Best opening lines in a song

More Elvis Costello:

History repeats the old conceits
The glib replies the same defeats
Keep your finger on important issues
With crocodile tears and a pocketful of tissues
___Beyond Belief

The sky fell over cheap Korean monster-movie scenery
And spilled into the reservoir of the crushed capsule hotel
Between the Disney abattoir and the chemical refinery
And I knew I was in trouble but I thought I was in hell
___Tokyo Storm Warning

Times are tough for English babies
Send the army and the navy
Beat up strangers who talk funny
Take their greasy foreign money
Skin shop, red leather, hot line
Be prepared for the engaged sign
Bridal books, engagement rings
And other wicked little things
___Sunday’s Best

I’ll go for “Barroom Girls” by Gillian Welch:

Well, the night came undone like a party dress
And fell at her feet in a beautiful mess
The smoke and whisky came home in her curls
And crept through the dreams of the barroom girls

The first two lines alone are a marvel of imagery.

Bruce Springsteen, “No Surrender”;
Well we busted out of class
Had to get away from those fools
We learned more from a three-minute record, baby
Than we ever did in school

Gordon Lightfoot, “The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald”;
The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down
Of the big lake they call Gichigumi
The lake, it is said, never gives up her dead
When the skies of November turn gloomy
With a load of iron ore, 26,000 tons more
Than the Edmund Fitzgerald weighed empty
The good ship and true was a bone to be chewed
When the gales of November came early

Ghost, “Life Eternal”;
Can you hear me say your name forever?
Can you see me longing for you forever?
Would you let me touch your soul forever?
Can you feel me longing for you forever, forever?
I know the light grows darker down below
But in your eyes it’s gone before you know
This is the moment of just letting go
She said, “If you had life eternal…”

Alice in Chains - Last of My Kind

So young, so brazen, so unholy
I come to you in painted skies
You’re broken, taint your ancient story
The living challenge to their lies

Black Sabbath - Symptom of the Universe

Take me through the centuries to supersonic years
Electrifying enemy is drowning in his tears
All I have to give you is a love that never dies
The symptom of the universe is written in your eyes

I wouldn’t claim any great artistic merit for it, but there’s something special about:

Sittin’ in a sleazy snack-bar suckin’
Sickly sausage rolls
Slippin’ down slowly
Slippin’ down sideways
Think I’ll sign off the dole
'cause the fog on the Tyne is all mine, all mine
The fog on the Tyne is all mine

(Fog On The Tyne, Lindisfarne. Translation: sign off the dole = to cease claiming unemployment benefit.)

j

I pulled into Nazareth, was feelin’ about half past dead

I knew someone would put Idiot Wind and save me typin’!

“Jesus died for somebody’s sins, but not mine.”

“Gloria (in Excelsis Deo)” from Horses by Patti Smith

First line of the first song from her first album - you know you’re dealing with a badass right out of the gate!

Thanks for posting the item about JD. I remember hearing (and this was almost 50 years ago, so I may be mis-remembering it) that for a while Denver – when he was associating with Fat City (Danoff and Nivert) – was hanging around Washington, DC for a spell and the best they could do for mountains were the Blue Ridge and that’s where the song came from. FC had written the lyrics and JD added a few lyrics himself and polished up the music accompaniment. After his solo career really took off, Aspen, Colorado was where he wished to live (and he could finally afford it).

Feel free to correct any of this, I’d appreciate it.

Essentially the same as the closing lines, which I just posted in the partner thread:

A lovestruck Romeo sings the streets a serenade
Laying everybody low with a love song that he made
Finds a streetlight, steps out of the shade
Says something like, “You and me babe, how about it?”

j

Wipeout.

“South Coast” from the poem “The Coast Ballad”

My name is Juan Jaro de Castro
My father was a Spanish grandee
But I won my wife in a card game
To Hell with the lords o’er the sea

Tequila

Van Morrison, “Into The Mystic.”

We were born before the wind…

Goosebumps. I want that sung at my wedding.

“Daisy, you shouldn’t do the things you do
but you’re just so incapable of changing

You lie so well I could never even tell
what were facts in your artful rearranging”

Aimee Mann / Labrador

Sleepin’ on a planter at the Port Authority
Waitin’ for my bus to come
Seven scotch-and-sodas at the office party
Now I don’t remember where I’m from

Bright Future In Sales / Fountains of Wayne

Furnace Room Lullaby (Neko Case)

All night, all I hear, all I hear’s your heart
How come, how come

I twisted you over and under to take you
The coals went so wild as they swallowed the rest
I twisted you under and under to break you
I just couldn’t breathe with your throne on my chest

Hey!

Just about every Pixies opening line qualifies.

Nimrod’s Son is a favorite of mine:

One night upon my motorcycle through the desert speed
And it smashed my body so that all my friends thought I was dead
My sister held me close and whispered to my bleeding head
“You are the son of a mother fucker”

“For What It’s Worth” and its opening paranoia.

There’s something happening here
But what it is ain’t exactly clear
There’s a man with a gun over there
Telling me I got to beware