# Best names on the boards **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 8, 2001, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-names-on-the-boards/49053 "2001-01-08T21:59:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![FireTiger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/dfb087/32.png) [@FireTiger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FireTiger)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-names-on-the-boards/49053/1 "2001-01-08T21:59:06Z")
The subject says it all, trying to find be best names around here. My favorite are: blessedwolf QUASIMODEM So go to it teeming millions. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-names-on-the-boards/49053/2 "2001-01-08T22:09:16Z")
thenkew. thenkew very much. šŸ˜ƒ **QUASIMODEM** is one of my favoritesā€¦I also like **BornDodgy** and **Spiny Norman** ---
**Author:** ![FireTiger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/dfb087/32.png) [@FireTiger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FireTiger)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-names-on-the-boards/49053/3 "2001-01-08T22:14:38Z")
blessedwolf\> Gee your quick tooā€¦ This thread is in direct reply to a non-Pit like thread about stupid namesā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![FireTiger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/dfb087/32.png) [@FireTiger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FireTiger)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-names-on-the-boards/49053/4 "2001-01-08T22:18:49Z")
[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=1035627#post1035627](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=1035627#post1035627) ---
**Author:** ![Purd\_Werfect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e47c2d/32.png) [@Purd\_Werfect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Purd_Werfect)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-names-on-the-boards/49053/5 "2001-01-08T22:25:08Z")
My fave is the ever-popular **Sue Dunhym**. ---
**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-names-on-the-boards/49053/6 "2001-01-09T00:55:36Z")
My favorite Username is **Hail Aints** The Simpsons is always a good place to rip-off a funny as hell username. ---
**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-names-on-the-boards/49053/7 "2001-01-09T00:56:41Z")
er, meant to say **Hail Ants** ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-names-on-the-boards/49053/8 "2001-01-09T00:57:15Z")
Some that havenā€™t posted recently, but just crack me up: **Chrome Toaster Bug Vomit** ---
**Author:** ![SterlingNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@SterlingNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SterlingNorth)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-names-on-the-boards/49053/9 "2001-01-09T01:09:39Z")
Iā€™d have to give my award to **Intriguing Question Mark** A 9.2 Though **ToriFaery** have just made an appearance in GQ. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-names-on-the-boards/49053/10 "2001-01-09T02:10:07Z")
::hangs around like a chad, humming:: Fine. Um, I likeā€¦Gunslinger. Because of the book. And Jack Batty is one of my favorite names, on or off the boards. šŸ™‚ And Crunchy Frog b/c it makes me kind of hungry (no I donā€™t like amphibians in that way!) when I think of his name. ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-names-on-the-boards/49053/11 "2001-01-09T04:19:55Z")
Iā€™ve said it before, but my favorite has gotta be **Dijon Warlock**. ---
**Author:** ![blur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dbc845/32.png) [@blur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blur)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-names-on-the-boards/49053/12 "2001-01-09T04:32:23Z")
I kinda like the name Broken Doll. I donā€™t know why, it just sounds cool to me. ---
**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-names-on-the-boards/49053/13 "2001-01-09T04:48:28Z")
I really like smackfu ā€“ it brings to mind an image of some really weird martial art with moves like ā€œspinning dope slapā€ and ā€œtae kwon foot in your ass.ā€ ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-names-on-the-boards/49053/14 "2001-01-09T04:51:34Z")
**FireTiger** is a cool name. Iā€™m too lazy to look for more; I found one right here! ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-names-on-the-boards/49053/15 "2001-01-09T05:08:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Purd Werfect \* > \*\*My fave is the ever-popular **Sue Dunhym**. \*\* Thanks baby. šŸ™‚ **Purd Werfect** is cool, of course. **Simon Ate a Pieman** (?) and **G. Nome** are some of my new favorites. ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-names-on-the-boards/49053/16 "2001-01-09T05:48:12Z")
ā€¦ (nope, not gonna beg, I donā€™t need your pityā€¦) ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-names-on-the-boards/49053/17 "2001-01-09T05:57:05Z")
Iā€™m a fan of the name - **Spiney Norman**. I love a good Monty Python reference, and my dog has a little squeaky hedgehog chew toy which has also been dubbed Spiney Norman. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-names-on-the-boards/49053/18 "2001-01-09T06:00:50Z")
Max Torque is a rugged name that brings about images of strong, handsome men. So it suits you well. I canā€™t help but like the name zyzzyva. It just looks cool. ---
**Author:** ![Serendipity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f17d59/32.png) [@Serendipity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serendipity)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-names-on-the-boards/49053/19 "2001-01-09T06:12:38Z")
**Sue Duhnym** is one of my all-time favorite names, in spite of the fact that I didnā€™t figure it out right away. Although this person hasnā€™t posted in a while, I get a kick out of the name **PurpleCrackwhore**. ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-names-on-the-boards/49053/20 "2001-01-09T06:18:16Z")
Thanks **Seredipity**! I always think of a little pink dragon when I see your name. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-names-on-the-boards/49053.md?page=2)