Best opening lines in a song

Do spoken words before the singing starts count? Because this exchange from Meatloaf’s You Took The Words Right Out of My Mouth is a favorite:

He: On a hot summer night would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?
She: Will he offer me his mouth?
He: Yes
She: Will he offer me his teeth?
He: Yes
She: Will he offer me his jaws?
He: Yes
She: Will he offer me his hunger?
He: Yes
She: Again, will he offer me his hunger?
He: Yes!
She: And will he starve without me?
He: Yes!
She: And does he love me?
He: Yes
She: Yes
He: On a hot summer night would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?
She: Yes
He: I bet you to say that to all the boys.

She came from Greece, she had a thirst for knowledge
She studied sculpture at St Martin’s college
That’s where I
Caught her eye

Pulp - Common People

I find those lines strangely pleasing in and of themselves, but they perfectly set up the rest of the song too.

Punctured bicycle
On a hillside desolate
Will Nature make a man of me yet?

This Charming Man, The Smiths

HANDS UP WHO WANTS TO DIE!
Sonny’s Burning, The Birthday Party

and from the previous thread, but always so good:

Suddenly shattered, ear to ear, cut to the gut and I’m screaming to be!
Shatter, Shelleyan Orphan

Ray Wylie Hubbard - Conversation with the Devil

I had a dream last night I was cast into Hell by a jealous God
The Devil walked up and said, “You don’t need no lightning rod
It hardly ever rains down here, I can’t recall the last storm
You ain’t gonna need that leather jacket, it gets kinda warm
But there’s one way in there’s no way out
It looks like you’re here to stay
The place is a mess, it’s overcrowded, more are coming in every day.”

“Put your hand in my pocket, grab onto my rocket”

KISS. ‘Take me’, from the ‘Rock & Roll Over’ albym of 1976.

“Mirror, mirror, on the wall, the face you show me scares me so.”

–“Snowblind”, Styx

IMHO, I woke up this morning, got myself a gun* is so good, it could be the opening line of a novel.

“guess I should’ve known
By the way you parked your car sideways
that it wouldn’t last”

Little Red Corvette, Prince

Why me, Lord?

Kris Kristofferson

“Is she really going out with him
“Hey baby, let’s get f***** up.”

One of the best ever.

I also have a very, very soft spot for

“It was nearly summer, we sat on your roof
We smoked cigarettes and we stared at the moon”

Awash with youthful promise and what must have felt like ‘they’ll never understand us’ rebellion. Doubt it makes many people’s lists, but it’s up there for me.

I’m certain that I posted the same answer maybe 8 years ago in a similar thread, but it’s worth repeating:

The first lines of the first song on Elvis Costello’s first album:

“Now that your picture’s in the paper being rhythmically admired
And you can have anyone that you have ever desired
All you gotta tell me now is why, why, why, why?
Welcome to the working week

“Fairytale of New York”:

It was Christmas Eve, babe,
In the drunk tank.
An old man said to me,
“Won’t see another one.”

“Hallelujah”:

Now I heard there was a secret chord
That David played and it pleased the Lord,
But you don’t really care for music, do you?

That’s the refrain.

The opening lines are:

Pretty women out walking with gorillas down my street
From my window I’m staring while my coffee grows cold

Some more:

Harvey Danger, Flagpole Sitta:

I had visions, I was in them, I was looking into the mirror
To see a little bit clearer, rottenness and evil in me

TMBG, Birdhouse in Your Soul:

I’m your only friend, I’m not your only friend
But I’m a little glowing friend, but really I’m not actually your friend
But I am

Sugar Ray, Fly
*
All around the world statues crumble for me
Who knows how long I’ve loved you*

Wallflowers, One Headlight

So long ago, I don’t remember when
That’s when they say I lost my only friend

Florence + The Machine, Ship To Wreck

Don’t touch the sleeping pills, they mess with my head
Dredging the Great White Sharks, swimming in the bed

Chris Cornell, Nearly Forgot My Broken Heart
*
Every time I stare into the sun
Trying to find a reason to go on
All I ever get is burned and blind
Until the sky bleeds the pouring rain*

Miss you, Chris. :frowning:

Oh, and I’ve always liked the opening lines of “Where’s me Jumper?”

My brother knows Karl Marx,
He met him eating mushrooms in the people’s park.
He said, “What do you think about my manifesto?”
“I like your manifesto, put it to the testo.”

All great, but the bolded lyrics are not Bob’s own though he sang them.

One more:

“The sweet pretty things are in bed now, of course
The city fathers, they’re trying to endorse
The reincarnation of Paul Revere’s horse
But the town has no need to be nervous”

Jeremiah was a bullfrog

Small Change got rained on with his own thirty-eight ~ Tom Waits (Title and line)

“I cut my bangs with some rusty kitchen scissors.”

“This Ain’t My Mama’s Broken Heart” - sung by Miranda Lambert, written by Brandy Clark,
Shane McAnally, and Kacey Musgraves

Ok, one more from Dylan, then I’ll let it go:

“I married Isis on the fifth day of May
But I could not hold on to her very long
So I cut off my hair and I rode straight away
For the wild unknown country where I could not go wrong”