# Best pickup lines **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 17, 2003, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-pickup-lines/207982 "2003-10-17T12:47:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Granuaile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecccb3/32.png) [@Granuaile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Granuaile)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2003, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-pickup-lines/207982/21 "2003-10-18T11:34:09Z")
“Baby, you’re so fine I’d drink your bathwater!” “You got some fries to go with that shake?” “Can I borrow a quarter? I’d like to call your parents and say “Thank You.”” “Your daddy must have been a thief…because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.” “That dress looks great on you but it would look alot better on my bedroom floor.” “Would you prefer the lights on or off when we have sex?” And in honor of the Rugby World Cup… “Do you want to practice rucking?” I regret to say that I almost fell for this line at a post game piss up because: 1. I was tipsy 2. He was a very cute wing for the opposing team 3)I thought he was serious. My team had been having problems with rucking and mauling during the game so I thought he was just going to show a rookie a few moves. That’s not all he tried to show me. “Hey, you never did your Zulu\*! You can come up to my room and do it if you want.” When I first started playing, I had to deal with a lot of this behaviour from opposing teams because I was the only female player in our league. \*The “tradition” where a player’s first try is celebrated by their stripping off after the game and running around the pitch in some form of undress. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2003, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-pickup-lines/207982/22 "2003-10-18T12:29:15Z")
I had a male friend who was about 5 foot 2. A typical banty rooster personality. He would sidle up to a tall, gorgeous woman at parties, say “Hi, my name’s Bobby”, grab a handful of ass and ask “How do you like me so far?” Yeah, he got the shit slapped out of him a lot, but every once in a while… ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2003, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-pickup-lines/207982/23 "2003-10-18T12:37:14Z")
Robert Redford: I’ll pay you a million dollars to sleep with your wife. ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2003, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-pickup-lines/207982/24 "2003-10-18T16:21:58Z")
The late Richard Feynman: “Hi, I’m Richard Feynman. Would you like to have sex with me?” ---
**Author:** ![Badtz\_Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@Badtz\_Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badtz_Maru)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2003, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-pickup-lines/207982/25 "2003-10-18T16:46:36Z")
_staring at chest_ Y’all look pretty cozy in there. Have room for a third? ---
**Author:** ![moriah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b2d939/32.png) [@moriah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moriah)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2003, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-pickup-lines/207982/26 "2003-10-19T00:45:28Z")
She can hold a ton o’ dirt **and** two huntin’ dogs at the same time! ## Peace. See also… [ecrush](http://www.ecrush.com/pickuplines/index.phtml) [The Most Complete and Most Useless Collection of Pick-Up Lines](http://linesthataregood.com/) ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2003, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-pickup-lines/207982/27 "2003-10-19T06:02:04Z")
Well, you’re below even my usual standards, but I’m getting bored with my inflatable doll . . . Did I leave my Medal of Honor around here somewhere? Come over here, little girl, and I’ll show you what I learned in prison! Ermm . . . pardon me, but do you have a disease that rhymes with lerpes? ---
**Author:** ![Largo62](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/45deac/32.png) [@Largo62](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Largo62)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2003, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-pickup-lines/207982/28 "2003-10-19T07:50:13Z")
From a 5’ 2" guy: “Got time for a short one?” From a homely basketball player: “I’m not really this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.” ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2003, 8:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-pickup-lines/207982/29 "2003-10-19T08:28:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tracer \* > \*\*“Has anybody every told you you have Yugoslavian hands? > No, of course not, that doesn’t make any sense. Forget I said it.” > > – Weird Al Yankovic, “I Want 2 Be Ur Luvr” (paraphrased) \*\* Lots of good ones in there. My personal favorite: “I hope you don’t think I’m being too forward, but would you mind if I chewed on your butt?” ---
**Author:** ![Shade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2bfe46/32.png) [@Shade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shade)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2003, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-pickup-lines/207982/30 "2003-10-19T15:30:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Crusoe \* > **And, from a very old comedy email – the top sci-fi pickup lines:** There scary thing is they were funny the second time as well. On the theme of really geeky lines: You like algebra? Let add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and multiply! If I were to ask if you wanted to sleep with me, would the sense of that answer be the same as you give to this question? ---
**Author:** ![Queen\_Tonya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/4491bb/32.png) [@Queen\_Tonya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Tonya)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2003, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-pickup-lines/207982/31 "2003-10-20T02:03:31Z")
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2003, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-pickup-lines/207982/32 "2003-10-20T02:45:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Badtz Maru \* > \*\*_staring at chest_ > > Y’all look pretty cozy in there. Have room for a third? \*\* “Sorry. Two perfect boobs are all I need.” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2003, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-pickup-lines/207982/33 "2003-10-20T23:09:21Z")
“That’s a great looking dress. Can I talk you out of it?” ---
**Author:** ![YellowTail](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/b5ac83/32.png) [@YellowTail](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YellowTail)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2003, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-pickup-lines/207982/34 "2003-10-20T23:25:53Z")
You: “You look like my third wife.” Her: “How many times have you been married?” You: “Two.” ---
**Author:** ![gyt\_fx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/74df32/32.png) [@gyt\_fx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gyt_fx)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2003, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-pickup-lines/207982/35 "2003-10-21T00:11:37Z")
If your left leg is thanksgiving and your right leg is christmas, can i visit between the holidays? How about you sit on my lap and see what pops up? I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly-button. If you were a car door I would slam you all night long. You have nice legs. When do they open? You’re like a championship bass, I don’t know if I should mount you or eat you. And the greatest one I know… The word of the day is “legs.” Let’s go back to my place and spread the word. ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2003, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-pickup-lines/207982/36 "2003-10-21T01:34:17Z")
“Wanna come up to my place for pizza and sex?” \ “What’s the matter, don’t you like pizza?” ---
**Author:** ![Black\_Train\_Song](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4da419/32.png) [@Black\_Train\_Song](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Black_Train_Song)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2003, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-pickup-lines/207982/37 "2003-10-21T03:20:46Z")
I always liked, “Hey baby, wanna go halfies on a bastard?” ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2003, 10:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-pickup-lines/207982/38 "2003-10-21T10:51:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Granuaile \* > \*\* > > When I first started playing, I had to deal with a lot of this behaviour from opposing teams because I was the only female player in our league. > \*\* [hijack mode=bemused Rugby ex-player] Eh? Where’d you play that they let gurlz and boys play together?[/hijack] ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2003, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-pickup-lines/207982/39 "2003-10-21T14:36:36Z")
“The word of the day is “legs.” Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.” “Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you’ve got a nice set of buns.” “Do you know what’d look good on you? Me.” (Tried that one once & survived.) ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2003, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-pickup-lines/207982/40 "2003-10-21T15:10:40Z")
Tsk tsk tsk, **handy!** You should know better than to post a pickup line that’s already appeared in this thread. “I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-pickup-lines/207982.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-pickup-lines/207982.md?page=3)