# Best Lion lines

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-lion-lines/208390>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [October 19, 2003, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-lion-lines/208390 "2003-10-19T17:49:29Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2003, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-lion-lines/208390/1 "2003-10-19T17:49:29Z")

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“Hakuna Matata” _The Lion King_

“Who does this guy think he is?” _Kimba, The White Lion_\*  
\*Not really.

“ROAR” _The MGM Lion (Clarence?)_

“What makes the hottnetotts so hot? Courage.” _The Cowardly Lion_

“Lots and lots of lumps.” _Pete Puma_

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**Author:** ![Coin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Coin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coin)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2003, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-lion-lines/208390/2 "2003-10-19T19:31:24Z")

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When come back, bring lion pie.

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**Author:** ![Dizzy\_Fingers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dizzy\_Fingers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dizzy_Fingers)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2003, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-lion-lines/208390/3 "2003-10-19T21:05:14Z")

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Roar, Lion, Roar  
And wake the echoes of the Hudson Valley  
Fight on to victory evermore  
While the sons of Knickerbocker  
Rally 'round Columbia, Columbia!  
Shouting her name forever  
Roar, Lion, Roar  
For Alma Mater on the Hudson shore!

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**Author:** ![moriah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b2d939/32.png) [@moriah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moriah)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2003, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-lion-lines/208390/4 "2003-10-19T23:53:15Z")

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At the big cats exhibit at the Bronx Zoo. A flying pig comes by to entertain those waiting to get in.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2003, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-lion-lines/208390/5 "2003-10-20T01:16:13Z")

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Put 'em up! _Put 'em up!_