# Best of the Guy Movies

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-of-the-guy-movies/344819>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [February 16, 2006, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-of-the-guy-movies/344819 "2006-02-16T16:56:12Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![Translucent\_Daydream](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/translucent_daydream/32/16170_2.png) [@Translucent\_Daydream](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Translucent_Daydream)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2006, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-of-the-guy-movies/344819/61 "2006-02-17T20:19:12Z")

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**Bubba Ho-Tep.**

Duh.

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2006, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-of-the-guy-movies/344819/62 "2006-02-17T21:29:05Z")

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**Superman** and **The Rundown**

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2006, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-of-the-guy-movies/344819/63 "2006-02-17T21:31:02Z")

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Oh, and **Maverick**

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**Author:** ![divemaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/divemaster/32/78_2.png) [@divemaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/divemaster)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2006, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-of-the-guy-movies/344819/64 "2006-02-17T22:23:14Z")

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Second page and no mention of heroic bloodshed movies?

**A Better Tomorrow I and II  
The Killer  
Hard-Boiled**

And how about:  
**Prison on Fire  
City on Fire**

and of course, **The Story of Ricky**

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**Author:** ![River\_Hippie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/river_hippie/32/26_2.png) [@River\_Hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/River_Hippie)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2006, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-of-the-guy-movies/344819/65 "2006-02-18T02:29:54Z")

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American Beauty  
Fight Club

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**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2006, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-of-the-guy-movies/344819/66 "2006-02-18T05:12:51Z")

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> [@River Hippie](#):
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> American Beauty  
> Fight Club

These aren’t guy flicks. One is about a man who gets in touch with his feelings and is killed by a man who doesn’t. The other is about a guy who is in extreme denial of his feelings, only to be redeemed in the end by Helena Bonham Carter, and it features Meat Loaf with prosthetic funbags. These are both chick flicks in disguise.

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**Author:** ![Seven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Seven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seven)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2006, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-of-the-guy-movies/344819/67 "2006-02-18T07:46:31Z")

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The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert  
La Cage aux folles (or The Birdcage)  
Brokeback Mountain  
Mommie Dearist  
The Wizard of Oz  
Oh wait…

You said **Guy** movies.

Nevermind.

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**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2006, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-of-the-guy-movies/344819/68 "2006-02-18T08:27:43Z")

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I was shocked it took til post #37 for **The Dirty Dozen** to be mentioned.

I’d like to add a few other movies that meet the standards of being “guy” flicks.

**Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure** Yeah, it’s cheesy, but it’s fun. And it turns history into something simple. (I loved the scene with Napoleon and the Risk board…)

**Das Boot**

**Force Ten from Navaronne**

**Aliens**

I want to include **Wizards** , but it’s more that it has two great guy scenes, not that it’s a great guy movie. “Fritz! They got Fritz! Lousy, stinking, murdering elves got Fritz!”

Oh, Rutger Hauer makes some great guy movies. **Blind Fury** is particularly good. One lone man, handicapped by his limitations, taking on what seems to be the whole world. What could be more guy move than that?

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**Author:** ![Soylent\_Gene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@Soylent\_Gene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soylent_Gene)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2006, 9:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-of-the-guy-movies/344819/69 "2006-02-18T09:09:20Z")

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> [@Biffy the Elephant Shrew](#):
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> **A Clockwork Orange** is one of my all-time favorite movies. Every woman I know loathes it.

Lucky me…my wife loves Clockwork.

Another great guy movie: Death Race 2000.

it has David Carradine, Sly Stallone, awesome cars, and naked boobies

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**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2006, 9:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-of-the-guy-movies/344819/70 "2006-02-18T09:12:00Z")

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> [@Soylent Gene](#):
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> Another great guy movie: Death Race 2000.
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> it has David Carradine, Sly Stallone, awesome cars, and naked boobies

And the French are bad guys, too. 😉

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**Author:** ![Soylent\_Gene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@Soylent\_Gene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soylent_Gene)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2006, 9:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-of-the-guy-movies/344819/71 "2006-02-18T09:28:30Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> I love like 90 % of these movies, and I’m a girl. Guy movies are way better than chick flicks, stuff happens in guy movies. I’m with you all.

Anaamika, you are my dream woman.

I also nominate \*\*any Three Stooges \*\* flick.  
I’ve never met a woman who likes them. They just dont get it.

Also, \*\*anything with Charles Bronson \*\* is bound to repel women by the masses.

A really bad movie date would be a 3 Stooges short followed by Deathhunt.

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**Author:** ![Cubsfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Cubsfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cubsfan)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2006, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-of-the-guy-movies/344819/72 "2006-02-18T16:25:50Z")

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> [@msmith537](#):
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> Guy movies  
> Action  
> **Schwartzenigger**  
> -Commando  
> -Predator  
> -Terminator, T-2

Nice!

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