# Best lines from kids' movies (spoilers)

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**Created:** [January 27, 2010, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-lines-from-kids-movies-spoilers/526693 "2010-01-27T22:58:54Z")\
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**Post date:** [January 29, 2010, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-lines-from-kids-movies-spoilers/526693/41 "2010-01-29T16:05:31Z")

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> [@Shirley\_Ujest](#):
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> “Mine.” Finding Nemo.

An off-topic corollary: I umpire Little League baseball in my spare time. Last year in a game I did, one team (of slightly older kids, 13-14-ish) had a batter named Mike come up to the plate. As he stepped in, his teammates in the dugout all started to say “Mike? Mike?Mike?mike?mIke?” in a perfect imitation of the seagulls. It cracked me up.

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**Post date:** [January 29, 2010, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-lines-from-kids-movies-spoilers/526693/42 "2010-01-29T17:36:25Z")

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From _Don’t Eat The Pictures: Sesame Street at the Metropolitan Museum_ :

“Osiris is lord of the underworld.”

“You mean he’s a gangster?”

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