# Best line in a Western? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 4, 2010, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-line-in-a-western/538279 "2010-05-04T13:48:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 3\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2016, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-line-in-a-western/538279/181 "2016-05-29T01:21:41Z")
> [@What\_the](#): > > “Badges…etc.” > > (only looked thru the first page and it may even be there…yeah, I’m lazy) Pages? We ain’t got no pages! I don’t have to show you no stinking pages! ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-line-in-a-western/538279/182 "2016-05-29T15:52:24Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > _Jeremiah Johnson_ > > A man in the wilderness is buried up to his neck in the sand. > > Jeremiah: The Injuns put you here? > Del Gue: Tweren’t Mormons. My favorite from that movie is when the search party comes to his cabin to gain his help, and the guy tells him: Searcher: The war? The war is over! Johnson: Who won? ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2016, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-line-in-a-western/538279/183 "2016-05-29T18:02:42Z")
> [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](#): > > … > One to add - Butch and the Kid: “Drown? Hell, the fall will probably kill you.” My all time favorite! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-line-in-a-western/538279.md?page=9)