# Best one line pick up lines (for getting women) **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [December 11, 2002, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-one-line-pick-up-lines-for-getting-women/141982 "2002-12-11T11:34:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![MrTuffPaws](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MrTuffPaws](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrTuffPaws)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2002, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-one-line-pick-up-lines-for-getting-women/141982/41 "2002-12-12T01:26:01Z")
May I flatter myself in your juices? Or this one, not really a one liner, Do you like apples? Yes. Well then, why don’t I shove my rock hard c\*ck up your ass, how do you like them apples? ---
**Author:** ![lindsay.reid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/82dd89/32.png) [@lindsay.reid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lindsay.reid)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2002, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-one-line-pick-up-lines-for-getting-women/141982/42 "2002-12-12T02:11:02Z")
A bunch of my girlfriends were talking about this a little while ago. In all seriousness, the best line is: “I noticed you over here and decided to come talk to you.” It’s honest, simple, and flattering. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2002, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-one-line-pick-up-lines-for-getting-women/141982/43 "2002-12-12T02:28:30Z")
Didn’t we go to different high schools together? ---
**Author:** ![Witch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/258eb7/32.png) [@Witch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Witch)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2002, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-one-line-pick-up-lines-for-getting-women/141982/44 "2002-12-12T02:38:45Z")
Gotta go with **gus28** …it brought a tear to Ol’ Witchie’s sentimental eye. ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2002, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-one-line-pick-up-lines-for-getting-women/141982/45 "2002-12-12T04:21:51Z")
I witnessed the following line work: “Hi. I have a _lot_ of money.” ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2002, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-one-line-pick-up-lines-for-getting-women/141982/46 "2002-12-12T04:23:02Z")
…or, you don’t have to use any pick up line at all. Just sit at the bar and lick your eyebrows. ---
**Author:** ![Tigers2B1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9fc29f/32.png) [@Tigers2B1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tigers2B1)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2002, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-one-line-pick-up-lines-for-getting-women/141982/47 "2002-12-12T05:21:23Z")
Here’s one that got laughs out of two girls - I walked over to a table that two knockout girls were sitting at while my friend waited for me at the bar. I nervously sat my beer on their table and asked “You chicks want to dance with me and my friend?” They both burst out laughing. At that, I picked up my beer, turned around, and walked back and sat with my friend at the bar. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stafford\_Cripps](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stafford_cripps/32/7167_2.png) [@The\_Stafford\_Cripps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stafford_Cripps)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2002, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-one-line-pick-up-lines-for-getting-women/141982/48 "2002-12-12T11:26:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Beelzebubba \* > \*\*My all time favorite that I saw on the web somewhere was “You don’t sweat much for a fat chick.” Granted, I wouldn’t classify it as good for getting women, but I laughed like hell. > > For more check [http://linesthataregood.com/](http://linesthataregood.com/) \*\* I think this originally came from the British comic **Viz**. There’s a strip called “Sid the Sexist” about a pathetic loser from Newcastle who invariably ends up getting kicked _hard_ in the balls by the woman he’s trying to chat up. In this one he was actually doing OK for once; his initial line was something about the moon and the woman was interested. However there was then a long silence when he couldn’t think of anything else to say. He ends this by saying “Mind, pet. Ye divven’t sweat much for a fat lass.” ---
**Author:** ![owlstretchingtime](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/958977/32.png) [@owlstretchingtime](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/owlstretchingtime)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2002, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-one-line-pick-up-lines-for-getting-women/141982/49 "2002-12-12T12:09:46Z")
A personal favourite: “get your coat pet, you’ve pulled”. ---
**Author:** ![Bluesman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/97f17d/32.png) [@Bluesman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluesman)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2002, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-one-line-pick-up-lines-for-getting-women/141982/50 "2002-12-12T12:32:19Z")
Overheard at the old Playboy Club in Dallas: “If you sleep with me, I’ll give your husband a raise.” ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2002, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-one-line-pick-up-lines-for-getting-women/141982/51 "2002-12-12T13:07:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by OfBlinkingThings \* > \*\*Hi, I’m Brad Pitt. \*\* That don’t impress me much. ---
**Author:** ![Stccrd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8797f3/32.png) [@Stccrd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stccrd)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2002, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-one-line-pick-up-lines-for-getting-women/141982/52 "2002-12-12T13:37:42Z")
Here is one of the funniest video/cartoon’s I have seen in quite a long time pertaining to the subject. It actually isn’t perverted, but very funny. Its in .asf format… I don’t think it is against policy to post a link to a video, but correct me if I am wrong. [Ah L’Amour](http://sodamnhip.50megs.com/lamour.asf) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-one-line-pick-up-lines-for-getting-women/141982.md?page=2)