# Best Possible Car Names? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 25, 2019, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-possible-car-names/836041 "2019-06-25T16:15:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2019, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-possible-car-names/836041/21 "2019-06-26T00:48:07Z")
Chevy Subdivision, next step up from the Suburban. Ford Fiasco. Llada Crapola. Audi Doody. ---
**Author:** ![Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ccd318/32.png) [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_in_Qatar)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2019, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-possible-car-names/836041/22 "2019-06-26T01:14:47Z")
> [@jz78817](#): > > one of those has been done, in China Lincoln offers a “Presidential” trim level on most of their models. There is also the well-known [Nissan President.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nissan_President) I like how “Presidential” mimics “Continental.” You people are not giving this the seriousness it deserves. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2019, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-possible-car-names/836041/23 "2019-06-26T01:55:02Z")
Guys might buy a Lexus Zipper. ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2019, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-possible-car-names/836041/24 "2019-06-26T07:37:10Z")
How about LeRapier Gran Toledo Salamanca Mazda Owl (Unibrow?) Infiniti Moebius Mitsubishi Acorn, also/or the Water Chestnut ---
**Author:** ![kferr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/71e660/32.png) [@kferr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kferr)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2019, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-possible-car-names/836041/25 "2019-06-26T11:36:33Z")
[Thundercougarfalconbird](https://theinfosphere.org/Thundercougarfalconbird) ---
**Author:** ![Encinitas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Encinitas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Encinitas)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2019, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-possible-car-names/836041/26 "2019-06-26T11:50:02Z")
Alfa Romeo Scaramouche ---
**Author:** ![Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ccd318/32.png) [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_in_Qatar)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2019, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-possible-car-names/836041/27 "2019-06-26T13:35:02Z")
> [@Encinitas](#): > > Alfa Romeo Scaramouche No, but \*\*Fandango \*\*has a ring to it. ---
**Author:** ![Sailboat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sailboat/32/461_2.png) [@Sailboat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sailboat)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2019, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-possible-car-names/836041/28 "2019-06-26T16:29:40Z")
> [@DorkVader](#): > > Infiniti Moebius See post #7. I’m coming after you for trademark infringement! ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2019, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-possible-car-names/836041/29 "2019-06-26T17:57:55Z")
I shall cease and desist, my legal research department failed me, Can I interest you in a Lincoln Decapitator as compensation? ---
**Author:** ![CookingWithGas](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cookingwithgas/32/485_2.png) [@CookingWithGas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CookingWithGas)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2019, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-possible-car-names/836041/30 "2019-06-26T19:49:10Z")
Saab Story (RIP Saab) Ford Every Stream Jeep Erscreepers Infiniti N-Beyond ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2019, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-possible-car-names/836041/31 "2019-06-26T21:27:52Z")
Infinity Andbeyond, a family oriented minivan Ford Prefect - Acts a bit odd, but gets you places Chevy Chase - Ultimate family vacation vehicle Dodge Ballz - Supercar targeted to post-PE traumatized, now super rich geeks Jeep RoadQueen - like most Jeeps, it ain’t going off-road anyway. Might as well acknowledge it. Harley Quinn - A motorcycle for bad girls ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2019, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-possible-car-names/836041/32 "2019-06-27T00:07:03Z")
Some more, Toyota Soccermom GMC/Chevy Suburban Housewife Jeep Liberteen (cause daddy doesn’t want his 16 year old princess going off road) Mazda Rx is what the doctor ordered for midlife crisis Cadillac Escalate for when daddy’s Little Princess grows up ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2019, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-possible-car-names/836041/33 "2019-06-27T04:03:56Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > Lamborghini Douchebag I’m pretty sure that that is a 3 series BMW. ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2019, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-possible-car-names/836041/34 "2019-06-27T04:05:18Z")
I think a large SUV called Prairie Schooner would be good. Probably a GMC. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2019, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-possible-car-names/836041/35 "2019-06-27T04:16:30Z")
V8 interceptor. A piece of history. ---
**Author:** ![mandala](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mandala/32/95_2.png) [@mandala](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mandala)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2019, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-possible-car-names/836041/36 "2019-06-28T02:21:53Z")
Ford Cupboard - SUV with extra room for stuff Volkswagen Wolf - special edition for the bad boys on wall street Jaguar Gotcha - finally figured out how to make a good suspension Kia Liberation - if you have a Soul, you’ll want this ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2019, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-possible-car-names/836041/37 "2019-06-28T20:32:37Z")
> [@Doctor\_Jackson](#): > > Ford Prefect - Acts a bit odd, but gets you places [Just in case this isn’t a whoosh…](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ford_Prefect) ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2019, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-possible-car-names/836041/38 "2019-06-28T21:30:59Z")
Nope, wasn’t aware of the UK model. I was just riffing on the “Hitchhiker’s Guide” character. ---
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2019, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-possible-car-names/836041/39 "2019-06-29T00:50:08Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > Ford Fiasco. That was our nickname for my ex’s Ford Fiesta. Broke down every 100 km, that piece of shit. ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2019, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-possible-car-names/836041/40 "2019-07-01T02:23:05Z")
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