# Best Poster to Answer **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 27, 2004, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316 "2004-09-27T16:07:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Greenback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/2bfe46/32.png) [@Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greenback)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/61 "2004-09-27T19:54:12Z")
> [@](#): > > Who would I ask about keeping my produce department’s vegetables fresh?" Would that be **Satisfying Andy Licious**? Still a couple of questions open. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/62 "2004-09-27T19:58:20Z")
> [@FilmGeek](#): > > Who searches ahead of the party shortly after noon? **scout11** ---
**Author:** ![DogMom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9c0ed/32.png) [@DogMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DogMom)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/63 "2004-09-27T19:59:20Z")
> [@FilmGeek](#): > > Who searches ahead of the party shortly after noon? scout1222 Unfortunately, I’m not clever enough today to come up with another question…I’ll work on it and get back to you. :o ---
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/64 "2004-09-27T20:00:47Z")
I’m of the opinion that the “Who would I ask about keeping my produce department’s vegetables fresh?” is still open. \*\*Satisfying Andy Licious \*\* doesn’t seem to answer the very specific nature of the question… ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/65 "2004-09-27T20:02:35Z")
“Which diminutive member from a certain region of the dark continent fits the answer to this question?” “Who can teach me the best way to use my guitar as a percussion instrument?” Also possibly the vegetable fresh one, as I’m not sure Satisfying Andy Licious is the right one there… ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/66 "2004-09-27T20:20:59Z")
> [@CandidGamera](#): > > “Which diminutive member from a certain region of the dark continent fits the answer to this question?” Is that **CongoDwarf**? (I thought it was **CongaDwarf** , but could be mistaken) ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/67 "2004-09-27T20:23:50Z")
> [@ShibbOleth](#): > > Is that **CongoDwarf**? (I thought it was **CongaDwarf** , but could be mistaken) That fits. It was originally \*\*5-4-fighting’s \*\* question, I believe. ---
**Author:** ![Greenback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/2bfe46/32.png) [@Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greenback)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/68 "2004-09-27T20:26:52Z")
I also think I was wrong with **Satisfying Andy Licious**. This was supposed to be a drive by but it seems that I read this thread and now want to play. ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/69 "2004-09-27T20:29:05Z")
Thought of a question to follow up for my Muad’Dib answer: Fill in the blank: If the Borg had taken over Middle-Earth, they would most likely say “\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. Resistance is futile.” ---
**Author:** ![Ghanima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Ghanima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ghanima)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/70 "2004-09-27T20:35:37Z")
“ **WeRSauron**. Resistance is futile.” 😃 If you were a swing-shift security person, you might stay in one of these… ---
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/71 "2004-09-27T20:38:26Z")
> [@Ghanima](#): > > “ **WeRSauron**. Resistance is futile.” > 😃 > If you were a swing-shift security person, you might stay in one of these… Ahhh, a **NightwatchTrailer**. You probably saw her in a garden, the night before. ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/72 "2004-09-27T20:39:22Z")
“Who would I ask about keeping my produce department’s vegetables fresh?” “If you were a swing-shift security person, you might stay in one of these…” “Who can teach me the best way to use my guitar as a percussion instrument?” Oh, and one more from me - “If the doper of choice can’t answer my question, who shall I ask instead?” ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/73 "2004-09-27T20:47:33Z")
> [@TellMeI'mNotCrazy](#): > > You probably saw her in a garden, the night before. Insidious. This can only be **Eve**. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/74 "2004-09-27T20:50:31Z")
“Who can teach me the best way to use my guitar as a percussion instrument?” **El Kabong** , natch. What rare spicy root is harvested by elves to aid in Mrs. Claus’s scaled-down confectionary constructions? ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/75 "2004-09-27T20:57:02Z")
> [@Larry Mudd](#): > > “Who can teach me the best way to use my guitar as a percussion instrument?” > > **El Kabong** , natch. > > What rare spicy root is harvested by elves to aid in Mrs. Claus’s scaled-down confectionary constructions? Very good! **GingeroftheNorth**. Active: “Who would I ask about keeping my produce department’s vegetables fresh?” “If the doper of choice can’t answer my question, who shall I ask instead?” ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/76 "2004-09-27T20:59:46Z")
> [@CandidGamera](#): > > Active: > > “If the doper of choice can’t answer my question, who shall I ask instead?” Alterego? ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/77 "2004-09-27T21:07:01Z")
> [@CandidGamera](#): > > “If the doper of choice can’t answer my question, who shall I ask instead?” lieu? ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/78 "2004-09-27T21:11:51Z")
“If the doper of choice can’t answer my question, who shall I ask instead?” “lieu” is perfect, but maybe **PlanB**? ---
**Author:** ![Dogzilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@Dogzilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dogzilla)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/79 "2004-09-27T21:11:56Z")
> [@Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor](#): > > Except **Hubzilla** would be better than you. Hrmph. Really? ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/80 "2004-09-27T21:17:18Z")
Not if appended to read, “Which of the Tokyo-destroying mega-monsters would be most likely to give a truthful opinion about canines?” 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316.md?page=5)