# Best one line pick up lines (for getting women) **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [December 11, 2002, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-one-line-pick-up-lines-for-getting-women/141982 "2002-12-11T11:34:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![CurtC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ce73a5/32.png) [@CurtC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CurtC)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2002, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-one-line-pick-up-lines-for-getting-women/141982/21 "2002-12-11T16:27:43Z")
Is it hot in here, or is it just you? ---
**Author:** ![John\_Kentzel-Griffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ccd318/32.png) [@John\_Kentzel-Griffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Kentzel-Griffin)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2002, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-one-line-pick-up-lines-for-getting-women/141982/22 "2002-12-11T16:27:45Z")
Off to IMHO. **DrMatrix** - General Questions Moderator ---
**Author:** ![OfBlinkingThings](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ebca7d/32.png) [@OfBlinkingThings](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OfBlinkingThings)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2002, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-one-line-pick-up-lines-for-getting-women/141982/23 "2002-12-11T16:31:13Z")
Hi, I’m Brad Pitt. ---
**Author:** ![Gorgon\_Heap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f475e1/32.png) [@Gorgon\_Heap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorgon_Heap)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2002, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-one-line-pick-up-lines-for-getting-women/141982/24 "2002-12-11T16:44:58Z")
**Tony Montoya** , I swear if I had witnessed that my head would have exploded. Let’s see … the one that worked for me was; “Eew!” Yeah. Long story. ---
**Author:** ![Rhum\_Runner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rhum\_Runner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhum_Runner)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2002, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-one-line-pick-up-lines-for-getting-women/141982/25 "2002-12-11T17:05:48Z")
How YOU doin’? ---
**Author:** ![Dangerosa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Dangerosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dangerosa)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2002, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-one-line-pick-up-lines-for-getting-women/141982/26 "2002-12-11T17:13:43Z")
Are those real? My ex husband had great success with “I knew you in a past life.” ---
**Author:** ![Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raymond_luxury_yacht/32/4099_2.png) [@Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raymond_Luxury_Yacht)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2002, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-one-line-pick-up-lines-for-getting-women/141982/27 "2002-12-11T17:17:55Z")
Didn’t we go to kindergarten together? ---
**Author:** ![YellowTail](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/b5ac83/32.png) [@YellowTail](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YellowTail)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2002, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-one-line-pick-up-lines-for-getting-women/141982/28 "2002-12-11T18:56:25Z")
If I told you, “You have a beautiful body,” would you take off your shirt and dance around a bit? ---
**Author:** ![Ol\_Gaffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Ol\_Gaffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ol_Gaffer)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2002, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-one-line-pick-up-lines-for-getting-women/141982/29 "2002-12-11T18:57:20Z")
Did you wash your pants in Windex? 'Cause I can see myself in them. ---
**Author:** ![Spiff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiff/32/9852_2.png) [@Spiff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiff)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2002, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-one-line-pick-up-lines-for-getting-women/141982/30 "2002-12-11T18:59:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by malaka \* > \*\*Wrong forum, but I’ll play… > > 1. “There’s something about good sex that makes me want to crap.” \*\* From the Faralley (sp.?) Brothers’ film “Kingpin” and spoken by a woman you would NOT want to pick up. Her next line, IIRC: “The ol’ pump ‘n’ dump.” ---
**Author:** ![Eva\_Luna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e495f1/32.png) [@Eva\_Luna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eva_Luna)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2002, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-one-line-pick-up-lines-for-getting-women/141982/31 "2002-12-11T19:48:04Z")
My dad’s old favorite: “Is that shirt cotton, or can it be felt?” He got slapped a lot. ---
**Author:** ![Silentgoldfish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e36b37/32.png) [@Silentgoldfish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silentgoldfish)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2002, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-one-line-pick-up-lines-for-getting-women/141982/32 "2002-12-11T20:00:30Z")
Courtesy of Zapp Brannigan: “I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.” ---
**Author:** ![jeevmon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@jeevmon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jeevmon)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2002, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-one-line-pick-up-lines-for-getting-women/141982/33 "2002-12-11T20:00:42Z")
“Excuse me, but I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?” ---
**Author:** ![gus28](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/6de8d8/32.png) [@gus28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gus28)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2002, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-one-line-pick-up-lines-for-getting-women/141982/34 "2002-12-11T20:13:50Z")
Old Navy buddies favorite - “Do you want to play carnival? You sit on my face and I try to guess your weight.” He usually got a laugh. ---
**Author:** ![Tiburon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e36b37/32.png) [@Tiburon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiburon)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2002, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-one-line-pick-up-lines-for-getting-women/141982/35 "2002-12-11T21:24:54Z")
**Fuck me if I’m wrong, but is your name Bonnie Sue?** Tibs. ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2002, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-one-line-pick-up-lines-for-getting-women/141982/36 "2002-12-11T23:04:40Z")
You’re like a prized bass. I don’t know whether to mount you or eat you. ---
**Author:** ![interface2x](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c0e974/32.png) [@interface2x](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/interface2x)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2002, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-one-line-pick-up-lines-for-getting-women/141982/37 "2002-12-11T23:58:11Z")
I hope I’ve got my library card, _‘cause I’m checkin’ you out!_ ---
**Author:** ![Iguana\_Boy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ed655f/32.png) [@Iguana\_Boy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iguana_Boy)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2002, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-one-line-pick-up-lines-for-getting-women/141982/38 "2002-12-12T00:44:27Z")
"What does a woman say after 13 orgasms? Thanks, Iguana Boy" Hey, a man can dream, can’t he?? ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2002, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-one-line-pick-up-lines-for-getting-women/141982/39 "2002-12-12T01:01:23Z")
And we have a winnah – **Jeevmon**! ---
**Author:** ![FordPrefect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e99b99/32.png) [@FordPrefect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FordPrefect)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2002, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-one-line-pick-up-lines-for-getting-women/141982/40 "2002-12-12T01:09:31Z")
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