# Best message board ever

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-message-board-ever/228169>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 8, 2004, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-message-board-ever/228169 "2004-02-08T20:36:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2004, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-message-board-ever/228169/1 "2004-02-08T20:36:40Z")

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I know everyone here knows this already, but I must restate it:This is the best message board.

I know this because I have bene on others; supposedly christian ones.  
Things go nice, or so it seems, then an admin and a poster jump on you, calling you names, twofaced hypocrite, fake, child, dumb, so on and so on.  
You calmly ask for proof; they tell you to shove it.  
No one else defends you.

This is the best board.  
I know my rant will not get a 10, I’m not much for swearing, too.  
So just commiserate with me.

You people are great.

(Vote Democrat!)  
🙂

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**Author:** ![BarnOwl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e95f7d/32.png) [@BarnOwl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BarnOwl)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2004, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-message-board-ever/228169/2 "2004-02-08T22:48:37Z")

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I agree.

This is the best message board I’ve ever seen.

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**Author:** ![Atreyu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@Atreyu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atreyu)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2004, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-message-board-ever/228169/3 "2004-02-08T22:54:52Z")

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Another agreement here.

I’ve sampled a lot of message boards, and nothing else comes close. It’s no accident that this place is by far where I spend the most time whenever I’m on the Internet.

_Viva la Dope!_

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**Author:** ![Sofa\_King](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/58956e/32.png) [@Sofa\_King](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sofa_King)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2004, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-message-board-ever/228169/4 "2004-02-08T22:59:09Z")

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I just recently saw Doug Thompson, an interesting journalist whom I have come to admire, totally spin out and leave his own website and message board.

I strongly suspect that his reason for leaving was almost entirely due to one person, a december-esque partisan of unusual obstinacy.

Doug basically said he had to check out because he had lost all faith in the process of political discourse.

The People of the Straight Dope have not yet lost that faith, although we bear our own share of burdensome participants. Like me.

Thanks for having me aboard, everyone. Thanks to those of you who work every day to ensure that the central, noble mission of this place does not divert from its stated goal. And thank all of you for not collectively giving up.

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**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2004, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-message-board-ever/228169/5 "2004-02-08T23:05:16Z")

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There are other message boards?

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**Author:** ![Darkhold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/90db22/32.png) [@Darkhold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkhold)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2004, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-message-board-ever/228169/6 "2004-02-08T23:58:23Z")

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I agree this is the best message board…if only it hadn’t have eaten my last four posts. I dunno why but it’ll be loading things just fine cruising around but when it comes time for me to post it decides to die.

Two of the posts were exceptionally long ones very frustrating. So I’ve resigned mostly to lurking the last two weeks.

Here’s to hoping this one goes through _crosses fingers_

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**Author:** ![kniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/c37758/32.png) [@kniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kniz)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2004, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-message-board-ever/228169/7 "2004-02-09T00:13:15Z")

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Excuse me, but I think you guys are preaching to the choir. 😉

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**Author:** ![CheekyMonkey613](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e480ec/32.png) [@CheekyMonkey613](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheekyMonkey613)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2004, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-message-board-ever/228169/8 "2004-02-09T00:16:35Z")

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What does December-esque mean? (in Sofa King’s post)

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**Author:** ![BarnOwl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e95f7d/32.png) [@BarnOwl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BarnOwl)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2004, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-message-board-ever/228169/9 "2004-02-09T00:21:27Z")

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> [@CheekyMonkey613](#):
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> What does December-esque mean? (in Sofa King’s post)

An older person, I suspect.

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**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2004, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-message-board-ever/228169/10 "2004-02-09T00:24:58Z")

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This is in the wrong forum, so I’m moving it to MPSIMS. And december, in this context, refers to a now-banned poster.

Lynn

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**Author:** ![Sofa\_King](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/58956e/32.png) [@Sofa\_King](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sofa_King)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2004, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-message-board-ever/228169/11 "2004-02-09T00:28:33Z")

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The poster formerly named **december** was a dissimulator bar none. Carefully couched in politeness, **december** trolled these message boards for what? maybe two years? In that time he tirelessly adopted uninformed Wall Street Journal Op-Ed pieces as his own rationale for how the world worked and tenaciously defended those positions long after they were ripped to shreds by our more fact-driven readership. He was eventually banned for being a jerk. While many of us (but not me) saw his jerk-ness right off the bat, it still took months and months for the weight of evidence against him to finally prove justifiable enough to ban him.

I think he has taken his undeniable sophistic talents to other places, and driven those poor participants insane as he nearly did to us.

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**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2004, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-message-board-ever/228169/12 "2004-02-09T00:31:14Z")

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> [@CheekyMonkey613](#):
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> What does December-esque mean? (in Sofa King’s post)

Once upon a time, not too long ago, there was an annoying little twerp called **december**. His _modus operandi_ was to be the [JeffK]Worst Conservative Debater EVAR[/JeffK]! He would troll in GD with misattributed quotations, stupid arguments, and all the persona of a warthog with teritary syphilis. His mind was as purest admantium, completely impervious to reasoned debate or, indeed, much of the outside world. He eventually pushed the bounds of civil discourse one too many times and so was smote with sore wroth by the Admins (Peace be Upon Them).

