# Best opening lines in a song

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Tags:** music\
**Created:** [February 3, 2022, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-opening-lines-in-a-song/958866 "2022-02-03T18:45:18Z")\
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You’ll Never Leave Harlan Alive (Darrell Scott)

_In the deep dark hills of eastern Kentucky_  
_That’s the place where I trace my bloodline_  
_And it’s there I read on a hillside gravestone_  
_“You’ll never leave Harlan alive”_

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**Post date:** [February 3, 2022, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-opening-lines-in-a-song/958866/42 "2022-02-03T23:36:46Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> Bruce Springsteen’s _Thunder Road_ begins:
> 
> > The screen door slams, Mary’s dress waves  
> > Like a vision, she dances across the porch as the radio plays

Came to post the exact same lyrics. Talk about vivid imagery.

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**Post date:** [February 3, 2022, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-opening-lines-in-a-song/958866/43 "2022-02-03T23:42:57Z")

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_Her hair is Harlow gold_  
_Her lips a sweet surprise_  
_Her hands are never cold_  
_She’s got Bette Davis eyes_  
_She’ll turn her music on you_  
_You won’t have to think twice_  
_She’s pure as New York snow_  
_She got Bette Davis eyes_

_And she’ll tease you, she’ll unease you_  
_All the better just to please you_  
_She’s precocious, and she knows just what it_  
_Takes to make a pro blush_  
_She got Greta Garbo’s standoff sighs, she’s got Bette Davis eyes_

—_ **Bette Davis Eyes** _, Kim Carnes

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> [@Skunkdog](#):
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> Talk about vivid imagery.

Tik Tok (Ke$ha)

_Wake up in the mornin’ feelin’ like P Diddy (hey, what up girl?)_  
_Grab my glasses, I’m out the door, I’m gonna hit this city (let’s go)_  
_Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack_  
_‘Cause when I leave for the night, I ain’t comin’ back_

😝

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**Post date:** [February 3, 2022, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-opening-lines-in-a-song/958866/45 "2022-02-03T23:59:03Z")

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Plenty of Dylan already but this one wins it for me:

_God said to Abraham, kill me a son_  
_Abe said man, you must be puttin’ me on_

> [@kayaker](#):
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> Bruce Springsteen’s _Thunder Road_

Yes, a great opening, but these lines later on might be the best he ever wrote:

_There were ghosts in the eyes of all the boys you sent away_  
_They haunt these dusty beach roads in the skeleton frames_  
_Of burned-out Chevrolets_

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**Post date:** [February 4, 2022, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-opening-lines-in-a-song/958866/46 "2022-02-04T00:07:01Z")

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At the risk of turning this in to a Bob Dylan thread…

_They’re selling postcards of the hanging_  
_They’re painting the passports brown_  
_The beauty parlor is filled with sailors_  
_The circus is in town_

from Desolation Row.

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_Hey, hey, Mama said the way you move  
Gonna make you sweat, gonna make you groove._

So much raw energy right out of the gate.

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**Post date:** [February 4, 2022, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-opening-lines-in-a-song/958866/48 "2022-02-04T01:45:10Z")

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_I can see her lying back in her satin dress_  
_In a room where you do what you don’t confess_

Sundown - Gordon Lightfoot

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**Post date:** [February 4, 2022, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-opening-lines-in-a-song/958866/49 "2022-02-04T01:49:04Z")

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Hallelujah (L. Cohen)

_Now I’ve heard there was a secret chord_  
_That David played, and it pleased the Lord_  
_But you don’t really care for music, do you?_  
_It goes like this, the fourth, the fifth_  
_The minor falls, the major lifts_  
_The baffled king composing Hallelujah_

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**Post date:** [February 4, 2022, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-opening-lines-in-a-song/958866/50 "2022-02-04T02:00:46Z")

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Year of the Cat - Al Stewart  
_"On a morning from a Bogart movie_  
_In a country where they turn back time_  
_You go strolling through the crowd like Peter Lorre_  
_Contemplating a crime"_

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He was born in the summer of his twenty-seventh year  
Comin’ home to a place he’d never been before

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My all-time favorite opening line, written by Paul Simon:

“Fat Charlie the Archangel sloped into the room”

It’s a little weird, it’s extremely evocative, and it makes me want to know more about Fat Charlie, and where his nickname came from.

