# Best Poster to Answer **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 27, 2004, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316 "2004-09-27T16:07:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2004, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/161 "2004-09-28T19:40:01Z")
:smack: ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2004, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/162 "2004-09-28T19:41:25Z")
> [@harmless](#): > > Is that a **PussyCow**? Rats, I was going to refer to that poster name as such: “Which poster would you ask about matters both feline and bovine?” ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2004, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/163 "2004-09-28T19:45:30Z")
> [@CandidGamera](#): > > Questions, and the posters who posed them, so you know who to kill, plus pending possibly-correct answers. > > “Who should we talk to about all these darned elves that need killin’?” - Ethilrist’s. > > “He had a remarkable love…” - DaphneBlack’s - possible answers **erislover** , **Westley**. > > “If you were just starting out and wanted help building leadership skills, who would you talk to?” - Ethilrist’s. > > “I was just strolling along a street in Liepzieg and, suddenly, I smelled smoke! It was me!” - 5-4-fighting’s. and “I need to speak to an expert about my muffler.” - Earthworm Jim ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2004, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/164 "2004-09-28T20:27:24Z")
> [@CandidGamera](#): > > and > > “I need to speak to an expert about my muffler.” - Earthworm Jim Motorgirl? ---
**Author:** ![DaphneBlack](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daphneblack/32/5389_2.png) [@DaphneBlack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DaphneBlack)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2004, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/165 "2004-09-28T20:29:16Z")
**Westley** and **erislover** are not correct. I’m being literal here 🙂 Daphne ---
**Author:** ![Earthworm\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f07891/32.png) [@Earthworm\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earthworm_Jim)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2004, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/166 "2004-09-28T20:35:57Z")
> [@5-4-Fighting](#): > > Motorgirl? Nope 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2004, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/167 "2004-09-28T21:37:49Z")
**raccinchiki** ---
**Author:** ![Earthworm\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f07891/32.png) [@Earthworm\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earthworm_Jim)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2004, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/168 "2004-09-28T23:42:37Z")
> [@Bear\_Nenno](#): > > **raccinchiki** 'fraid not. ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2004, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/169 "2004-09-28T23:47:24Z")
> [@](#): > > I need to speak to an expert about my muffler. - Earthworm Jim Midas. ---
**Author:** ![Earthworm\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f07891/32.png) [@Earthworm\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earthworm_Jim)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2004, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/170 "2004-09-29T00:54:48Z")
> [@laina\_f](#): > > Midas. Still not there. I’ll give you a hint: you pulled a little tight just now and i’m afraid i feel a choke hold coming on 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2004, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/171 "2004-09-29T01:15:13Z")
> [@Earthworm Jim](#): > > Still not there. I’ll give you a hint… Fella, if you mean **woolly** , I’m gonna have to boo and throw composting vegetables. ---
**Author:** ![Earthworm\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f07891/32.png) [@Earthworm\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earthworm_Jim)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2004, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/172 "2004-09-29T01:22:52Z")
You’re getting warmer. ---
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2004, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/173 "2004-09-29T01:22:55Z")
Oh BOO… That was so wrong! 😛 Muffler, not muffler. D’oh. ---
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2004, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/174 "2004-09-29T01:25:41Z")
> [@Earthworm Jim](#): > > You’re getting warmer. But I will give you a rimshot for this one 😉 ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2004, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/175 "2004-09-29T01:49:40Z")
I need to speak to an expert about my muffler. It’s gotta be **Scarf-ace**. ---
**Author:** ![Earthworm\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f07891/32.png) [@Earthworm\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earthworm_Jim)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2004, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/176 "2004-09-29T01:51:34Z")
> [@laina\_f](#): > > I need to speak to an expert about my muffler. > > It’s gotta be **Scarf-ace**. We have a winner!!! 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2004, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/177 "2004-09-29T01:56:56Z")
Oh, goody, I finally get to do one. He’s joyous, he’s not adverse to a bit of fighting, his courage is legendary, and he’s no pussy. ---
**Author:** ![SolGrundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@SolGrundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SolGrundy)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2004, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/178 "2004-09-29T02:37:47Z")
> [@laina\_f](#): > > Oh, goody, I finally get to do one. > > He’s joyous, he’s not adverse to a bit of fighting, his courage is legendary, and he’s no pussy. **Happy Scrappy Hero Pup** ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2004, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/179 "2004-09-29T13:19:07Z")
Happy Scrappy Hero Pup is correct. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2004, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316/180 "2004-09-29T16:56:40Z")
“Who should we talk to about all these darned elves that need killin’?” - Ethilrist’s. Would that be **FairyChatMom**? I always my mom’s permission before killing anything. This user announces he’s wordplay, then laughs. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-poster-to-answer/266316.md?page=10)