# BEST PICKUP LINE EVER **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 21, 2001, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-pickup-line-ever/51116 "2001-01-21T07:56:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Me\_Joe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecccb3/32.png) [@Me\_Joe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Me_Joe)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2001, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-pickup-line-ever/51116/41 "2001-01-22T21:48:31Z")
“I would think you’d be really tired right now.” “How come?” “'Cuz you’ve been running through my mind all evening!” ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2001, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-pickup-line-ever/51116/42 "2001-01-22T21:56:54Z")
Many years ago, I _allowed_ this one to work on me: If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? He was very surprised when I said yes! ---
**Author:** ![St.Attila](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e99b99/32.png) [@St.Attila](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/St.Attila)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2001, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-pickup-line-ever/51116/43 "2001-01-22T22:28:55Z")
**[Monty Python]** Throw down your panties, Sir Arthur, I can not wait until lunch time. **[/Monty Python]** ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2001, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-pickup-line-ever/51116/44 "2001-01-23T00:58:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Monster104 \* > \*\*“Hey, my dick doesn’t suck itself!” > \*\* [JDT] Obviously, Monster104, you are circumcised. [/JDT] ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2001, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-pickup-line-ever/51116/45 "2001-01-23T00:58:48Z")
Do you guys actually USE these lines? I mean some of them are just horrid opening lines. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2001, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-pickup-line-ever/51116/46 "2001-01-23T01:11:06Z")
Best pick up line (With coinciding rejection line), _Taken from “Married With Children”…_ “Hey baby, I’m your new boyfriend” “Hi, and I’m your new ex-girlfriend!” ---
**Author:** ![kristoph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7cd45c/32.png) [@kristoph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kristoph)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2001, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-pickup-line-ever/51116/47 "2001-01-23T01:53:02Z")
okay, personal confession here, I have ripped of George Clooney a number of times, and it actually worked with some success!!! simply : “What would you do if I kissed you right now?” for this reason I owe this man some degree of thanks!!! ---
**Author:** ![kristoph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7cd45c/32.png) [@kristoph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kristoph)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2001, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-pickup-line-ever/51116/48 "2001-01-23T01:55:17Z")
ugh, try again, …, ripped off George Clooney ---
**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2001, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-pickup-line-ever/51116/49 "2001-01-23T02:07:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by kristoph \* > \*\* okay, personal confession here, I have ripped of George Clooney a number of times, and it actually worked with some success!!! > > simply : “What would you do if I kissed you right now?” > > for this reason I owe this man some degree of thanks!!! \*\* Bah, George Clooney must’ve been spying on me. I actually used this line on a friend of mine. Her answer, “I’d kick your ass.” She owes me an ass kicking. \ ---
**Author:** ![Helen\_s\_Eidolon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Helen\_s\_Eidolon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helen_s_Eidolon)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2001, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-pickup-line-ever/51116/50 "2001-01-23T04:45:02Z")
“I bet you a dollar I can kiss you without touching your lips” (kiss the person) “Damn, I guess I lost, here’s your dollar.” Cute on paper, murder in practice. ---
**Author:** ![Imthecowgodmoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Imthecowgodmoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Imthecowgodmoo)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2001, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-pickup-line-ever/51116/51 "2001-01-23T05:11:42Z")
Of course, you could use Sofa King’s excellent line “You Woman… Me Want Doink-Doink You” _I_ on the other hand, have had much success with “Are you ok? It must have been quite a fall from heaven.”, ok… so I haven’t had a lot of success with it… actually it hasn’t worked yet, but it will. Oh yes. It will. ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2001, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-pickup-line-ever/51116/52 "2001-01-23T05:16:38Z")
I’m still waiting to chat up a woman who plays cricket, so I could use the line “Could I have middle and leg, please?” OK, I know **you** don’t get it. That’s why I have to wait for the woman who plays cricket. ---
**Author:** ![Tomcat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Tomcat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tomcat)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2001, 9:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-pickup-line-ever/51116/53 "2001-01-23T09:18:20Z")
I read about some rich guy’s wife who says she was picked up by the best pick-up line: “Hi, my friends over there and I are going to hop in my Lear-jet and go to my cabin in Aspen for the weekend. Want to come?” I don’t think many people could top that. My favorite that works (well, worked, it worked so well I’m now married) great overseas is : “Hi, do you speak English?” Plain, simple, effective. Gets the conversation started. ---
**Author:** ![kristoph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7cd45c/32.png) [@kristoph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kristoph)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2001, 10:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-pickup-line-ever/51116/54 "2001-01-23T10:35:06Z")
oh **Duke** , so many cricket one-liners passing through my mind right now … the square leg position, back pad, 3rd man, silly mid-on, oh the possibilities!!! just need that video ref to catch the evidence!!! ---
**Author:** ![Adolph\_Peewee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e47c2d/32.png) [@Adolph\_Peewee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Adolph_Peewee)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2001, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-pickup-line-ever/51116/55 "2001-01-23T13:28:14Z")
Girl used this on me one night…it worked too! **she** “have you got a girlfriend at the moment?” **me** “nope” **result** she kisses me BTW…she was actually an ex of mine who I’d been trying to get back for a while, but long story! \*\*this one I like! \*\* -buy drink with ice. -drink contents, leave ice in cup -walk up to person -tip ice out onto bench/table/bar -smash it with your fist or the bottom of the cup -say “there y’are, I’ve broken the ice, wanna f\*\*k??” has never worked for me, but a mate of mine’s brother tried it at a party, and ended up scoring a threesome out of it! Lucky fella! - I’d better start going to his parties! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Pnuk\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Pnuk\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pnuk_Guy)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2001, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-pickup-line-ever/51116/56 "2001-01-23T14:43:25Z")
I love these things. Do you like chicken? Suck my cock… its fowl!! (and To get rid of someone) Weren’t you in the movies? I’m sure i’ve seen you. Wait, i’ve got it…Jabba the Hutt! There’s always … ‘You ladies appear to have lost your dicks… quick, grab mine!’ none of these have worked yet, but its only a matter of time. ps. try going to [The Bone Easy ™ Sex aquisition software](http://ontap.thespark.com/pickup2/) page. it funny. ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2001, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-pickup-line-ever/51116/57 "2001-01-23T16:28:44Z")
"“I bet you a dollar I can kiss you without touching your lips” A dollar? Used to be a quarter. ---
**Author:** ![August\_West](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/august_west/32/18069_2.png) [@August\_West](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/August_West)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2001, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-pickup-line-ever/51116/58 "2001-01-23T19:15:31Z")
I found this today.[Random Pick-up line generator](http://toy.thespark.com/pickup2/index.cgi) It’s pretty damn funny. ---
**Author:** ![August\_West](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/august_west/32/18069_2.png) [@August\_West](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/August_West)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2001, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-pickup-line-ever/51116/59 "2001-01-23T19:20:37Z")
Well slap my ass and call me Sally, I just posted a link to the same thing **Pnuk Guy** did 6 friggin hours ago. I’m going home. ---
**Author:** ![madmark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/898d66/32.png) [@madmark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmark)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2001, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-pickup-line-ever/51116/60 "2001-01-23T23:23:54Z")
for the dutch among us " Hallo, ik heet Mark, hoe heet ben jij? " [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-pickup-line-ever/51116.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-pickup-line-ever/51116.md?page=4)