# best quote ever by a suspected smuggler

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-quote-ever-by-a-suspected-smuggler/144063>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 20, 2002, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-quote-ever-by-a-suspected-smuggler/144063 "2002-12-20T18:15:39Z")\
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**Author:** ![gonzoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a6a055/32.png) [@gonzoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzoron)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2002, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-quote-ever-by-a-suspected-smuggler/144063/1 "2002-12-20T18:15:39Z")

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Heehee! First time I’ve LOL’ed from the news in a long time…

[http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&ncid=573&e=7&cid=573&u=/nm/20021220/od\_nm/monkeys\_dc](http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&ncid=573&e=7&cid=573&u=/nm/20021220/od_nm/monkeys_dc)

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**Author:** ![Violet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/ebca7d/32.png) [@Violet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Violet)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2002, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-quote-ever-by-a-suspected-smuggler/144063/2 "2002-12-20T19:01:23Z")

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That’s funny! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Eats\_Crayons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Eats\_Crayons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eats_Crayons)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2002, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-quote-ever-by-a-suspected-smuggler/144063/3 "2002-12-20T19:21:26Z")

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So what happens to the monkeys now?

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2002, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-quote-ever-by-a-suspected-smuggler/144063/4 "2002-12-20T20:46:37Z")

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They’re in a zoo. The one in San Diego, IIRC.

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**Author:** ![Eats\_Crayons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Eats\_Crayons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eats_Crayons)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2002, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-quote-ever-by-a-suspected-smuggler/144063/5 "2002-12-20T22:11:46Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Jeff Olsen \*  
> \*\*They’re in a zoo. The one in San Diego, IIRC. \*\*

Yay! Happy monkeys!

So did he fly all the way from Jakarta to L.A. with monkeys in his pants???

Redefines “pocket pool” entirely.

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**Author:** ![Cazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cazzle/32/75_2.png) [@Cazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cazzle)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2002, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-quote-ever-by-a-suspected-smuggler/144063/6 "2002-12-20T22:27:44Z")

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LOL

Do you think he did it just so he could say that?