# Best...Futurama...EVER!!! (SPOILERS)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-futurama-ever-spoilers/104925>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [April 22, 2002, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-futurama-ever-spoilers/104925 "2002-04-22T04:27:50Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 19\
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**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2002, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-futurama-ever-spoilers/104925/21 "2002-04-22T16:23:13Z")

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I like how Mellvar is the ultimate annoying trekkie, and his mom lets everyone know he’s thirty-four years old.

“Yeah, I guess I could move out of my parents’ basement and get a temp job . . .”

_cough_ close to home? _cough_

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**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2002, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-futurama-ever-spoilers/104925/22 "2002-04-22T16:31:09Z")

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Zapp: One beep for yes, two beeps for no. Fry, are you guilty? Yes or no?  
Fry: beep beep  
Zapp: A double yes!

Tee hee hee hee hee.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2002, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-futurama-ever-spoilers/104925/23 "2002-04-22T16:37:07Z")

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**CaptMurdock** : Yes, I noticed. That was a nice touch.

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**Author:** ![TigoleBitties](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cab0a1/32.png) [@TigoleBitties](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TigoleBitties)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2002, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-futurama-ever-spoilers/104925/24 "2002-04-22T16:49:21Z")

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Leela and Kirk fighting and of course it descending into a makeout session…classic Kirk.

Shatner singing…“how do you do spoken word on a rap song?”

Bill Shatner has become more and more one of my favorite character actors for his self depreciating humor. It seems everytime he’s on, his sly digs on himself are the funniest thing.

“We experienced pain. In Season 3 I had to kiss Bill”

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**Author:** ![Saltire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saltire/32/553_2.png) [@Saltire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saltire)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2002, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-futurama-ever-spoilers/104925/25 "2002-04-22T16:56:49Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Eve \*  
> **…I’m not even a Trekie (I’m a Lost in Space girl, myself)…**

Gosh, Eve, I knew you were a nonconformist, but this is going a bit far. It’s okay if you think Mumy is better than Weaton, but remember they didn’t have a resident whiz-kid on The Original Series. They also had different bad guys every episode, rather than carrying one with them from planet to planet.

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**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2002, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-futurama-ever-spoilers/104925/26 "2002-04-22T17:00:02Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Kirkland1244 \*  
> \*\*Why wasn’t Scotty there? \*\*

He didn’t want to do the musical _Star Trek_ reunion shows back in the 2200s.

Favorite gag not yet mentioned:

**WELCOME TO NAZI-PLANET-EPISODE LAND  
FORMERLY GERMANY**

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**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2002, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-futurama-ever-spoilers/104925/27 "2002-04-22T17:22:41Z")

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I thought it was hilarious. at least now i know i’ll be killed by being thrown into a volcano and not old age or anything.

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**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2002, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-futurama-ever-spoilers/104925/28 "2002-04-22T21:10:23Z")

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> _Originally posted by mobo85 \*  
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> He didn’t want to do the musical Star Trek reunion shows back in the 2200s._\*

Bwahahaha! **mobo85** , that was as funny as any of the gags on the show.

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**Author:** ![3waygeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/e95f7d/32.png) [@3waygeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3waygeek)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2002, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-futurama-ever-spoilers/104925/29 "2002-04-22T21:30:01Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Kirkland1244 \*  
> \*\*Why wasn’t Scotty there? \*\*

James Doohan has been [in poor health lately](http://www.startrek.com/news/news.asp?ID=122857); he was hospitalized with pnuemonia in February, and was probably unavailable to do the voiceovers.

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**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2002, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-futurama-ever-spoilers/104925/30 "2002-04-22T21:32:48Z")

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> \*Originally posted by 3waygeek \*  
> \*\*James Doohan has been [in poor health lately](http://www.startrek.com/news/news.asp?ID=122857); he was hospitalized with pnuemonia in February, and was probably unavailable to do the voiceovers. \*\*

And sadly, DeForest Kelley is in even poorer health…

Man. I would have loved to hear him perform again.

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**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2002, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-futurama-ever-spoilers/104925/31 "2002-04-22T21:48:10Z")

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> \*Originally posted by JThunder \*  
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> Bwahahaha! **mobo85** , that was as funny as any of the gags on the show. \*\*

That _was_ one of the gags from the show.

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**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2002, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-futurama-ever-spoilers/104925/32 "2002-04-22T21:59:48Z")

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Yeah, yeah, I know. I just expected an answer as to why James Doohan wasn’t participating.

Funny.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2002, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-futurama-ever-spoilers/104925/33 "2002-04-22T22:36:39Z")

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The “fan script” was hysterical because it’s typical of badly-written fan fiction; the author puts himself/herself into the story as the one who saves the ship and/or is the object of adoration by the established characters.

It was funny to find out that Koenig “hates” _Star Trek_ but they missed a chance to do at least one “Bester” joke.

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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-futurama-ever-spoilers/104925/34 "2002-04-23T00:26:11Z")

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Shatner: “And when I directed Star Trek V, I got such great work from myself because I respect myself so very much.”

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**Author:** ![Cheesesteak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheesesteak/32/3694_2.png) [@Cheesesteak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheesesteak)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-futurama-ever-spoilers/104925/35 "2002-04-23T00:53:07Z")

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My favorite line was from Melllvar “You’re not acting hard enough!”

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**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-futurama-ever-spoilers/104925/36 "2002-04-23T01:06:30Z")

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Aside from the _Space: 1999_ Eagle, the ship the Star Trek heads crashed in looked rather familiar too. It wasn’t the _Salvage I_ from the short-lived show of the same name starring Andy Griffith, was it?

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-futurama-ever-spoilers/104925/37 "2002-04-23T01:39:14Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Gadarene \*  
> \*\*Too bad it was likely the series finale. ☹ R.I.P., Futurama–the country never knew how good you were. \*\*

Naw, FOX has already bought enough episodes already to last until 2004, assuming they keep running these half-assed 12 episode seasons. We’ve got at least two more years, and FOX could still restart production if the rating really pick up between then and now.

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**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-futurama-ever-spoilers/104925/38 "2002-04-23T01:52:38Z")

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Tell them about the Star Trek Wars.

That’s when all the Star Wars fans packed up and left?

No, that was the Star Wars Trek.

😃

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**Author:** ![Slacker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@Slacker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slacker)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2002, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-futurama-ever-spoilers/104925/39 "2002-05-09T07:58:28Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Miller \*  
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> Naw, FOX has already bought enough episodes already to last until 2004, assuming they keep running these half-assed 12 episode seasons. We’ve got at least two more years, and FOX could still restart production if the rating really pick up between then and now. \*\*

Only problem: After exposure working on a great show, all of the writers and animators will surely get other jobs before Fox gets around to restart production.

I’ll never understand the Fox broadcasting company, try as I might. They’ll air absolutely anything - Cops, animals attacking, rookie sluts becoming professional sluts (that Playboy thing), and on and on…

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