# Best opening lines in a song

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Tags:** music\
**Created:** [February 3, 2022, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-opening-lines-in-a-song/958866 "2022-02-03T18:45:18Z")\
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**Post date:** [May 31, 2022, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-opening-lines-in-a-song/958866/241 "2022-05-31T01:02:16Z")

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_Astronomy_ - **Blue Oyster Cult**

The clock strikes twelve and moondrops burst  
Out at you from their hiding place  
Like acid and oil on a madman’s face  
His reason tends to fly away

Like lesser birds on the four winds  
Like silver scrapes in May  
Now, the sands become a crust  
And most of you have gone away

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**Post date:** [May 31, 2022, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-opening-lines-in-a-song/958866/242 "2022-05-31T14:58:23Z")

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Every line is a good one…

Well, we’re big rock singers  
We got golden fingers  
And we’re loved everywhere we go  
We sing about beauty and we sing about truth  
At ten thousand dollars a show

[![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/-Ux3-a9RE1Q/hqdefault.jpg?sqp=-oaymwEmCOADEOgC8quKqQMa8AEB-AH-BIAC4AOKAgwIABABGGUgXihPMA8=&rs=AOn4CLCB6lAm_Bd7BwSFmHLeoR6Iy4us5w "Cover Of The Rolling Stone-Dr.Hook") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ux3-a9RE1Q)

And they still didn’t get their picture on the cover.

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**Post date:** [June 3, 2022, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-opening-lines-in-a-song/958866/243 "2022-06-03T04:14:08Z")

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It’s really hard to separate what is the beginning/middle/end of this song. So, I’ll just quote this:

> [@](#):
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> When I was done dying, my conscience regained  
> So I began my struggle, a nothingness strained  
> Out a flash made of time, my new form blasted out  
> And it startled me so and I burst out a shout  
> At which my legs ran frantic like birds from a nest  
> And I ran until drained, leaving no choice but rest  
> So I fell asleep softly at the edge of a cave  
> But I should have gone in deeper but I’m not so brave

Dan Deacon - When I Was Done Dying  
(which also has a pretty amazing animated video (and some live versions are even better))

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/TuJqUvBj4rE/hqdefault.jpg "DDWIWDD (Dan Deacon “When I Was Done Dying”) | Off The Air | Adult Swim") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuJqUvBj4rE)

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**Post date:** [June 22, 2022, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-opening-lines-in-a-song/958866/244 "2022-06-22T02:05:48Z")

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Got several:

\*_Well, I beat the drum and hold the phone_  
_The sun came out today_  
_We’re born again, there’s new grass on the field_  
_A-roundin’ third, I’m headed for home_  
_It’s a brown-eyed handsome man_  
_Anyone can understand the way I feel_

_Oh, put me in coach, I’m ready to play today_  
_Put me in coach, I’m ready to play today_  
_Look at me, I can be centerfield_\*

**Centerfield by John Forgarty**

_There she was just a-walkin’ down the street, singin’_  
_‘Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do’_  
_Snappin’ her fingers and shufflin’ her feet, singin’_  
_‘Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do’_  
_She looked good (Looked good)_  
_She looked fine (Looked fine)_  
_She looked good, she looked fine_  
_And I nearly lost my mind_

**Do Wah Diddy Diddy by Manfred Mann**

_Revvin’ up your engine_  
_Listen to her howlin’ roar_  
_Metal under tension_  
_Beggin’ you to touch and go_

_Highway to the Danger Zone_  
_Ride into the Danger Zone_

**Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins**

_Ground Control to Major Tom_  
_Ground Control to Major Tom_  
_Take your protein pills and put your helmet on_  
_Ground Control to Major Tom_  
_Commencing countdown engines on_  
_Check ignition and may God’s love be with you_

**Major Tom, David Bowie**

_Yeah, here comes Amos_

_Now Amos Moses was a Cajun_  
_He lived by himself in the swamp_  
_He hunted alligator for a living_  
_He’d just knock them in the head with a stump_  
_The Louisiana law gonna get you, Amos_  
_It ain’t legal hunting alligator down in the swamp, boy_

**Amos Moses by Jerry Reed**

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**Post date:** [June 22, 2022, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-opening-lines-in-a-song/958866/245 "2022-06-22T02:20:42Z")

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“The Boxer” by Simon & Garfunkel:

> I am just a poor boy, though my story’s seldom told;  
> I have squandered my resistance for a pocket full of mumbles, such are promises  
> All lies and jest, still a man hears what he wants to hear, and disregards the rest

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**Post date:** [June 22, 2022, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-opening-lines-in-a-song/958866/246 "2022-06-22T02:45:31Z")

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> [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](#):
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> Danger Zone

Lana! LANA!! **LANA!!!**

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**Post date:** [June 22, 2022, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-opening-lines-in-a-song/958866/247 "2022-06-22T03:55:51Z")

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_Running Man_  
**Al Stewart**

Before the phone hits the receiver  
You’re halfway to the door.  
The voice said get out while you can  
There’s just 10 minutes, nothing more.

