# Best Poster to Answer

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 27, 2004, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316 "2004-09-27T16:07:12Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 6

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**Author:** ![wheelie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b4bc9f/32.png) [@wheelie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wheelie)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2004, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/101 "2004-09-28T04:13:25Z")

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> [@Ale](#):
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> OK, who´s the happy bunny?

**Laughing Lagomorph**

Who celebrates the liberation of their earnings?

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**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2004, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/102 "2004-09-28T04:24:24Z")

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G’head, make me a trivia answer.

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**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2004, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/103 "2004-09-28T04:30:07Z")

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> [@wheelie](#):
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> **Laughing Lagomorph**
> 
> Who celebrates the liberation of their earnings?

**vivalostwages**

I’ll be back later with a question…in the meantime, this one is still open-ended, I believe:  
Who would you not have expected to associate with bears?

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**Author:** ![FilmGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@FilmGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FilmGeek)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2004, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/104 "2004-09-28T04:33:16Z")

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Who lost in Mudville just after 3 o’clock?

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2004, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/105 "2004-09-28T04:59:22Z")

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Still on the table:

**What should I do with all this grain?**

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**Author:** ![DaphneBlack](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daphneblack/32/5389_2.png) [@DaphneBlack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DaphneBlack)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2004, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/106 "2004-09-28T05:00:36Z")

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He had a remarkable love…

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**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2004, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/107 "2004-09-28T05:19:10Z")

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> [@Larry Mudd](#):
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> Still on the table:
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> **What should I do with all this grain?**

**Miller**?

Who answers to _The Master_?

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**Author:** ![SolGrundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@SolGrundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SolGrundy)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2004, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/108 "2004-09-28T05:22:45Z")

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> [@FilmGeek](#):
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> Who lost in Mudville just after 3 o’clock?

There is no joy in Mudville in military time-- mighty **Casey1505** has struck out.

> [@koeeoaddi](#):
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> Who answers to The Master?

That would be **Torgo**.

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2004, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/109 "2004-09-28T05:35:49Z")

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> [@koeeoaddi](#):
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> “What should I do with all this grain?” – **Miller**?

Bingo!

Now, **What’s the best way to get crumbs out of your crack?**

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2004, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/110 "2004-09-28T06:03:30Z")

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**Sat on Cookie**.

White metallic conflagration.

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**Author:** ![InvidiousCourgette](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@InvidiousCourgette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InvidiousCourgette)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2004, 9:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/111 "2004-09-28T09:04:00Z")

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> [@Aesiron](#):
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> \*\*White metallic conflagration.

**Silver Fire**

Still open:  
He had a remarkable love…  
Who would you not have expected to associate with bears?

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**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2004, 9:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/112 "2004-09-28T09:37:28Z")

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Damn it, I’m always late for these things. I’ve only got a question though, :o  
A tempting breakfast treat?

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2004, 9:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/113 "2004-09-28T09:50:30Z")

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> [@Aesiron](#):
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> **Sat on Cookie**.
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> White metallic conflagration.

**Silverfire**!

That’s the first one I got on my own. Including the one I was the answer to, which stings a bit.

Here’s mine:

Even by piscene standards, this poster is laconic.

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**Author:** ![DogMom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9c0ed/32.png) [@DogMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DogMom)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2004, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/114 "2004-09-28T12:43:41Z")

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I finally have a question for my answer waaaay back when:

Who would be the poster to give a seminar on “How To Pay Attention When Someone Is Talking To You”?

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**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2004, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/115 "2004-09-28T12:45:07Z")

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“Even by piscene standards, this poster is laconic.”  
“A tempting breakfast treat?”  
“He had a remarkable love…”  
“Who would you not have expected to associate with bears?”  
“Who should we talk to about all these darned elves that need killin’?”

- I think these are all still open.

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**Author:** ![DogMom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9c0ed/32.png) [@DogMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DogMom)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2004, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/116 "2004-09-28T12:49:05Z")

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> [@Miller](#):
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> **Silverfire**!
> 
> Even by piscene standards, this poster is laconic.

**SilentGoldfish**

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**Author:** ![DogMom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9c0ed/32.png) [@DogMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DogMom)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2004, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/117 "2004-09-28T12:52:43Z")

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> [@nocturnal\_tick](#):
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> A tempting breakfast treat?

Would this be **Hot Buttered Toast**?

GREAT game, **CandidGamera**!

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**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2004, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/118 "2004-09-28T13:36:54Z")

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“He had a remarkable love…”  
“Who would you not have expected to associate with bears?”  
“Who should we talk to about all these darned elves that need killin’?”

Are still open . And I’m stumped.

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**Author:** ![DogMom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9c0ed/32.png) [@DogMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DogMom)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2004, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/119 "2004-09-28T14:03:14Z")

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And my question is still open too:  
Who would be the poster to give a seminar on “How To Pay Attention When Someone Is Talking To You”?

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**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2004, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/120 "2004-09-28T14:06:53Z")

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> [@DogMom](#):
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> Who would be the poster to give a seminar on “How To Pay Attention When Someone Is Talking To You”?

**Who\_me?**

(I think that’s a Doper…I need to pay more attention)

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