# Best looking musicians

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-looking-musicians/788368>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [June 7, 2017, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-looking-musicians/788368 "2017-06-07T17:26:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Moris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moris/32/2846_2.png) [@Moris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moris)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2017, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-looking-musicians/788368/81 "2017-06-10T05:47:40Z")

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Men: young Michael Stipe, Syd Barrett.

Women: too many to count, but if I had to pick one, Esperanza Spalding.

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**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2017, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-looking-musicians/788368/82 "2017-06-10T05:49:25Z")

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Always been crazy about these [vocalists](https://youtu.be/oe9DA8pO8aQ?t=2243) for Ginger Baker’s Air force. Their vox for _SoYL_ is quite fine and dandy too. On sax is Graham Bond, who I believe is the SO\* of the gal on left.

\*apparently the two explored really wierd occult stuff but that’s another thing.

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**Author:** ![SciFiSam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/47e85d/32.png) [@SciFiSam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SciFiSam)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2017, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-looking-musicians/788368/83 "2017-06-10T08:22:33Z")

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Paolo Nuttini is beautiful. I do love that the gravelly voice of what sounds like an old man from the deep south looks like this.

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**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2017, 10:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-looking-musicians/788368/84 "2017-06-10T10:42:43Z")

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> [@Eddie The Horrible](#):
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> Always been crazy about these [vocalists](https://youtu.be/oe9DA8pO8aQ?t=2243) for Ginger Baker’s Air force. Their vox for _SoYL_ is quite fine and dandy too. On sax is Graham Bond, who I believe is the SO\* of the gal on left.
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> \*apparently the two explored really wierd occult stuff but that’s another thing.

Good lord, they sound wonderful and could they be more 70’s cleavage-alicious? 😉 That’s a great version of Sunshine of your Love. Thanks for sharing.

ETA: I have to say, man, the drums define that song so much more than the main riff. Listen to that: you have a horn section selling the riff on top of Ginger’s iconic, driving tom-tom beat, and with his playing, it holds the same groove as Cream’s version. He’s such a monster player, but man what a jerk. That documentary on him is priceless.

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**Author:** ![nachtmusick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ac91a4/32.png) [@nachtmusick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nachtmusick)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2017, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-looking-musicians/788368/85 "2017-06-10T11:50:31Z")

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> [@River\_Hippie](#):
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> I couldn’t name one of her songs but I’ve seen her perform on TV a couple times and I think [Taylor Swift](https://i0.wp.com/damagingthestreets.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/18839f21-608b-4acd-a2aa-a944db3e15e7-2060x1236-e1424515656156.jpeg?fit=1280%2C768) is pretty damn good looking.

Ethereally beautiful.

I spelled both of those words with my own two hands, because that is just how pretty Taylor Swift is.

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**Author:** ![SykoSkotty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c0e974/32.png) [@SykoSkotty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SykoSkotty)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2017, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-looking-musicians/788368/86 "2017-06-10T12:19:12Z")

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> [@Ambivalid](#):
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> I know this is about male musicians but I had to mention Maria Brink of the group “In This Moment”. Holy shit she is hot.  
> ETA: [Here she is.](https://www.google.com/search?q=pics+of+maria+brink&rlz=1C1CHBF_enUS740US740&tbm=isch&imgil=2RCZZOoGCsahtM%253A%253BdyRcpMe_yykmFM%253Bhttps%25253A%25252F%25252Fwww.last.fm%25252Fmusic%25252FIn%2525252BThis%2525252BMoment%25252F%2525252Bimages%25252Feb9b086e9769430b90f5a167dd7ac3c9&source=iu&pf=m&fir=2RCZZOoGCsahtM%253A%252CdyRcpMe_yykmFM%252C_&usg=__HNuTxlN1MZVlzlDL8FHMtbIOmK8%3D&biw=1600&bih=804&ved=0ahUKEwid8dW4uKzUAhXEOyYKHZhkBAIQyjcITw&ei=SVA4Wd2oHsT3mAGYyZEQ#imgrc=2RCZZOoGCsahtM:)

“Cuz I’m the Big Bad Wolf now let the games begin!”

Maria is smoking hot. I’ll add Lzzy Hale from Halestorm, Taylor Momsen from The Pretty Reckless, Susanna Hoffs from The Bangles, Gina Schock from The Go-Go’s, Doro Pesch, Lita Ford & Joan Jett.

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**Author:** ![Mattie\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71c47a/32.png) [@Mattie\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mattie_Blue)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2017, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-looking-musicians/788368/87 "2017-06-10T12:31:55Z")

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George Michael.

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**Author:** ![zoogirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b9bd4f/32.png) [@zoogirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoogirl)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2017, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-looking-musicians/788368/88 "2017-06-10T13:44:15Z")

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[quote=“Dung\_Beetle, post:10, topic:788368”]

Crap, I left out [url=http://www.thesound.co.nz/home/pics/2017/02/alice-cooper-and-deep-purple-are-touring-together/\_jcr\_content/image.img.1280.high.jpg/v0.jpg]Alice You forgot about the five minutes in the Eighties that he was actually hot!

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**Author:** ![zoogirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b9bd4f/32.png) [@zoogirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoogirl)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2017, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-looking-musicians/788368/89 "2017-06-10T13:51:24Z")

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Nevermind

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**Author:** ![StGermain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stgermain/32/2868_2.png) [@StGermain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StGermain)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2017, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-looking-musicians/788368/90 "2017-06-10T14:28:37Z")

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Older than the '80’s, but young [Cat Stevens](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/be/Cat_Stevens_(1972).png).

