# Best name/crime combo EVER. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 5, 2015, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-name-crime-combo-ever/739492 "2015-12-05T04:05:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2015, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-name-crime-combo-ever/739492/1 "2015-12-05T04:05:33Z")
[Bud Weisser arrested at Budweiser Brewery](http://fox2now.com/2015/12/04/bud-weisser-arrested-for-trespassing-at-budweiser-brewery/) Maybe he was just confused by the name & thought it was his place??? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2015, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-name-crime-combo-ever/739492/2 "2015-12-05T05:11:47Z")
He was looking for his friend Al Cohol. ---
**Author:** ![yawuntz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a5b964/32.png) [@yawuntz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yawuntz)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2015, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-name-crime-combo-ever/739492/3 "2015-12-05T06:21:46Z")
He’s a sadder Budweiser man. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2015, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-name-crime-combo-ever/739492/4 "2015-12-05T14:59:24Z")
I’ve always been partial to [Daisy Cowit](http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/woman-named-cowit-slams-cows-texting-cops-article-1.1506950) plowing into a herd of cows while texting. Folks, you cannot make this shit up. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2015, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-name-crime-combo-ever/739492/5 "2015-12-05T21:56:58Z")
Then there’s the [real Walter White](http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/real-life-breaking-bad-us-meth-dealer-walter-white-jailed-for-drugs-and-firearms-offences-9013461.html). ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2015, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-name-crime-combo-ever/739492/6 "2015-12-05T22:40:38Z")
> [@yawuntz](#): > > He’s a sadder Budweiser man. If there were awards for _Internet_, you would win. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2015, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-name-crime-combo-ever/739492/7 "2015-12-06T01:27:20Z")
"Your honor, my client would like to plead temporary insanity, which was actively brought on by the Plaintiff. My client was briefly insane at the time the crime was committed and therefore was incapable of knowing the nature of his/her alleged criminal act. The Defense is willing to show through pictures, movies, and various sound recordings that three frogs owned by the Plaintiff [have actively engaged in keeping him from a full nights sleep for Years…](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EB-RgYdC-n8)"