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**Author:** ![Eleusis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Eleusis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleusis)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2004, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-message-board-ever/228169/13 "2004-02-09T00:33:15Z")

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“vote democrat”

> **[Michael Moore | Substack](https://www.michaelmoore.com/)**
>
> Writer. Filmmaker. Podcaster. Eagle Scout. Citizen.

:rolleyes:

How about:  
[http://www.moorewatch.com/](http://www.moorewatch.com/)  
[http://www.moorelies.com/](http://www.moorelies.com/)  
[http://www.bowlingfortruth.com/](http://www.bowlingfortruth.com/)

Vote Republican.

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**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2004, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-message-board-ever/228169/14 "2004-02-09T00:35:33Z")

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My post was composed with the BBQ Pit as its sole target. Plainly put, it sticks out like a sore thumb in MPSIMS and I’m feeling as exposed as a nudibranch in a fishbowl.

Did I go too far? If so, I’m sorry.

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**Author:** ![Squink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@Squink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squink)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2004, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-message-board-ever/228169/15 "2004-02-09T00:54:54Z")

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> [@Derleth](#):
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> Did I go too far?

Nothing that a simple BANNING won’t fix. Why not email Lynn, and ask her to exile your butt to the outer darkness?  
😉

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**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2004, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-message-board-ever/228169/16 "2004-02-09T00:58:57Z")

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No, **Derleth** , when it comes to **december** and his kind, you didn’t go nearly far enough.

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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2004, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-message-board-ever/228169/17 "2004-02-09T01:03:28Z")

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> [@Eleusis](#):
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> “vote democrat”  
> [www.michaelmoore.com](http://www.michaelmoore.com)
> 
> :rolleyes:
> 
> How about:  
> [http://www.moorewatch.com/](http://www.moorewatch.com/)  
> [http://www.moorelies.com/](http://www.moorelies.com/)  
> [http://www.bowlingfortruth.com/](http://www.bowlingfortruth.com/)
> 
> Vote Republican.

Form the first point in the Moore watch site:

> [@](#):
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> What About the Drugs?  
> Author: Lee  
> Did Mikey ignore the drugs?  
> February 8, 2004 – MICHAEL Moore should be forced to give back the Oscar he won for “Bowling for Columbine” because he totally ignored the real reason why two high-school students went on a rampage that left 15 dead — prescription drugs such as Prozac, Zoloft and Paxil.

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[http://www.umass.edu/writprog/willing/prozac.htm](http://www.umass.edu/writprog/willing/prozac.htm)

> [@](#):
>
> One popular belief of the effects of Prozac is that it causes aggressive, violent or even suicidal actions in individuals using the drug. There have been instances of aggressive behavior relating to Prozac; however, a direct cause and effect relationship has not been established between the two. The American Journal of Psychiatry conducted a report analyzing six depressed patients who, after treatment with Prozac, developed suicidal tendencies after 27 weeks of treatment. One case concerned a successful, professional male with a 21 year history of minor depression. His depression continued even after his treatment with MAIO (a type of anti-depressant drug), and continued still, after being treated with Prozac. He then worsened in his preoccupation with suicide and was then placed on impramine, another anti-depressant, which still did not stop his suicidality. However it is not clear that this behavior was Prozac induced. What is a greater possibility is the occurrence of “tolerance” which refers to the disease (in this case depression) seeping through the medication with full power. This particular patient continued to worsen and did not improve until he went back on MAIO. One characteristic of tolerance is that improvement can occur on re-exposure to a once tolerant drug.

If you are saying that ignorance is embraced with gusto by the Republicans, all people of reason then should vote Democrat.

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**Author:** ![Sgt.Pepper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Sgt.Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sgt.Pepper)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2004, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-message-board-ever/228169/18 "2004-02-09T01:06:41Z")

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After lurking for a week, I had to register to support the OP.

One thing that I’ve noticed that really impressed me here is the proper use of the english language. I’m sick and tired of reading posts that aren’t capitalized or are written in internet shorthand, “ur cool”, or “u 2”. I was ready to gouge my eyes out. I’m not the greatest at writing, but the intent is there.

Oh, and the content is refreshing. Great job.

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**Author:** ![7\_up\_yours](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/7/919ad9/32.png) [@7\_up\_yours](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/7_up_yours)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2004, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-message-board-ever/228169/19 "2004-02-09T01:11:03Z")

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I love this message board too. What I think makes it so great is how people are so accepting of newbies. Here, they’re welcomed with open arms, but anywhere else, you have go to through some hazing to be accepted. :rolleyes: This message board, to put it simply, rocks.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2004, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-message-board-ever/228169/20 "2004-02-09T01:25:22Z")

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Hahahaha… “no hazing”… our plan is working _perfectly._

Did anyone pick up the mayonnaise and the goat?

Incidentally, this certainly is the best message board ever.

I was going to cite to the “Scalar Weapons” thread, but instead I’ll just suggest that you guys re-read this one 🙂

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