Praytell what gov’t issued the card registering your friend as a lethal weapon?

If you get a look at the card, does it have a Battle Creek, Michigan address on it?

Does that line of bullshit get him laid, or what?

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**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2000, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-excuse-to-get-out-of-a-speeding-ticket/41482/22 "2000-11-17T19:33:39Z")

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Not a clue. Only know him peripherally. Heard the story during speech class. Can’t vouch for it one way or the other.

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**Author:** ![zwaldd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a9adbd/32.png) [@zwaldd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zwaldd)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2000, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-excuse-to-get-out-of-a-speeding-ticket/41482/23 "2000-11-17T20:18:55Z")

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i’m a registered lethal weapon. as a matter of fact, you have to have a special permit just to hang out with me. 😃

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**Author:** ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2000, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-excuse-to-get-out-of-a-speeding-ticket/41482/24 "2000-11-17T20:24:16Z")

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My mamma was a pistol, I’m a son of a gun.

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