Time for only the essentials,  
Better gather them and run.  
False name inside tha passport,  
The gold bars and the gun.

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**Post date:** [June 22, 2022, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-opening-lines-in-a-song/958866/248 "2022-06-22T11:28:29Z")

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Elvis Costello was mentioned upthread, but I’d like to mention his _Deep Dark Truthful Mirror_:

“One day you’re gonna have to face a deep, dark, truthful mirror, and it’s going to tell you things that I still love you too much to say”

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**Post date:** [June 22, 2022, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-opening-lines-in-a-song/958866/249 "2022-06-22T11:45:04Z")

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Speaking of Al Stewart, I’ve always liked _Year of the Cat_:

_On a morning from a Bogart movie_  
_In a country where they turn back time_  
_You go strolling through the crowd like Peter Lorre_  
_Contemplating a crime_  
_She comes out of the sun in a silk dress running_  
_Like a watercolor in the rain_  
_Don’t bother asking for explanations_  
_She’ll just tell you that she came_  
_In the year of the cat_

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**Post date:** [June 23, 2022, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-opening-lines-in-a-song/958866/250 "2022-06-23T00:16:39Z")

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_Veteran of the Psychic Wars_  
**Blue Oyster Cult**

You see me now, a veteran  
Of a thousand psychic wars  
I’ve been living on the edge so long  
Where the winds of limbo roar

And I’m young enough to look at  
And far too old to see  
All the scars are on the inside  
I’m not sure if there’s anything left of me

Don’t let these shakes go on  
It’s time we had a break from it  
It’s time we had some leave  
We’ve been living in the flames  
We’ve been eating up our brains  
Oh, please, don’t let these shakes go on

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**Post date:** [July 12, 2022, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-opening-lines-in-a-song/958866/251 "2022-07-12T03:49:14Z")

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_I’m the Slime_  
**Frank Zappa**

I am gross and perverted, I’m obsessed 'n deranged  
I have existed for years But very little had changed

I am the tool of the Government, And industry too  
For I am destined to rule And regulate you

I may be vile and pernicious But you can’t look away  
I make you think I’m delicious With the stuff that I say

I am the best you can get, Have you guessed me yet?  
I am the slime oozin’ out From your TV set!

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**Post date:** [July 16, 2022, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-opening-lines-in-a-song/958866/252 "2022-07-16T00:53:47Z")

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Look at me  
I’m as helpless as a kitten up a tree  
And I feel like I’m clinging to a cloud  
I can’t understand  
I get misty, just holding your hand

(Errol Garner’s _Misty_ as sung by Johnny Mathis)

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**Post date:** [July 19, 2022, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-opening-lines-in-a-song/958866/253 "2022-07-19T13:57:44Z")

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I personally have always liked the opening line of _Strong Enough_ by Sheryl Crow:

“God, I feel like hell tonight”

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**Post date:** [July 20, 2022, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-opening-lines-in-a-song/958866/254 "2022-07-20T19:25:18Z")

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Police - Synchronicity 2. Amazing lyrics throughout with a great mystery opener…

Another suburban family morning  
Grandmother screaming at the wall  
We have to shout above the din of our rice crispies  
We can’t hear anything at all

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**Post date:** [July 20, 2022, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-opening-lines-in-a-song/958866/255 "2022-07-20T20:15:45Z")

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Well, my daddy left home when I was three  
And he didn’t leave much to ma and me  
Just this ol’ guitar and an empty bottle of booze

_A Boy Named Sue_ - Johnny Cash

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**Post date:** [July 20, 2022, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-opening-lines-in-a-song/958866/256 "2022-07-20T22:17:18Z")

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I used to think this song was too pop-y. I heard it again today and realized it’s actually pretty good songwriting (and not nearly so cheery as I assumed it was). I give you the first lines of Snowbird:

_Beneath this snowy mantle cold and clean  
The unborn grass lies waiting  
For its coat to turn to green_

The guy who wrote this song must have just gone through a rough patch.

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**Post date:** [July 21, 2022, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-opening-lines-in-a-song/958866/257 "2022-07-21T10:37:40Z")

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"There was a friend of mine on murder  
And the judge’s gavel fell’

AC/DC _Jailbreak_

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**Post date:** [July 21, 2022, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-opening-lines-in-a-song/958866/258 "2022-07-21T18:30:08Z")

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First line to a song written to his young daughter. Singer had a checkered past. I appreciate the unabashed honesty:

_Everything you heard about me is true_

Little Margarita by Bloodkin.

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**Post date:** [August 18, 2022, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-opening-lines-in-a-song/958866/259 "2022-08-18T22:40:26Z")

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Margarita, ah  
Margarita, ah

It was in Pittsburgh late one night  
I lost my hat, got into a fight  
I rolled and tumbled till I saw the light  
Went to the big apple, took a bite

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**Post date:** [August 19, 2022, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-opening-lines-in-a-song/958866/260 "2022-08-19T11:52:41Z")

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“I feel like a quote out of context”

- Ben Folds Five, _Best Imitation of Myself_

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