Best movie "comeuppance" scenes (Spoilers)

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For my Light side, I loved the scene in “Roxanne” where Steve Martin has to come up with 20 better nose insults that the bar-room brawler.

The entire link below is a spoiler (because its that entire scene).

For my Dark side, the ‘playing in traffic’ scene in Darkman when he’s interrogating Rick.
Rick: "Okay…! Don’t…! I told you everything…!

Darkman: "I know, Rick. I know you did. But Lets Pretend You Didn’t…!

Shoot, almost to the end of the thread just now and I thought I was going to be first with this one!

*Shakes fist at Zeldar!
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Tania: Why don’t you come have a drink with us?

Rhonda: [excited] You want to have a drink with me?

Tania: Well, yeah. We wouldn’t want you to spend the entire holiday alone. It’s not like in high school where you should feel you’re not good enough to talk to us.

Rhonda: I don’t.

Tania: If I feel you’ve changed, I’ll tell you. I’m honest. Unlike some people, I tell it like it is.

Rhonda: The truth? I tell the truth too. Nicole’s having an affair with Chook. Muriel saw them fucking in the laundry room on your wedding day. Stick your drink up your ass, Tania! I’d rather swallow razor blades than have a drink with you. Oh, by the way… I’m not alone. I’m with Muriel.

Galaxy Quest…the ship was dragging mines.

Mulan Villain: “Fresh out of ideas?” Mulan (disarming him with her fan, literally): “Not quite.”

No.

Well excuuuuuuuuuuse me! I was only 7/8 in that post; how tragic. :rolleyes:

That’s what you get for monologuing.

Had no idea what movie this was from, looked it up and saw that Rachel Griffiths was the one who said this line… and I can totally see it.

That.

None of you seem to understand. I’m not locked in here with you. You’re locked in here with ME!
Much more ass kicking in the later riot scene.

And it’s a much skinnier John Goodman as the deputy?

Not gonna read this whole thread, to see whether this has been mentioned.

Blanche Hudson confessing to Jane that she, herself, caused the accident that crippled her. She had let Jane believe that she’d caused the accident . . . to get back at Jane for her childhood stardom.

The youtube clip is awesome