# Best Poster to Answer

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 27, 2004, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316 "2004-09-27T16:07:12Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2004, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/281 "2004-10-14T12:38:22Z")

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> 1. If you were just starting out and wanted help building leadership skills, who would you talk to? (Ethilrist)  
> Hints: “We don’t need no steenkin’ fezzes!”; Not the Rotarians, neither.; It’s an acronym.; The username, however, does have an hyphen in it.
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> 2. Who should I ask for advice about my Japanese main-squeeze?  
> Hint : Someone you could have animated discussions with.(CandidGamera)
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> 3. He’s one mega MD. (Film Geek)  
> Hint: not Qadgop  
> Hint #2: Not a Maiden.
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> 4. Why is Duke’s girlfriend burning bright? (Duke)  
> Possible answers - please verify, Duke!  
> Tiggrkitty? (Roland Orzabal)  
> Tiger Tiger. (DogMom)
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> 5. She was a street criminal before initiating reform amid zealotry (both identities needed) (Sternvogel)
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> 6. Who is Sol’s fine feathered friend? (Loach)

I’m guessing Loach’s #6 is Sternvogel.

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**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2004, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/282 "2004-10-14T13:04:51Z")

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yep

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**Author:** ![DogMom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9c0ed/32.png) [@DogMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DogMom)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2004, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/283 "2004-10-14T15:15:06Z")

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> [@Ethilrist](#):
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> Well, if it was **Dar** , then that might be it, because it might be Daughters of the American Republic, but since it isn’t, then no.
> 
> The username, however, does have an hypen in it.

Dang, Ethilrist, you’re really good at finding seriously puzzling ones.  
Is that another veiled hint, by the way, since DAR is short for “Daughters of the American Revolution”?  
Should I be looking for something to do with a “republic” of some sort?

GAR, for anyone who’s interested, was a society called “Grand Army of the Republic”. Evidently it had some SERIOUS political clout at one point.  
I got curious about it when I saw GAR star medallions next to a BUNCH of tombstones in various cemeteries around here, and did some investigating. Though it WAS this question by Ethilrist that got me really looking into it, so I have him to thank for the answer to my long-standing question of “I wonder what those mean, anyway.”

Thanks, Ethilrist!  
(By the way, anyone who’s interested in learning more about the GAR can read a decent short history [here](http://suvcw.org/gar.htm).

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**Author:** ![FilmGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@FilmGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FilmGeek)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2004, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/284 "2004-10-17T16:56:45Z")

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I don’t want this game to die, so I’ll post another clue.

He’s one _MEGA_ MD.  
Not Qadgop  
He’s no Maiden.  
He believes in euthanasia.

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**Author:** ![DogMom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9c0ed/32.png) [@DogMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DogMom)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2004, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/285 "2004-10-18T18:39:04Z")

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Well, I’m at a complete loss as to what the answers to either **Ethilrist’s** or **FilmGeek’s** could be, even with the new hints.  
Are we the only 3 still playing?

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**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2004, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/286 "2004-10-18T18:44:57Z")

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> [@DogMom](#):
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> Well, I’m at a complete loss as to what the answers to either **Ethilrist’s** or **FilmGeek’s** could be, even with the new hints.  
> Are we the only 3 still playing?

I’m still here, but completely stumped.

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**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2004, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/287 "2004-10-18T18:59:47Z")

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Still here, but stumped at the moment.

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**Author:** ![DogMom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9c0ed/32.png) [@DogMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DogMom)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2004, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/288 "2004-10-18T19:48:25Z")

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_whew_  
Well, I’m grateful to know I’m not the only one stumped.

I’ve run out of “societies” that I can think of for Ethilrist’s. This is a _great_ game, though!

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**Author:** ![Brainiac4](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brainiac4/32/3534_2.png) [@Brainiac4](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brainiac4)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2004, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/289 "2004-10-19T02:17:00Z")

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> [@CandidGamera](#):
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> Regarding my ‘Japanese Main Squeeze’ query - I’ll yield a hint.
> 
> Someone you could have animated discussions with.

**Cartooniverse**.

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**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2004, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/290 "2004-10-19T12:20:05Z")

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> [@Brainiac4](#):
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> **Cartooniverse**.

Fits the second clue, but not the first.

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**Author:** ![Hamish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a5b964/32.png) [@Hamish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamish)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2004, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/291 "2004-10-19T13:13:27Z")

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> [@FilmGeek](#):
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> I don’t want this game to die, so I’ll post another clue.
> 
> He’s one _MEGA_ MD.  
> Not Qadgop  
> He’s no Maiden.  
> He believes in euthanasia.

Longshot, but is it **DrDeth**?

How about, “What poster would have to elope by day, if he ran off with his beloved?”

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**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2004, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/292 "2004-10-19T13:35:15Z")

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> [@Hamish](#):
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> Longshot, but is it **DrDeth**?
> 
> How about, “What poster would have to elope by day, if he ran off with his beloved?”

I’m betting DrDeth is the right answer. Good job if it is.

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**Author:** ![Brainiac4](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brainiac4/32/3534_2.png) [@Brainiac4](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brainiac4)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2004, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/293 "2004-10-19T19:48:33Z")

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> [@CandidGamera](#):
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> Fits the second clue, but not the first.

Curses.

Hey, where’s the fist-shaking smiley?

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**Author:** ![Brainiac4](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brainiac4/32/3534_2.png) [@Brainiac4](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brainiac4)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2004, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/294 "2004-10-19T19:56:47Z")

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**Hentai**? Assuming you’re having an, um, explicit conversation.

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**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2004, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/295 "2004-10-19T20:04:27Z")

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> [@Brainiac4](#):
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> **Hentai**? Assuming you’re having an, um, explicit conversation.

Getting warmer - a little less simple. Think about the word choice in the first clue.

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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2004, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/296 "2004-10-19T23:44:10Z")

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Wild guess but could the “Japanese Main Squeeze” be **Tentacle Monster**?

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**Author:** ![roger\_thornhill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d9b06d/32.png) [@roger\_thornhill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roger_thornhill)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2004, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/297 "2004-10-20T01:59:26Z")

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> [@Hamish](#):
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> How about, “What poster would have to elope by day, if he ran off with his beloved?”

**Nocturnal\_Tick?**

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**Author:** ![Hamish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a5b964/32.png) [@Hamish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamish)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2004, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/298 "2004-10-20T02:23:00Z")

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> [@roger thornhill](#):
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> **Nocturnal\_Tick?**

Nope.

(No one’s got this one all day. Should I give a hint?)

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**Author:** ![FilmGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@FilmGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FilmGeek)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2004, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/299 "2004-10-20T03:11:12Z")

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> [@Hamish](#):
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> Longshot, but is it **DrDeth**?
> 
> How about, “What poster would have to elope by day, if he ran off with his beloved?”

And Hamish gets it!

Longshot?

Was it really that hard?

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**Author:** ![roger\_thornhill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d9b06d/32.png) [@roger\_thornhill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roger_thornhill)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2004, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/300 "2004-10-20T03:49:26Z")

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> [@Hamish](#):
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> Nope. (No one’s got this one all day. Should I give a hint?)

I’ll have one more go. **Nightwatch Trailer**.

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