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/GbaDwh7xeJE/maxresdefault.jpg "Paul Simon - Crazy Love, Vol. II (Official Audio)") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbaDwh7xeJE)

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**Post date:** [February 4, 2022, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-opening-lines-in-a-song/958866/53 "2022-02-04T02:10:46Z")

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No I would not give you false hope  
On this strange and mournful day  
But the mother and child reunion  
Is only a motion away…

For those who don’t know,

> The title has its origin in a [chicken-and-egg dish](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oyakodon) called “Mother and Child Reunion” that Simon saw on a [Chinese restaurant](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_cuisine)’s menu.[[4]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mother_and_Child_Reunion#cite_note-rs72-4) The song’s lyrics were inspired by a pet dog that was run over and killed.

> **[Mother and Child Reunion](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mother_and_Child_Reunion)**
>
> "Mother and Child Reunion" is a song by the American singer-songwriter Paul Simon. It was the lead single from his second studio album, Paul Simon (1972), released on Columbia Records. The song reached No. 4 on the Billboard Hot 100 chart in March 1972.
> It was, at the time, one of the few songs by a non-Jamaican musician to use prominent elements of reggae. Simon was a fan of reggae music, and he listened to artists such as Jimmy Cliff, Desmond Dekker, and Byron Lee; he wanted to go to Kingston...

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“I woke up alarmed”  
\_\_\_Liz Phair, Fuck and Run

“Well I didn’t come here to deal with a doggone thing  
I just came here to hear the drummer’s cymbal ring  
There ain’t no way you can put me down  
I just wanna say that hell’s my wife’s home town”  
\_\_\_Bob Dylan, My Wife’s Home Town

“She used to work in a diner  
Never saw a woman look finer  
I used to order just to watch  
her float across the floor”  
\_\_\_Neil Young, Unknown Legend

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> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#):
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> He was born in the summer of his twenty-seventh year  
> Comin’ home to a place he’d never been before

I didn’t realize what an awesome song this was until I was waiting for a movie to start and they were piping music before the coming attractions. Are the lyrics zen or something? Enigmatic? I really listened to it because I had no choice. Very nice, and an excellent vocal performance with some great harmony at the end.

Isn’t it interesting that he also sang about the mountains in West Virginia…then it seemed to be all Colorado? Mrs. L and I are the opposite. Much as we like Colorado, we gravitate to the mountains in the eastern US.

[More about the song, including lyrics](https://www.wideopencountry.com/rocky-mountain-high-lyrics/)

@Mean_Mr.Mustard my favorite song on that album, [You and Me](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJWMzk7Rmkc):

Open up your eyes  
See how life time flies  
Open up and let the light back in

Open up your heart  
Let the lovin’ start  
Open up and let the light back in

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Cream - “Pressed Rat and Warthog”

“Pressed rat and warthog have closed down their shop.  
They didn’t want to; 'twas all they had got.  
Selling atonal apples, amplified heat,  
And pressed rat’s collection of doglegs and feet.”

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> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#):
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> Neil Young,

Yeah, Neil.

Once I thought I saw you  
In a crowded, hazy bar  
Dancing on the lights  
From star to star

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Tom Waits. “Mr. Siegal”

I spent all my money in a Mexican whorehouse,  
Across the street from a catholic church,

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I got green and I got blues  
And every day there’s a little less difference between the two.  
I belly up and disappear  
Well, I ain’t really drownin’ 'cause I see the beach from here

Goddamn Lonely Love  
Drive By Truckers The Dirty South

One of the best lost love songs ever recorded, with possibly the best lost love song title ever written. Made me a Jason Isbell fan.

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“Alison”, Elvis Costello:

_Oh, it’s so funny to be seeing you after so long, girl_  
_And with the way you look, I understand that you are not impressed_

_But I heard you let that little friend of mine_  
_Take off your party dress_

_I’m not going to get too sentimental_  
_Like those other sticky valentines_

_'Cause I don’t know if you were loving somebody_  
_I only know it isn’t mine_

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