# Best Lines from the Wondercon

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**Created:** [February 21, 2005, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-lines-from-the-wondercon/291252 "2005-02-21T23:00:16Z")\
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**Author:** ![SolGrundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@SolGrundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SolGrundy)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2005, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-lines-from-the-wondercon/291252/1 "2005-02-21T23:00:16Z")

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This weekend was the big “Wonder-Con” comic book and sci-fi convention in San Francisco. It was at times familiar, at times horrifying, always completely entrancing. From the sullen woman standing in line at registration dressed up as Goku from “Dragonball Z” to the family dressed up as Jedi, it was impossible to pull your eyes away.

Also, the scene they showed from _Serenity_ was _awesome_. I’m really looking forward to the movie now, and I wasn’t even that big a fan of “Firefly.”

Best lines:

1. “Aren’t you a little fat for a stormtrooper?”

and

1. During a promo gathering for the new Steven Spielberg _War of the Worlds_ movie, the moderator said, “We’re going to show you something later on that none of you in this room has ever seen, and even Tom Cruise has never seen.”  
My friend Rain leaned over and asked, “A vagina?”