# BEST PICKUP LINE EVER **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 21, 2001, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-pickup-line-ever/51116 "2001-01-21T07:56:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![St.Attila](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e99b99/32.png) [@St.Attila](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/St.Attila)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2001, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-pickup-line-ever/51116/61 "2001-01-24T06:19:32Z")
\*Originally posted by **madmark** \* > [@](#): > > \*\*for the dutch among us > > " Hallo, ik heet Mark, hoe heet ben jij? " \*\* 🙂 (Maar ik ben Canadais nu – pardon the spelling) ---
**Author:** ![warmgun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ecccb3/32.png) [@warmgun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/warmgun)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2001, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-pickup-line-ever/51116/62 "2001-01-24T06:53:05Z")
I actually dreamed this one (remember, you heard it here first!): “What’s your name and where do you want to spend our honeymoon?” ---
**Author:** ![LordVor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/90ced4/32.png) [@LordVor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LordVor)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-pickup-line-ever/51116/63 "2001-01-25T02:00:47Z")
Well, I wouldn’t say it was the best, but… So my buddy the light drinker is totally gone. Tall, skinny white guy. He actually says, to a gorgeous friend of a friend’s girlfriend, as his opening line: “Dance for me, bitch.” Needless to say, the get-together didn’t get anybody together that night. ---
**Author:** ![Ivy\_Kitti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47774/32.png) [@Ivy\_Kitti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ivy_Kitti)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-pickup-line-ever/51116/64 "2001-01-25T02:43:11Z")
Legs is the word of the day. Let’s go back to my place and spread the word. ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-pickup-line-ever/51116/65 "2001-01-25T04:11:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by kristoph \* > **oh Duke, so many cricket one-liners passing through my mind right now …** And you didn’t think of “sticky wicket”? I’ve even heard that term used in reference to…oh, never mind. \ ---
**Author:** ![Eo\_Echo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ebca7d/32.png) [@Eo\_Echo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eo_Echo)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-pickup-line-ever/51116/66 "2001-01-25T05:41:38Z")
“Your name must be Pearl Harbor because you are the bomb.” ---
**Author:** ![PinkBikini](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9d8465/32.png) [@PinkBikini](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PinkBikini)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-pickup-line-ever/51116/67 "2001-01-25T05:58:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ChiefWahoo \* > **Well slap my ass and call me Sally…** …Which in itself could be considered a pick-up line… But anyway, one night out at a club, this guy asks me if he can buy me a drink… (which works pretty well, actually, all by itself)… and when the walkabout waitress comes by, he stops her and starts to order, and then looks at me and stops, stammering, and then looks back at the waitress and says, “I’m sorry, she’s just so sexy I can hardly order.” We dated for a while. ---
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-pickup-line-ever/51116/68 "2001-01-25T08:05:57Z")
Not sure if it’s a pick-up line or not but here goes… dancing with a guy in a bar, I accused him of having "white-man’s disease (can’t dance and no dick) to which he replied, “Hey, I may have a dick like a needle, but I have an ass like a sewing machine to go with it!” I had NO response then, but had to get to know him better! 8 years later we’re still married (and he still needs “Singer” tattooed on his ass!) ---
**Author:** ![fubbleskag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@fubbleskag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fubbleskag)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2005, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-pickup-line-ever/51116/69 "2005-07-25T16:24:19Z")
[thread revival] “does this rag smell like chloroform?” [/thread revival] ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2005, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-pickup-line-ever/51116/70 "2005-07-25T16:27:12Z")
I’m sure “Brains! Braaaaaaiiiiiins!!!” is a great pick-up line for zombies. ---
**Author:** ![Tomcat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Tomcat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tomcat)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2005, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-pickup-line-ever/51116/71 "2005-07-25T16:51:18Z")
Thread revivals are frowned upon, but man, this one brought back memories…Look at all the folk listed as ‘Guest’…wow, lots that I haven’t seen for awhile but thought were still around…I’m getting old. I wonder what kind of reaction “Hi Opal!” would get as a pickup line? No, I don’t wonder, but still… -Tcat ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2005, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-pickup-line-ever/51116/72 "2005-07-25T17:22:19Z")
Closed 'cause it’s an old thread and the participants all have grandchildren by now. 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-pickup-line-ever/51116.md?page=3)