# Best Poster to Answer **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 27, 2004, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316 "2004-09-27T16:07:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/81 "2004-09-27T21:21:02Z")
> [@TellMeI'mNotCrazy](#): > > What backwards poster isn’t the Knight of Blandness? I can honestly say that you stumped me with that one. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/82 "2004-09-27T21:35:19Z")
Damn, that produce question is bugging me. Wotta bitch. In the meantime: **What should I do with all this grain?** ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/83 "2004-09-27T21:35:29Z")
…and, just to keep the fun rolling: Who would’ve penned _Anarchy In The Shakyas_? Who could be a Romero-esque zombie that just can’t seem to get his fill? ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/84 "2004-09-27T21:38:25Z")
> [@Munch](#): > > lieu? That’s where I was aiming, yup! PlanB also a good guess. “Who could be a Romero-esque zombie that just can’t seem to get his fill?” \*\* BrainGlutton\*\*. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/85 "2004-09-27T21:40:46Z")
> [@Hal Briston](#): > > Who would’ve penned _Anarchy In The Shakyas_? My shelf full of early twentieth-century anarchist texts slowed me up a bit on that one. :smack: **Siddhartha Vicious** , of course. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/86 "2004-09-27T21:45:50Z")
> [@Larry Mudd](#): > > **What should I do with all this grain?** **Baker** Who should we talk to about all these darned elves that need killin’? ---
**Author:** ![Ghanima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Ghanima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ghanima)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/87 "2004-09-27T21:49:06Z")
> [@](#): > > “Who would I ask about keeping my produce department’s vegetables fresh?” **Mistee**???..Do I win? Do I win!!! ---
**Author:** ![Ghanima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Ghanima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ghanima)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/88 "2004-09-27T21:51:19Z")
Pardon me, in my excitement I misspelled madam’s name…that would be **misstee**. Do I still win? ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/89 "2004-09-27T21:52:41Z")
> [@CandidGamera](#): > > “Who would I ask about keeping my produce department’s vegetables fresh?” I was thinking along the lines of **mistee** (misty, get it? Some stores spray mist on their produce every 20 minutes or so). The more I think about it, the more stupid the question sounds. First I gross out **Ethilrist** , then I post a lame ass question. Maybe I should ought to sit out a few more rounds untill I’m sure I have the hang of this game. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/90 "2004-09-27T21:55:19Z")
Which poster doffed her green tights and jerkin to pose for _Playboy_? ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/91 "2004-09-27T22:04:18Z")
> [@Ethilrist](#): > > **Baker** Not quite, unless you want to feature in the Somebody stop my SIL - before she bakes again! thread. 😃 > [@Casey1505](#): > > First I gross out Ethilrist, then I post a lame ass question. Maybe I should ought to sit out a few more rounds untill I’m sure I have the hang of this game. Are you kidding? That was a perfect question! I wish _I_ had got it. ---
**Author:** ![Ghanima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Ghanima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ghanima)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/92 "2004-09-27T22:23:19Z")
Yay! Woot! _does happy dance_ Here’s one: There are 10 kinds of people on this message board, those who are going to heaven, and those who get to meet this poster… ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/93 "2004-09-27T22:42:36Z")
> [@Ghanima](#): > > There are 10 kinds of people on this message board, those who are going to heaven, and those who get to meet this poster… **Binarydrone**? ---
**Author:** ![Ghanima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Ghanima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ghanima)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/94 "2004-09-27T22:46:33Z")
you’re on the right track, but nope. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/95 "2004-09-27T22:56:45Z")
**1010011010** (666 in Binary, can’t remember if he had zeros in the front of his name) Is it a parot, is it a fish, no it’s an Episcopalian. ---
**Author:** ![Binarydrone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@Binarydrone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Binarydrone)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/96 "2004-09-27T22:57:20Z")
> [@Bippy the Beardless](#): > > **1010011010** (666 in Binary, can’t remember if he had zeros in the front of his name) > > Is it a parot, is it a fish, no it’s an Episcopalian. **Polycarp** ---
**Author:** ![Laughing\_Lagomorph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Laughing\_Lagomorph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Laughing_Lagomorph)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/97 "2004-09-27T23:06:59Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > Which poster doffed her green tights and jerkin to pose for _Playboy_? **MsRobyn** (as in Hood)? Which poster would you want if you were going on a revenge-fueled quest and needed a good swordsman? ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/98 "2004-09-27T23:19:22Z")
> [@Laughing Lagomorph](#): > > **MsRobyn** (as in Hood)? > > Which poster would you want if you were going on a revenge-fueled quest and needed a good swordsman? **Inigo Montoya**? And **MsRobyn** wasn’t who I had in mind for the _Playboy_ clue. ---
**Author:** ![InvidiousCourgette](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@InvidiousCourgette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InvidiousCourgette)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2004, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/99 "2004-09-28T01:31:19Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > Which poster doffed her green tights and jerkin to pose for _Playboy_? **Elfbabe** Who would you not have expected to associate with bears? ---
**Author:** ![Ale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@Ale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ale)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2004, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/100 "2004-09-28T02:03:46Z")
> [@5-4-Fighting](#): > > One more: > > Which diminutive member from a certain region of the dark continent fits the answer to this question? > > Also, could **“Ale”** be the answer to the question about **Swampbear’s** favorite potent potable? Wow, ego bust! 😃 OK, who´s the happy bunny? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316.md?page=6)