# BEST job title ever? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 8, 2004, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-job-title-ever/244130 "2004-05-08T03:21:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Beauty\_Personified](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e480ec/32.png) [@Beauty\_Personified](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beauty_Personified)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2004, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-job-title-ever/244130/21 "2004-05-09T05:21:55Z")
Often times, when filling out (non-government-related) forms, I’ve listed my occupation as “Student of Life”. 😃 Anyhoo… ---
**Author:** ![hoehand](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/43a26b/32.png) [@hoehand](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hoehand)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2004, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-job-title-ever/244130/22 "2004-05-09T15:44:13Z")
The railroad has a few good ones: Roadmaster Trainmaster Yardmaster And derailment contractors have Wreckmasters ---
**Author:** ![ArrMatey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/arrmatey/32/3522_2.png) [@ArrMatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArrMatey)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2004, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-job-title-ever/244130/23 "2004-05-09T18:07:02Z")
While working on the development of an RPG, I was the only one who kept all the (constant) rules revisions in my head, and quickly earned the title **“Rules Monkey Overlord”**. I shoulda had business cards. ---
**Author:** ![Spezza](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a698b9/32.png) [@Spezza](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spezza)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2004, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-job-title-ever/244130/24 "2004-05-09T18:28:07Z")
My buddy worked at a grocery store once loading groceries for the lazy slobs who cannot do it themselves; his position was titled “ **Rear-End Packer**.” ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2004, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-job-title-ever/244130/25 "2004-05-09T19:40:43Z")
I was a Stud Man for General Motors. ---
**Author:** ![Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4da419/32.png) [@Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gala_Matrix_Fire)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2004, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-job-title-ever/244130/26 "2004-05-09T21:00:49Z")
**Supreme Allied Commander**. Gimme a job title with “supreme” in it, any day. Lucky Wesley Clark. ---
**Author:** ![MrFantsyPants](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ba0ec/32.png) [@MrFantsyPants](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrFantsyPants)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2004, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-job-title-ever/244130/27 "2004-05-09T22:05:42Z")
I am Vice President in Charge of Crayoning. Got a business card and everything. ---
**Author:** ![Improvisor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/50afbb/32.png) [@Improvisor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Improvisor)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2004, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-job-title-ever/244130/28 "2004-05-10T01:13:17Z")
The founders of Yahoo’s official titles are [Chief](http://docs.yahoo.com/docs/pr/executives/yang.html) [Yahoo](http://docs.yahoo.com/docs/pr/executives/filo.html). Pretty cool. ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2004, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-job-title-ever/244130/29 "2004-05-10T02:09:37Z")
On the old show [What’s My Line](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0042168/) they once had a **sagger-maker’s bottom knocker** He made pots, apparently. ---
**Author:** ![Eva\_Luna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e495f1/32.png) [@Eva\_Luna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eva_Luna)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2004, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-job-title-ever/244130/30 "2004-05-10T02:22:28Z")
At one point, my office had two clients whose real-life titles were, respectively, Condom Manager and Lubricant Supervisor. Too bad they worked for different companies; staff meetings might have gotten rather interesting. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Vega](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a9adbd/32.png) [@Lord\_Vega](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Vega)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2004, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-job-title-ever/244130/31 "2004-05-10T03:42:54Z")
Dad was an engineer on rocket boosters at Martin-Marrietta (looong time ago). He took great pride in his business card job title reading: “Rocket Scientist” 🆒 Cheers, Vega ---
**Author:** ![Bookkeeper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bookkeeper/32/281_2.png) [@Bookkeeper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bookkeeper)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2004, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-job-title-ever/244130/32 "2004-05-10T04:42:27Z")
The official listing of occupations once used by our government department had a listing for “Gunner”, which was job title for the guy who operated the machine which produced “XXX, the cereal shot from a gun!” (Puffed Rice?) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-job-title-ever/244130.md?page=1)