# Best Movie Remakes

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**Created:** [December 23, 2009, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-movie-remakes/522380 "2009-12-23T22:24:32Z")\
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**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-movie-remakes/522380/1 "2009-12-23T22:24:32Z")

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Over in [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=544473), a debate has broken out about how often movie remakes surpass the quality of the original. I think probably not often, but it does happen.

My favorite remake:

[Last of the Mohicans](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0104691/)

(I only recently realized this **was** a remake, utilizing the script from the [1936 adaptation](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0027869/) of the book.)

Your nominees?  
(And yes, I know we’ve done this before. Don’t feel obliged to link earlier threads. Let’s have a new discussion instead.)

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**Author:** ![Reverse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@Reverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reverse)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-movie-remakes/522380/2 "2009-12-23T22:29:09Z")

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[Dawn of the Dead](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0363547/). The original is a boring and in every way terrible zombie movie, whereas the remake is more or less the single best zombie movie ever made. It’s scary, it’s got good, interesting characters, and fast zombies are actually terrifying.

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**Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-movie-remakes/522380/3 "2009-12-23T22:52:48Z")

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_The Maltese Falcon_ with Humphrey Bogart is superior to the lesser-seen 1931 Ricardo Cortez version, but that original shouldn’t be written off, as it has humor and spice.

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**Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-movie-remakes/522380/4 "2009-12-23T22:59:00Z")

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I’d say that the version of _The Wizard of Oz_ with Margaret Hamilton and Judy Garland is probably head, shoulders, torso, and thighs above any of the like four versions that came before it. Though, to be fair, I’ve only ever seen the one version.

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**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-movie-remakes/522380/5 "2009-12-23T23:09:12Z")

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These are all good examples. And I agree that the remade Dawn of the Dead is the best of the zombie genre (unless you count **28 Days Later** , which some don’t).

For the record, I suppose we’ll count re-boots as remakes for purposes of this thread.

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**Author:** ![CT\_Damsel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CT\_Damsel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CT_Damsel)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-movie-remakes/522380/6 "2009-12-23T23:11:33Z")

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I liked the 1999 Thomas Crown Affair much more than the 1968 version.

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**Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-movie-remakes/522380/7 "2009-12-23T23:14:19Z")

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[Dirty Rotten Scoundrels](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095031/) is generally regarded as superior to [Bedtime Story](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0057878/).

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**Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-movie-remakes/522380/8 "2009-12-23T23:27:52Z")

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If we’re not being persnickety about remakes vs. alternate versions, [The Front Page](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0021890/) is an enjoyable period piece, faithfully adapted from a popular play, reinvented as [His Girl Friday](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0032599/), a classic screwball comedy.

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**Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-movie-remakes/522380/9 "2009-12-23T23:35:58Z")

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> [@CT\_Damsel](#):
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> I liked the 1999 Thomas Crown Affair much more than the 1968 version.

That was the first example that came into my head.

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**Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-movie-remakes/522380/10 "2009-12-23T23:39:15Z")

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_Ocean’s Eleven_. The _only_ two people who have more charisma than Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin are George Clooney and Brad Pitt. The newer movie took everything fun and interesting about the original and magnified it by ten. The sequels, ehhh, I can take or leave them, but the actual remake was brilliant.

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**Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-movie-remakes/522380/11 "2009-12-23T23:46:50Z")

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**John Carpenter’s The Thing** , though it’s not so much a remake as a reimagining from what I’ve heard. (Note that I’ve never seen the original, but this seems to be the general consensus.)

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**Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-movie-remakes/522380/12 "2009-12-24T00:08:12Z")

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> [@CT\_Damsel](#):
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> I liked the 1999 Thomas Crown Affair much more than the 1968 version.

That’s the first one that I thought of.

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**Author:** ![amarone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@amarone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amarone)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-movie-remakes/522380/13 "2009-12-24T00:09:24Z")

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Wikipedia has a [list of remakes](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_film_remakes). I was hampered by very rarely having seen both, but there are some where you have to suspect that the remake was better, e.g. Heston’s Ben-Hur, Cabaret, Chicago.

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**Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-movie-remakes/522380/14 "2009-12-24T00:12:47Z")

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I haven’t seen the original, but Hitchcock himself supposedly thought his own remake (1956) of _The Man Who Knew Too Much_ superior to the earlier (1934) version.

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**Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-movie-remakes/522380/15 "2009-12-24T00:53:41Z")

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> [@Reverse](#):
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> It’s scary, it’s got good, interesting characters, and fast zombies are actually terrifying.

If by “good, interesting” you mean phenomenally stupid, and by “terrifying” you mean “boring”, and if by “Best” you mean “wholly unnecessary” remake, than I totally agree.

Another vote for _Friday, Mohicans_ and _The Thing_.

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**Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-movie-remakes/522380/16 "2009-12-24T01:08:04Z")

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> [@TWDuke](#):
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> If we’re not being persnickety about remakes vs. alternate versions, [The Front Page](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0021890/) is an enjoyable period piece, faithfully adapted from a popular play, reinvented as [His Girl Friday](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0032599/), a classic screwball comedy.

There was also a pretty good remake of the original with [Walter Matthau and Jack Lemmon](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071524/) – they did the play straight, and it worked, especially since Matthau was born to play Walter Burns (and got to say the play’s final line, too).

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**Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-movie-remakes/522380/17 "2009-12-24T01:18:47Z")

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> [@amarone](#):
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> Wikipedia has a [list of remakes](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_film_remakes). I was hampered by very rarely having seen both, but there are some where you have to suspect that the remake was better, e.g. Heston’s Ben-Hur, Cabaret, Chicago.

After checking that list I now need a thread for the remake was worse than the original:(

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**Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-movie-remakes/522380/18 "2009-12-24T01:46:40Z")

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I don’t really think the Lord of the Rings counts as a remake, does it? If so, it’s my favorite, as the cartoons were only OK. Then again, I love the new films while others don’t.

The 1939 Wizard of Oz is also an excellent remake.

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**Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-movie-remakes/522380/19 "2009-12-24T03:29:45Z")

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> [@Red\_Barchetta](#):
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> **John Carpenter’s The Thing** , though it’s not so much a remake as a reimagining from what I’ve heard. (Note that I’ve never seen the original, but this seems to be the general consensus.)

Carpenter’s version is much closer to the original story (“Who Goes There”) than the first movie. The two major differences that I recall between Carpenter’s film and the short story are the explicit gore and the book has far more people at the research station - it’s easy to write that 25 out of 50 are found to be Things when doing the blood test compared to filming it (the blood test is an example of a detail in the book used in the movie).

I would submit Richard Lester’s “The Three Musketeers” and “The Four Musketeers” as being far better than every previous (and every subsequent) version.

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**Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-movie-remakes/522380/20 "2009-12-24T03:37:43Z")

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_Cheaper by the Dozen._ I know the remake was trash, but I could at least get through it. I found the original to be unwatchable, utter crap. Just terrible.

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