# Best Poster to Answer **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 27, 2004, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316 "2004-09-27T16:07:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/41 "2004-09-27T18:39:17Z")
Still Open: > [@CandidGamera](#): > > “Do you go to Purgatory for impersonating a moderator?” > “Who would I ask about keeping my produce department’s vegetables fresh?” > "What poster’s name is a killing word? " also: What places south of the equator would you recommend for loose, but god-like women? ---
**Author:** ![DogMom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9c0ed/32.png) [@DogMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DogMom)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/42 "2004-09-27T18:42:34Z")
**FilmGeek** : Mr. Roboto **5-4** : Nope, that was answered in Post #8 (correction to Post #7) by **Bippy the Beardless**. And that Purgatory one is driving me nuts. ---
**Author:** ![DogMom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9c0ed/32.png) [@DogMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DogMom)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/43 "2004-09-27T18:45:02Z")
**CandidGamera** , is the answer to the Purgatory one “Dante”? He did, after all, compile the Definitive List Of Who Goes Where In The Afterlife… ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/44 "2004-09-27T18:49:21Z")
> [@DogMom](#): > > **FilmGeek** : Mr. Roboto > > **5-4** : Nope, that was answered in Post #8 (correction to Post #7) by **Bippy the Beardless**. > And that Purgatory one is driving me nuts. Whoops! What about “Which poster confused Telethon Jerry with Jerry Lee?”? ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/45 "2004-09-27T18:51:42Z")
> [@5-4-Fighting](#): > > What places south of the equator would you recommend for loose, but god-like women? **Amazon Floozy Goddess** “Who’s like a bunch of pencils?” ---
**Author:** ![InvidiousCourgette](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@InvidiousCourgette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InvidiousCourgette)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/46 "2004-09-27T18:52:45Z")
> [@Q.E.D.](#): > > **Amazon Floozy Goddess** > > “Who’s like a bunch of pencils?” Desmostylus. ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/47 "2004-09-27T18:55:55Z")
There’s a rapper who’s twice named after his mother’s Kansan sister. What’s the sister’s name? ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/48 "2004-09-27T19:00:18Z")
> [@DogMom](#): > > **CandidGamera** , is the answer to the Purgatory one “Dante”? He did, after all, compile the Definitive List Of Who Goes Where In The Afterlife… That only fits half the clue, I’m afraid - keep guessing! 😉 5-4Fighting - the two Jerrys question was withdrawn by its poster, because it didn’t fit the game rules. Outstanding: “Do you go to Purgatory for impersonating a moderator?” “Who would I ask about keeping my produce department’s vegetables fresh?” “Who goes on stage to decide his fate in future existences?” Plus 5-4’s latest. ---
**Author:** ![Bambi\_Hassenpfeffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Bambi\_Hassenpfeffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bambi_Hassenpfeffer)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/49 "2004-09-27T19:10:19Z")
> [@CandidGamera](#): > > “Do you go to Purgatory for impersonating a moderator?” **Limbo Donni**. Who would we ask for books written by felines? ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_Wright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@Steve\_Wright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_Wright)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/50 "2004-09-27T19:12:37Z")
> [@5-4-Fighting](#): > > Whoops! > > What about “Which poster confused Telethon Jerry with Jerry Lee?”? That was **lno** , wasn’t it, many moons ago? … But I guess you couldn’t deduce it from his user name, which I think is why **koeeoaddi** withdrew the question … ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/51 "2004-09-27T19:13:00Z")
> [@CandidGamera](#): > > 5-4Fighting - the two Jerrys question was withdrawn by its poster, because it didn’t fit the game rules. This second “d’oh” moment should automatically qualify me for the “Intelectuallly Inferior Dopers” club. ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/52 "2004-09-27T19:16:47Z")
> [@Bambi Hassenpfeffer](#): > > **Limbo Donni**. Who would we ask for books written by felines? Correct, and **bibliocat**. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/53 "2004-09-27T19:21:04Z")
> [@5-4-Fighting](#): > > There’s a rapper who’s twice named after his mother’s Kansan sister. What’s the sister’s name? **Auntie Em**. The answer to **Bambi Hassenpfeffer** ’s query is **BiblioCat**. I’d like to suggest **UncleBeer** as an alternate answer to the “Swampbear’s favorite potent potable” question, especially if **UB** is burly and bearing cookies. 😃 Which poster hosts an exercise show for birds? ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/54 "2004-09-27T19:28:29Z")
“Who would I ask about keeping my produce department’s vegetables fresh?” “Who goes on stage to decide his fate in future existences?” “Which poster hosts an exercise show for birds?” ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/55 "2004-09-27T19:33:22Z")
> [@CandidGamera](#): > > “Who would I ask about keeping my produce department’s vegetables fresh?” > “Who goes on stage to decide his fate in future existences?” > “Which poster hosts an exercise show for birds?” One more: Which diminutive member from a certain region of the dark continent fits the answer to this question? Also, could **“Ale”** be the answer to the question about **Swampbear’s** favorite potent potable? ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/56 "2004-09-27T19:37:49Z")
> [@InvidiousCourgette](#): > > Who goes on stage to decide his fate in future existences? **Standup Karmic** , of course. Good one! “Who can teach me the best way to use my guitar as a percussion instrument?” ---
**Author:** ![FilmGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@FilmGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FilmGeek)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/57 "2004-09-27T19:39:59Z")
I want to congratulate Candid Gamera on a fantastic game idea. “Who goes on stage to decide his fate in future existences?” StandupKarmic! preview… :smack: Damn you! Oh well, congrats, anyway. ---
**Author:** ![FilmGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@FilmGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FilmGeek)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/58 "2004-09-27T19:47:03Z")
Who searches ahead of the party shortly after noon? ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/59 "2004-09-27T19:47:16Z")
> [@FilmGeek](#): > > Damn you! Oh well, congrats, anyway. Wow… I think you literally damned me with faint praise. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/60 "2004-09-27T19:52:39Z")
> [@Sternvogel](#): > > Which poster hosts an exercise show for birds? Clever! It’s - **owlstretchingtime**! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316.md?page=4)