# Best family friendly comedians or comedy specials

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**Category:** Cafe Society
**Created:** [April 12, 2016, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-family-friendly-comedians-or-comedy-specials/752049 "2016-04-12T23:11:52Z")
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Jeanne Robertson.

For example:  
_[JEANNE ROBERTSON VIDEO! Don't Bungee Jump Naked! - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1_W0LCHwK4)_

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### Author: ![Motorgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e36b37/32.png) [@Motorgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Motorgirl)
#### Post date: [April 13, 2016, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-family-friendly-comedians-or-comedy-specials/752049/22 "2016-04-13T17:24:20Z")

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How old are your nieces?

Bill Engvall is very clean as far as language and has very little risque material. He has a couple of (pretty tame) bits about sex with his wife, which is family friendly, right? 😉

If my neices/nephews were 12 or older I’d probably feel comfortable having them watch Bill Engvall.

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> Jim Gaffigan.  
> ETA:Brian Regan

Wow, took the two guys I came in here to mention. Oh, how 'bout Demitri Martin.

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> [@Motorgirl](#):
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> How old are your nieces?
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> Bill Engvall is very clean as far as language and has very little risque material. He has a couple of (pretty tame) bits about sex with his wife, which is family friendly, right? 😉
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> If my neices/nephews were 12 or older I’d probably feel comfortable having them watch Bill Engvall.

And Jeff Foxworthy. But if you watch the two of them on a Blue Collar Tour, skip Ron White. Hilarious, but filthy.

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### Author: ![Motorgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e36b37/32.png) [@Motorgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Motorgirl)
#### Post date: [April 13, 2016, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-family-friendly-comedians-or-comedy-specials/752049/25 "2016-04-13T17:56:44Z")

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> [@silenus](#):
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> And Jeff Foxworthy. But if you watch the two of them on a Blue Collar Tour, skip Ron White. Hilarious, but filthy.

Agreed. Love Ron White but not family friendly!

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> [@Casey1505](#):
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> I remember wearing out my mothers Bill Cosby albums as a child. \<snip\> (Also not getting the “child abuse” inference)

I remember those albums well. He talks a lot about getting beaten by his dad as a kid, and uses a lot of corporal punishment imagery in discussing raising his own kids. All in a humorous, rather than tragic or brutal or ‘wrong’ sense.

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#### Post date: [April 13, 2016, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-family-friendly-comedians-or-comedy-specials/752049/27 "2016-04-13T18:21:07Z")

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> [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](#):
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> I remember those albums well. He talks a lot about getting beaten by his dad as a kid, and uses a lot of corporal punishment imagery in discussing raising his own kids. All in a humorous, rather than tragic or brutal or ‘wrong’ sense.

“My job is the goalie. I kick them back into play.”  
(During the bit about his wife laying about with a yardstick)

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#### Post date: [April 13, 2016, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-family-friendly-comedians-or-comedy-specials/752049/28 "2016-04-13T18:42:38Z")

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Jeff Dunham is funny, and I don’t think he’s over the top R rated…maybe some PG to PG 13.

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#### Post date: [April 13, 2016, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-family-friendly-comedians-or-comedy-specials/752049/29 "2016-04-13T18:44:17Z")

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> [@Motorgirl](#):
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> Agreed. Love Ron White but not family friendly!

His [Drunk in Public](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pTlCtUMvjs) bit had me collapsed on the floor, unable to breathe.

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#### Post date: [April 13, 2016, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-family-friendly-comedians-or-comedy-specials/752049/30 "2016-04-13T19:04:29Z")

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> [@silenus](#):
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> And Jeff Foxworthy. But if you watch the two of them on a Blue Collar Tour, skip Ron White. Hilarious, but filthy.

Aimed at adults? Sure. But if you think Ron White is filthy please don’t try Jim Norton.

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> [@ivylass](#):
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> Jeff Dunham is funny, and I don’t think he’s over the top R rated…maybe some PG to PG 13.

Look up his uncensored stuff.

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#### Post date: [April 13, 2016, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-family-friendly-comedians-or-comedy-specials/752049/32 "2016-04-13T19:11:39Z")

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I’ve only seen what they’ve put on Comedy Central, and it looked mostly teenage kid friendly to me.

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Well, upon seeing the thread title I thought “Gaffigan and Regan” but I see they were mentioned in the OP and about six times after that.

How about John Heffron? I don’t know if he’s 100% clean but all his work I’ve seen is.

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> [@ivylass](#):
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> I’ve only seen what they’ve put on Comedy Central, and it looked mostly teenage kid friendly to me.

Some of his uncensored stuff, besides the language, strays a bit into FreeRepublic Trump territory.

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#### Post date: [April 13, 2016, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-family-friendly-comedians-or-comedy-specials/752049/35 "2016-04-13T19:46:30Z")

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> [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](#):
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> I remember those albums well. He talks a lot about getting beaten by his dad as a kid, and uses a lot of corporal punishment imagery in discussing raising his own kids. All in a humorous, rather than tragic or brutal or ‘wrong’ sense.

I guess times changed. I’ve taken a wooden spoon or two on the rare occasion that I’d take the blame for my brother’s mischief, but I never considered myself beaten or abused. _shrug_ YMMV.

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Bill Bailey doesn’t swear or work blue; a few drug references which will go over their heads, but otherwise his stand-up are fine for children and easily offended grandparents.

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#### Post date: [April 13, 2016, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-family-friendly-comedians-or-comedy-specials/752049/37 "2016-04-13T20:33:13Z")

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> [@edwards\_beard](#):
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> I"ll mention Seinfeld too…I’ve seen him live, very clean, but don’t know if he’s released any stand up specials

There’s a fair amount of stuff around from before he became a mega-star.

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#### Post date: [April 13, 2016, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-family-friendly-comedians-or-comedy-specials/752049/38 "2016-04-13T20:49:42Z")

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> [@Loach](#):
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> Aimed at adults? Sure. But if you think Ron White is filthy please don’t try Jim Norton.

“This dick ain’t gonna suck itself.”

Funny as all get out, but still not family-friendly, which is what the OP was on about. I doubt there is a comedian out there who could make me wince. Norton is not even close. 😉

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I feel like Eddie Izzard’s standups are pretty clean (unless you consider references to transvetitism to be inherently “adult”) and might teach you a bit of history.

Jim Carrey’s stand-up, from back in the day, was mostly just wacky, over-the-top goofiness. Reviews indicate that there are some sexual components, but I suspect that you could edit down and still have the majority of his routine left.

Granted, these are both by memory, so I might be wrong.

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> [@Loach](#):
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> Being all rapey ruins it for me now, but child abuse? My parents took me to see him on the tour the used most of the material from _Himself_ and before the Cosby Show came out. So I was sitting there next to my parents and laughing more than I ever had in my life. I guess I was a victim of child abuse too. _Himself_ remains one of the best stand up movie/film/special ever.

The times they are a changin’. To me I don’t know if I feel comfortable listening to a comedian who discusses child abuse like it is a non-issue with kids I feel responsible for.

My grandaprents watched that special with us and I never thought about it, but still. It bugs me thinking about watching that with kids.

[![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/dbaI-JK3WJA/hqdefault.jpg "Bill Cosby - Beating (Legendado)") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbaI-JK3WJA)

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