# Best parade float ever!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-parade-float-ever/497577>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 25, 2009, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-parade-float-ever/497577 "2009-05-25T17:08:02Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2009, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-parade-float-ever/497577/1 "2009-05-25T17:08:02Z")

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[It is!](http://perezhilton.com/2009-05-25-octo-mom-goes-paper-mache)

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**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2009, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-parade-float-ever/497577/2 "2009-05-25T20:35:06Z")

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That is hilarious.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2009, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-parade-float-ever/497577/3 "2009-05-25T20:37:04Z")

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I don’t typically like to watch parades, but a float like that might make me change my policy.

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**Author:** ![horsetech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/dec6dc/32.png) [@horsetech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/horsetech)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2009, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-parade-float-ever/497577/4 "2009-05-26T06:27:49Z")

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That’s really scary. I think I would turn and run if I saw that.