# Best first line (music)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-first-line-music/500826>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [June 24, 2009, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-first-line-music/500826 "2009-06-24T13:54:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 8:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-first-line-music/500826/41 "2009-06-25T08:42:53Z")

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_Left his great job behind…_

Jayhawks

Has special meaning for me, as does most of the rest of the song.

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**Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 9:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-first-line-music/500826/42 "2009-06-25T09:22:22Z")

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I met a gin soaked barroom queen in Memphis  
-Stones  
Well I was rolling down the road in some cold blue steel  
I had a bluesman in the back and a beautician at the wheel  
-ZZ Top

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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 10:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-first-line-music/500826/43 "2009-06-25T10:01:54Z")

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_I am he as you are he as you are me as we are all together_

- The Beatles

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In the day we sweat it out in the streets of a runaway American dream  
At night we ride through mansions of glory in suicide machines\*

- Bruce Springsteen

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**Author:** ![GargoyleWB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gargoylewb/32/199_2.png) [@GargoyleWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GargoyleWB)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-first-line-music/500826/44 "2009-06-25T15:00:26Z")

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“Mother do you think they’ll drop the bomb” - Pink Floyd. It really stands out when listening to the album through as a whole, coming after a quiet fade out interlude.

“It’s been 7 hours and 15 days” - Sinead O’Conner (props to Prince for writing, he’s great at first lines)

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**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-first-line-music/500826/45 "2009-06-25T16:00:45Z")

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> [@cactus\_waltz](#):
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> _It was Christas eve, babe  
> In the drunk tank_
> 
> - the Pogues, Fairy tale of New York

Hell yeah.

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**Author:** ![Emily\_Litella](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emily_litella/32/3370_2.png) [@Emily\_Litella](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emily_Litella)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-first-line-music/500826/46 "2009-06-25T17:33:03Z")

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I’m in the phone booth it’s the one across the hall  
If you don’t answer I’ll just ring it off the wall…

Blondie’s Hanging on the Telephone

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**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-first-line-music/500826/47 "2009-06-25T17:42:56Z")

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“I’m alone”

_The Metro_, Berlin

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**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-first-line-music/500826/48 "2009-06-25T17:45:49Z")

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I offer up two from Wilco:

“The ashtray says, we were up all night.”  
-_Shot in the Arm_

and

“I dreamed about killing you again last night, and it felt alright to me.”  
-_Via Chicago_

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**Author:** ![filling\_pages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b9bd4f/32.png) [@filling\_pages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/filling_pages)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-first-line-music/500826/49 "2009-06-25T18:25:44Z")

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I’ve been saying let me out of here before I was even born…  
(“Blank Generation”, Richard Hell and the Voidoids)

She was a fast machine, she kept her motor clean, she was the best damn woman that I ever seen…  
(“You Shook Me All Night Long”, ACmuthafuckinDC)

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**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-first-line-music/500826/50 "2009-06-25T18:34:58Z")

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> [@Emily\_Litella](#):
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> I’m in the phone booth it’s the one across the hall  
> If you don’t answer I’ll just ring it off the wall…
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> Blondie’s Hanging on the Telephone

To be fair, that was actually written and originally performed by The Nerves.

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**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-first-line-music/500826/51 "2009-06-25T18:36:09Z")

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> [@filling\_pages](#):
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> I’ve been saying let me out of here before I was even born…  
> (“Blank Generation”, Richard Hell and the Voidoids)

“…it’s such a gamble when you get a face” is a great follow-up line as well.

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-first-line-music/500826/52 "2009-06-25T19:39:11Z")

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Aisha, we’ve only just met and I think you ought to know, I’m a murderer .

**Aisha** - by _Death in Vegas_

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**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-first-line-music/500826/53 "2009-06-25T19:51:40Z")

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What a drag it is, gettin’ old…

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**Author:** ![Frostillicus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Frostillicus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frostillicus)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-first-line-music/500826/54 "2009-06-26T03:02:46Z")

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“He was born a little baby on the Appalachian Trial  
At six months old he’d done three months in jail”

**Bruce - Outlaw Pete**

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**Author:** ![VarlosZ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d78d45/32.png) [@VarlosZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VarlosZ)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-first-line-music/500826/55 "2009-06-26T03:36:30Z")

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“Wake up, Maggie, I think I’ve got something to say to you  
It’s late September and I really should be back at school”

(Maggie May, Rod Stewart)

Sets up the whole song, tells you everything you need to know about the \*backstory \* and the characters in just two lines, and does so without being at all heavy-handed or awkward.

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**Author:** ![VarlosZ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d78d45/32.png) [@VarlosZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VarlosZ)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-first-line-music/500826/56 "2009-06-26T03:45:42Z")

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> [@WordMan](#):
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> > [@](#):
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> > She was just seventeen - you know what I mean

Yep, that’s awesome as well.

Trivia: McCartney had the opening lines as “She was just seventeen / never been a beauty queen.” Lennon effected the change to the more ambiguous, streetwise, and, well, \*Lennonian \*lyric in the finished product.

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**Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-first-line-music/500826/57 "2009-06-26T04:55:26Z")

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> [@](#):
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> I walk 47 miles of barbed wire,  
> I use a cobra-snake for a necktie,  
> I got a brand new house on the roadside,  
> Made from rattlesnake hide.

Bo Diddley, “Who Do You Love?”

> [@](#):
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> I got on a city bus and found a vacant seat,  
> I thought i saw my future bride walking up the street.

Chuck Berry, “Nadine”

> [@](#):
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> I met her in a club down in North Soho  
> Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Coca Cola,  
> C-O-L-A Cola.

The Kinks, “Lola”

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**Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 8:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-first-line-music/500826/58 "2009-06-26T08:42:12Z")

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> [@Dinsdale](#):
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> Guys, please remember the OP asked for 1st lines of 1st songs on 1st albums.

Here’s a couple:

**Marillion** , debut album _Script for a Jester’s Tear_, first song (title track):

So here I am once more, in the playground of the broken hearts  
One more experience, one more entry in a diary self-penned  
Yet another emotional suicide, overdosed on sentiment and pride  
**IQ** , debut album _Seven Stories Into Eight_, first song “Capital Letters (in Surgical Spirit Land)”:

If only I were a snake  
I would fly from tree to tree  
And eat the coconuts from their holes  
Ha ha ha

(that’s actually the entire lyric)

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**Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 10:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-first-line-music/500826/59 "2009-06-26T10:04:18Z")

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With no genetic code, so pathetic am I  
Don’t have the luxury of knowing someday I’ll die

([The song](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxWSxdNUG60) is from the point of view of a sentient computer abandoned on a deserted space station.)

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**Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-first-line-music/500826/60 "2009-06-26T11:18:09Z")

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_“I left by the back door  
With my wife’s lover’s smoking gun”_

– Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds, _We Came Along this Road_

Tells you the whole story right there.

> [@cactus\_waltz](#):
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> _It was Christas eve, babe  
> In the drunk tank_
> 
> - the Pogues, Fairy tale of New York

Oh yes, great call! Gets you right in the guts, that one.

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