StG

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**Author:** ![River\_Hippie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/river_hippie/32/26_2.png) [@River\_Hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/River_Hippie)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2017, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-looking-musicians/788368/91 "2017-06-10T16:33:16Z")

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[Gwen Stefani](https://www.longislandpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/Gwen-Stefani.jpg) is an attractive gal.

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**Author:** ![Tinker\_Grey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tinker_grey/32/8136_2.png) [@Tinker\_Grey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tinker_Grey)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2017, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-looking-musicians/788368/92 "2017-06-10T17:04:23Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> Not a man but she has a man’s name and is very good looking: [Andy Allo](https://www.google.com/search?q=Andy+Allo&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwi82aiyyKzUAhVF2oMKHeyuDN0Q_AUICygC&biw=1366&bih=613)

You might like [Esperanza Spalding](https://www.google.com/search?q=esperanza+spalding&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjavaP_4LPUAhUs_IMKHZfiCWUQ_AUICygC&biw=1388&bih=807), a very good jazz musician.

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**Author:** ![salinqmind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@salinqmind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/salinqmind)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2017, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-looking-musicians/788368/93 "2017-06-10T17:10:17Z")

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The young Sting was, is, and ever shall be the very essence of ‘utterly gorgeous’. I love a sharp, snooty blonde. Don’t Stand So Close To Me!

Second, way back in the 70’s, life sadly cut short, Marc Bolan of T-Rex. I still have some old music magazines with his pictures in it . Just a scrumptious little elfin beauty. Bang A Gong.

Third, AdamAnt. He has had some rough times with his health, but again, in the 70’s he too was blessed with a rare beauty. Ant Music will live forever.

Honorable mentions: (a tie) the young Billy Idol and the young Jim Morrison. A White Wedding, and yes, you Light My Fire. The delectable Harry Connick Jr.  
A good looking man back in the 60’s who had absolutely HIDEOUS things done to his face thru very bad plastic surgery, was Dave Clark of the Dave Clark Five. Oh, the poor creature!

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**Author:** ![Tinker\_Grey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tinker_grey/32/8136_2.png) [@Tinker\_Grey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tinker_Grey)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2017, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-looking-musicians/788368/94 "2017-06-10T17:16:20Z")

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> [@Tinker\_Grey](#):
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> You might like [Esperanza Spalding](https://www.google.com/search?q=esperanza+spalding&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjavaP_4LPUAhUs_IMKHZfiCWUQ_AUICygC&biw=1388&bih=807), a very good jazz musician.

Humph. Edit window should be longer.

Anyway, [Moris](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20267301&postcount=78) ninja’d me.

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**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2017, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-looking-musicians/788368/95 "2017-06-10T17:37:16Z")

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> [@WordMan](#):
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> Good lord, they sound wonderful and could they be more 70’s cleavage-alicious? 😉 That’s a great version of Sunshine of your Love. Thanks for sharing.

Glad to oblige.  
Always had a soft spot for [Lene](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyhrYis509A) from Aqua, despite this actually being the only thing I’ve seen her in.  
Hmmm. Maybe I should do some more internet research.  
Ryan Goins, though, really bothered me in that video.  
The music itself - well, if I ever end up in a straightjacket, I can only hope they won’t be pumping this one into the rubber room 24/7. (Worse than the ol’ Ludovico!)

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**Author:** ![salinqmind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@salinqmind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/salinqmind)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2017, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-looking-musicians/788368/96 "2017-06-10T21:26:06Z")

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I left out a 70’s era Robert Plant. Was there ever a showier front man for a band? Gorgeous hair!

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**Author:** ![Scougs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scougs/32/3158_2.png) [@Scougs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scougs)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2017, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-looking-musicians/788368/97 "2017-06-11T16:34:31Z")

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> [@salinqmind](#):
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> I left out a 70’s era Robert Plant. Was there ever a showier front man for a band? Gorgeous hair!

His hair wasn’t the only thing he was showy with.

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**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2017, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-looking-musicians/788368/98 "2017-06-11T19:04:13Z")

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> [@Scougs](#):
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> His hair wasn’t the only thing he was showy with.

You know who else was showy?

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**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2017, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-looking-musicians/788368/99 "2017-06-11T19:07:21Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> You figure Cher and Diana Ross needed Gene Simmons’ money?

No, but I’m sure it didn’t hurt with the groupies. Plus, he left his makeup on with Cher and Diana Ross so they couldn’t tell how ugly he really was.

> [@WordMan](#):
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> Good lord, they sound wonderful and could they be more 70’s cleavage-alicious? 😉 That’s a great version of Sunshine of your Love. Thanks for sharing.
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> ETA: I have to say, man, the drums define that song so much more than the main riff. Listen to that: you have a horn section selling the riff on top of Ginger’s iconic, driving tom-tom beat, and with his playing, it holds the same groove as Cream’s version. He’s such a monster player, but man what a jerk. That documentary on him is priceless.

I love the white woman’s “staggering hippie” routine while she sings. Epic.

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**Author:** ![carlb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carlb/32/5930_2.png) [@carlb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carlb)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2017, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-looking-musicians/788368/100 "2017-06-12T00:57:21Z")

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Two pages in and I’m the first to mention [Susannah Hoffs](https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/nintchdbpict000269190919.jpg?w=640&strip=all)? Saw the Bangles two years ago, and she may be even more stunning than she was in the band’s hey-day.

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