# Best/most memorable public bathroom graffiti? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [August 27, 2002, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-most-memorable-public-bathroom-graffiti/125792 "2002-08-27T16:36:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2002, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-most-memorable-public-bathroom-graffiti/125792/61 "2002-09-01T02:49:08Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Sam Hell \* > \*\*My father told me this one: > "Here I sit in the stink and vapor. > Some son-of-a-b_tch has stolen all the paper." \*\* Ever heard the long version? Here I sit, inhaling vapors, The guy before me left no papers Still, I can’t stay, and I can’t linger, I guess I’ll have to use my finger. ---
**Author:** ![whistlepig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/73ab20/32.png) [@whistlepig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whistlepig)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2002, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-most-memorable-public-bathroom-graffiti/125792/62 "2002-09-01T03:11:15Z")
In the mens room in the urinal at the bar in Hathaway Montana: “Remember, the same hands that pick your cigarette butts out of this urinal put the ice in your drink.” And in Missoula Montana in the Rhino: “Rat Camaro’s of the Bitteroot” (At “rat” car is one that’s beat up, with a lot of primer. The Bitteroot is a nearby geographical area.) ---
**Author:** ![x\_painless\_x](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/13edae/32.png) [@x\_painless\_x](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/x_painless_x)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2002, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-most-memorable-public-bathroom-graffiti/125792/63 "2002-09-01T03:13:06Z")
My elementary school was right next to St.Patricks church. On the wall of a stall it just said "God is watching you"I was very impressionable and I still am. ---
**Author:** ![renigademaster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71c47a/32.png) [@renigademaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/renigademaster)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2002, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-most-memorable-public-bathroom-graffiti/125792/64 "2002-09-01T03:42:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by yESTERDAY mAN \* > \*\*I can’t think of any memorable restroom graffiti off the top of my head, but I saw this fairly inexplicable line written in permanent marker on a restraining bar on Crabbe Mountain’s chairlift. “Lump sat in a buggy marsh, totally motionless except for her thoughts.” \*\* Thats a lyric from a Presidents of the United States of America song. When did you see that? If it was Pre 1994 that may have been the insperation for the song! ---
**Author:** ![jasg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f0a364/32.png) [@jasg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jasg)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2002, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-most-memorable-public-bathroom-graffiti/125792/65 "2002-09-01T04:02:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ringo \* > \*\*I have no idea what it means either, **Fibonacci** , but considering the locale I’d guess a) the author may have been equally as uninformed about the meaning and b) it was inspired by Jefferson Airplane. \*\* Weird…China WING Kantner is the daughter of Jefferson Airplane/Jefferson Starship members Paul Kantner and Grace Slick. She was only 13 in 1984. ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2002, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-most-memorable-public-bathroom-graffiti/125792/66 "2002-09-01T04:07:07Z")
“Don’t let the bottom fall out of your world, eat a vindaloo let the world fall out of your bottom!” ---
**Author:** ![Johanna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johanna/32/8318_2.png) [@Johanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johanna)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2002, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-most-memorable-public-bathroom-graffiti/125792/67 "2002-09-01T06:46:41Z")
Saw this in the early 1970s. I still think it’s the best ever: DON’T CHANGE DICKS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SCREW VOTE FOR NIXON IN '72 ---
**Author:** ![Iyamity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/96bed5/32.png) [@Iyamity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iyamity)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2002, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-most-memorable-public-bathroom-graffiti/125792/68 "2002-09-01T12:37:19Z")
This is from a washroom in a correctional facility. I drove a friend there so she could visit her boyfriend. There was an sign placed above the urinal that said, “Don’t throw cigarette butts in the urunal.” Below that, someone wrote, “Yeah it makes them hard to light.” ---
**Author:** ![im2evil4u](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b5ac83/32.png) [@im2evil4u](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/im2evil4u)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2002, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-most-memorable-public-bathroom-graffiti/125792/69 "2002-09-01T18:08:56Z")
My husband discovered this one last night in the mens room of Brewsky’s in the East Village: I f\*cked your mother written below Dad, go home, your drunk. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-most-memorable-public-bathroom-graffiti/125792.md?page=3)