# Best "mmmm"-ism **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [December 24, 2002, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-mmmm-ism/144679 "2002-12-24T04:28:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![KGS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/90ced4/32.png) [@KGS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KGS)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2002, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-mmmm-ism/144679/21 "2002-12-24T14:11:05Z")
In the episode where Moe tells Homer to steal his car for the insurance money: Moe: “Okay, this model car represents my car, and this cheese doodle represents you.” Homer: (eats the cheese doodle) “Mmmmm…me!” ---
**Author:** ![Nutty\_Bunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d07c76/32.png) [@Nutty\_Bunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nutty_Bunny)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2002, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-mmmm-ism/144679/22 "2002-12-24T14:12:31Z")
Here in Albany, we have a performing arts center called The Egg. It’s a large building shaped like an egg and features everyone from the Albany Symphony to Ben Folds. When The Simpsons came back to our Fox station in syndication, there were billboards featuring a giant Homer standing over the Albany skyline and drooling, with the line: “Mmmmm…concrete egg.” ---
**Author:** ![Alias](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e4f/32.png) [@Alias](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alias)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2002, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-mmmm-ism/144679/23 "2002-12-24T14:52:55Z")
_mmmmmmmmmm… slanty._ ---
**Author:** ![SC\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@SC\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SC_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2002, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-mmmm-ism/144679/24 "2002-12-25T19:41:00Z")
mmmmmm… pornography. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2002, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-mmmm-ism/144679/25 "2002-12-25T22:22:34Z")
Mmmmmmm…ovu-liscious ---
**Author:** ![InternetLegend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/internetlegend/32/13154_2.png) [@InternetLegend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InternetLegend)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2002, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-mmmm-ism/144679/26 "2002-12-26T05:36:25Z")
_After eating a plastic bride-and-groom cake topper he thought was sugar:_ Mmmmm…pointy. ---
**Author:** ![MaxTheVool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MaxTheVool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MaxTheVool)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2002, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-mmmm-ism/144679/27 "2002-12-26T08:02:57Z")
Nitpick: It’s not “mmmmmmm… floor pie.” It’s “ooh, floor pie!” And the correct answer is “Mmmmmmmm… forbidden donut” ---
**Author:** ![neutron\_star](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/51bf81/32.png) [@neutron\_star](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neutron_star)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2002, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-mmmm-ism/144679/28 "2002-12-26T11:55:22Z")
I have a Homer Simpson bottle opener with a built-in speaker that says “mmmmmm-Beer” when you open a bottle with it. That’s one of my favorite pieces of Simpsons parapharnalia. ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2002, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-mmmm-ism/144679/29 "2002-12-26T18:49:14Z")
Adding another vote to: MMmmmmmm… forbidden donut… (“AhhH! Flanders, you’re the devil?”) ---
**Author:** ![chief](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df788c/32.png) [@chief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chief)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2002, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-mmmm-ism/144679/30 "2002-12-26T21:16:44Z")
My favorite is “Mmmmmmmmmmm forbidden donut!” i also love “Mmmmmmmmmmm free goo” , “Mmmmmmmmmm incapacitating”, “Mmmmmmmmmm invisible cola” and “Mmmmmmm Sprinkles!” (robot homer) ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2002, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-mmmm-ism/144679/31 "2002-12-26T21:19:52Z")
mmmm… brains… ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2002, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-mmmm-ism/144679/32 "2002-12-26T21:39:04Z")
Can’t believe no one’s mentioned Mmmmmmmmmm… boobies… ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2002, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-mmmm-ism/144679/33 "2002-12-26T21:52:03Z")
mmmmm…crumbled up cookie thingies ---
**Author:** ![KSO](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f07891/32.png) [@KSO](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KSO)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-mmmm-ism/144679/34 "2002-12-27T04:27:22Z")
Mmmmmmmm . . . pork chops. ---
**Author:** ![Splanky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b2d939/32.png) [@Splanky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Splanky)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-mmmm-ism/144679/35 "2002-12-27T05:03:10Z")
mmmmmm…pistol whip. ---
**Author:** ![Muad\_Dib](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/35a633/32.png) [@Muad\_Dib](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muad_Dib)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-mmmm-ism/144679/36 "2002-12-27T05:23:20Z")
Gotta go with “forbidin donut”. ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-mmmm-ism/144679/37 "2002-12-27T13:23:07Z")
mmmmm…organized crime ---
**Author:** ![fighting\_ignorant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ac8455/32.png) [@fighting\_ignorant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fighting_ignorant)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-mmmm-ism/144679/38 "2002-12-27T19:28:24Z")
mmm… purple ---
**Author:** ![marinwood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@marinwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marinwood)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-mmmm-ism/144679/39 "2002-12-27T21:14:52Z")
mmm…hug ---
**Author:** ![gooti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/eb8c5e/32.png) [@gooti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gooti)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-mmmm-ism/144679/40 "2002-12-27T21:17:59Z")
mmmmm…waffle run-off… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-mmmm-ism/144679.md?page=1)