# Best Poster to Answer

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 27, 2004, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316 "2004-09-27T16:07:12Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 7

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**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2004, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/121 "2004-09-28T14:14:05Z")

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> [@TellMeI'mNotCrazy](#):
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> “He had a remarkable love…”
> 
> Are still open . And I’m stumped.

Sounds like **Westley** from _The Princess Bride_…

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**Author:** ![DogMom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9c0ed/32.png) [@DogMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DogMom)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2004, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/122 "2004-09-28T14:20:35Z")

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> [@AwSnappity](#):
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> **Who\_me?**
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> (I think that’s a Doper…I need to pay more attention)

Nope, good guess though…

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**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2004, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/123 "2004-09-28T14:49:03Z")

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> [@](#):
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> “He had a remarkable love”

**erislover**?

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2004, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/124 "2004-09-28T15:03:54Z")

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If you were just starting out and wanted help building leadership skills, who would you talk to?

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**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2004, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/125 "2004-09-28T15:08:19Z")

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I was just strolling along a street in Liepzieg and, suddenly, I smelled smoke! It was me!

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**Author:** ![InvidiousCourgette](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@InvidiousCourgette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InvidiousCourgette)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2004, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/126 "2004-09-28T15:47:47Z")

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> [@DogMom](#):
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> Who would be the poster to give a seminar on “How To Pay Attention When Someone Is Talking To You”?

**lissener**! 🙂

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**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2004, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/127 "2004-09-28T15:51:59Z")

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“He had a remarkable love…” - unless it is, in fact, **erislover**.  
“Who would you not have expected to associate with bears?”  
“Who should we talk to about all these darned elves that need killin’?”  
“If you were just starting out and wanted help building leadership skills, who would you talk to?”  
“I was just strolling along a street in Liepzieg and, suddenly, I smelled smoke! It was me!”

And a new one from me : “Who would I talk to about Hitchhiker’s Guide trivia, mostly?”

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**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2004, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/128 "2004-09-28T15:54:46Z")

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> [@DogMom](#):
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> And my question is still open too:  
> Who would be the poster to give a seminar on “How To Pay Attention When Someone Is Talking To You”?

**lissener**??

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**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2004, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/129 "2004-09-28T15:58:43Z")

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When the common man is done hallucinating, they realize this is the actual successor to Elizabeth.

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**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2004, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/130 "2004-09-28T16:03:44Z")

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> [@5-4-Fighting](#):
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> When the common man is done hallucinating, they realize this is the actual successor to Elizabeth.

We really, really have enough open right now. Your last one hasn’t even been answered yet.

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**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2004, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/131 "2004-09-28T16:04:45Z")

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> [@5-4-Fighting](#):
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> When the common man is done hallucinating, they realize this is the actual successor to Elizabeth.

**RealityChuck**?

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**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2004, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/132 "2004-09-28T16:07:21Z")

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> [@CandidGamera](#):
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> And a new one from me : “Who would I talk to about Hitchhiker’s Guide trivia, mostly?”

Why, you could talk to **FordPrefect**.

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**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2004, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/133 "2004-09-28T16:07:54Z")

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> [@CandidGamera](#):
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> We really, really have enough open right now. Your last one hasn’t even been answered yet.

sorry, I missed the rules stating there was a limit to the number of posts to this thread. up to now, I was enjoying your brilliant game.

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2004, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/134 "2004-09-28T16:19:33Z")

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> [@CandidGamera](#):
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> “Who would you not have expected to associate with bears?”

I’m assuming the verb tense employed points to someone who’s no longer a Doper in good standing – the quickly banned **nonpolar**.

Beyond that, I’m stumped. I’d cheat by scanning the **SDMB** members’ list I bookmarked, but the page has been disabled…

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**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2004, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/135 "2004-09-28T16:24:54Z")

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> [@jsgoddess](#):
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> Why, you could talk to **FordPrefect**.

I could, but you’re missing one important word of my clue. 😉

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**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2004, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/136 "2004-09-28T16:27:05Z")

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> [@5-4-Fighting](#):
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> sorry, I missed the rules stating there was a limit to the number of posts to this thread. up to now, I was enjoying your brilliant game.

There are, of course, no rules to that effect - only the common sense doctrine that if we have too many active at once, some will fall through the cracks and go unanswered. It’s supposed to be fun for everyone, not just the person who can ask the most questions. 😉

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**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2004, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/137 "2004-09-28T16:29:04Z")

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> [@CandidGamera](#):
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> “Who would you not have expected to associate with bears?”

My guess on this is **Goldilocks** , at the moment. Never posted, but a valid member of the board.

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**Author:** ![DogMom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9c0ed/32.png) [@DogMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DogMom)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2004, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/138 "2004-09-28T16:29:26Z")

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YES to **InvidiousCorgette** and **jsgoddess** , it was indeed **lissener**.

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**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2004, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/139 "2004-09-28T16:30:27Z")

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> [@CandidGamera](#):
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> I could, but you’re missing one important word of my clue. 😉

Actually, **jsgoddess** , your answer still makes perfect sense - I was, however, shooting for a bit more indirect reference.

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**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2004, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/140 "2004-09-28T16:34:19Z")

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> [@CandidGamera](#):
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> There are, of course, no rules to that effect - only the common sense doctrine that if we have too many active at once, some will fall through the cracks and go unanswered. It’s supposed to be fun for everyone, not just the person who can ask the most questions. 😉

Alright then, but next time, don’t make up a game that’s so diabolically fun, okay? 😃

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