# Best Poster to Answer

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 27, 2004, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316 "2004-09-27T16:07:12Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/21 "2004-09-27T16:54:44Z")

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> [@twickster](#):
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> Well, if you need a _hint_ – the **swampbear** reference is about the actual poster, not the user-name.

Hmm… another good thread idea: SDMB Poster Trivia!

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**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/22 "2004-09-27T16:56:41Z")

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Which member is most qualified to produce signage for the door of public bathrooms, especially useful in preventing turd burgling?

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**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/23 "2004-09-27T17:00:53Z")

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> [@twickster](#):
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> Well, if you need a _hint_ – the **swampbear** reference is about the actual poster, not the user-name.

Then, regrettably, I have no ability to answer that one.

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**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/24 "2004-09-27T17:02:36Z")

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> [@twickster](#):
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> **Qadgop the Mercotan** , _naturellement_.
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> What potent potable is particularly enjoyed by **swampbear**?

That would be **Homebrew** , I think.

So, which poster confused the Telethon Jerry with Jerry Lee?

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**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/25 "2004-09-27T17:07:32Z")

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Gah! I misunderstood the rules. Leave my answer but scratch my question. :smack:

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**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/26 "2004-09-27T17:09:36Z")

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> [@koeeoaddi](#):
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> Gah! I misunderstood the rules. Leave my answer but scratch my question. :smack:

Not a problem. #19 and #22 still have outstanding questions.

Mine’s tricky.

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/27 "2004-09-27T17:12:29Z")

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> [@CandidGamera](#):
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> “Do you go to Purgatory for impersonating a moderator?”

Would this be Coldfire?

I’ll leae off a question, as 22 is still outstanding.

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**Author:** ![Ghanima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Ghanima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ghanima)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/28 "2004-09-27T17:18:14Z")

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> Which member is most qualified to produce signage for the door of public bathrooms, especially useful in preventing turd burgling?

hmmm. Would that be **Already In Use**?  
What poster’s name is a killing word? (couldn’t resist this one…)

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**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/29 "2004-09-27T17:24:45Z")

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> [@Maus Magill](#):
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> Would this be Coldfire?
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> I’ll leae off a question, as 22 is still outstanding.

Nope, trickier than that. 🙂

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**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/30 "2004-09-27T17:24:56Z")

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> [@Ghanima](#):
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> hmmm. Would that be **Already In Use**?  
> What poster’s name is a killing word? (couldn’t resist this one…)

Not sure, but **ToadSpittle** is pretty toxic.

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**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/31 "2004-09-27T17:25:12Z")

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> [@5-4-Fighting](#):
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> Which member is most qualified to produce signage for the door of public bathrooms, especially useful in preventing turd burgling?

Mangetout.

Who would I ask about keeping my produce department’s vegetables fresh?

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/32 "2004-09-27T17:33:04Z")

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> [@Casey1505](#):
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> **Mangetout.**

That’s pretty gross, considering how his user name’s pronounced, and what it means (hint: it’s french, and two words, not three). I prefer **Already In Use** as an answer to that one.

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**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/33 "2004-09-27T17:37:58Z")

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“Do you go to Purgatory for impersonating a moderator?”  
“Who would I ask about keeping my produce department’s vegetables fresh?”  
"What poster’s name is a killing word? "

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**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/34 "2004-09-27T17:45:16Z")

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> [@Ethilrist](#):
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> That’s pretty gross, considering how his user name’s pronounced, and what it means (hint: it’s french, and two words, not three). I prefer **Already In Use** as an answer to that one.

:smack: I knew that too. I still read it as “Man, get out!”

Je suis désolé, **Mangetout.**

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/35 "2004-09-27T17:45:31Z")

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> [@CandidGamera](#):
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> "What poster’s name is a killing word? "

Muad’Dib

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**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/36 "2004-09-27T18:17:42Z")

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“Do you go to Purgatory for impersonating a moderator?”  
“Who would I ask about keeping my produce department’s vegetables fresh?”

Are far too difficult for me, so I’ll add

Who does the feline flamenco?

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**Author:** ![FilmGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@FilmGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FilmGeek)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/37 "2004-09-27T18:27:13Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Who does the feline flamenco?

danceswithcats

I feel so special cause I was first.

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**Author:** ![InvidiousCourgette](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@InvidiousCourgette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InvidiousCourgette)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/38 "2004-09-27T18:27:20Z")

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**danceswithcats**

Who goes on stage to decide his fate in future existences?

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**Author:** ![Sean\_Factotum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Sean\_Factotum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sean_Factotum)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/39 "2004-09-27T18:30:04Z")

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> [@Bippy the Beardless](#):
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> Who does the feline flamenco?

**DancesWithCats**

Two still open.

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**Author:** ![FilmGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@FilmGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FilmGeek)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/40 "2004-09-27T18:31:17Z")

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I’ve got one:

Domo Arigato…

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