# Best Robot Chicken bits **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 22, 2009, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-robot-chicken-bits/514756 "2009-10-22T17:30:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2009, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-robot-chicken-bits/514756/21 "2009-10-22T20:53:44Z")
[The Revolutionary War](http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=8a25c39215b8f3910115b9008a160025). ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2009, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-robot-chicken-bits/514756/22 "2009-10-22T21:00:33Z")
The Tooth Fairy murders. Lex Luthor, Mum-Ra, Skeletor, and Cobra Commander (I think) carpooling to work. “Behold the power of my breakfast burrito!” The Unicorns, Minotaurs, and Dragons are late for the Arc. “I hope you can swim and breath water, like us, a merman and mermaid.” [The dragon chomps off the mermaid’s head] “I hope you can asexually reproduce, [del]asshole[/del] BEEP!” > [@Hello\_Again](#): > > **I find Myself Ignorant Regarding Joan Baez - Educate Me** I don’t think I was the only one try to remember this skit. ---
**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2009, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-robot-chicken-bits/514756/23 "2009-10-22T23:16:45Z")
[Our Newest Member, Calvin](http://robotchicken.wikia.com/wiki/Our_Newest_Member,_Calvin). “It’s ‘Fumbles’…it was _always_ ‘Fumbles.’” ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2009, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-robot-chicken-bits/514756/24 "2009-10-23T01:24:26Z")
[Lil Hitler](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQ9AC7GH9Sc) ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2009, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-robot-chicken-bits/514756/25 "2009-10-23T01:32:04Z")
[Dr. Ball M.D.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vR6clCBcd6Q) “What is your degree in, _poetry_?” ---
**Author:** ![jackdavinci](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackdavinci/32/3259_2.png) [@jackdavinci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackdavinci)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2009, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-robot-chicken-bits/514756/26 "2009-10-23T06:41:49Z")
> [@MadTheSwine](#): > > [Epilepsy Research Center](http://www.adultswim.com/search/index.html?queryText=epilepsy) For short and sweet that one is at the top of my list. I kind of like the turtle ones, but just because I like turtles lol. For longer sketch I might go for Luke vs Vader on the Bespin platform. (“That’s… highly improbable…”) ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2009, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-robot-chicken-bits/514756/27 "2009-10-23T08:12:53Z")
[Bob Barker’s New Gig.](http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=8a25c392146def1901147045784a0103) ---
**Author:** ![Snickers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Snickers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snickers)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2009, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-robot-chicken-bits/514756/28 "2009-10-23T14:15:03Z")
My favorite was one of the real quickies - you see people running, screaming in terror over this hill, followed by this giant insane sun maniacally growling “Two scoops! Two scoops!!” as he scoops up the unlucky ones and tosses them willy nilly. I laughed so hard I 'bout fell off the couch. I love that Seth Green and I grew up in the same era and watched the same commercials. ---
**Author:** ![yoyodyne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a9a28c/32.png) [@yoyodyne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yoyodyne)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2009, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-robot-chicken-bits/514756/29 "2009-10-23T15:18:39Z")
[Sailor Moon](http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=163101089933a30dba15507510270a06) is hot. So is [Queen Beryl](http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=b10d096b51779a01b120019036830785). [Anime is weird](http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=d37059088a5781066b10f01c692d0f1d). ---
**Author:** ![mbh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2009, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-robot-chicken-bits/514756/30 "2009-10-23T19:29:31Z")
Ass-Pirates of the Caribbean. “It’s like that Johnny Depp movie . . . but even gayer!” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-robot-chicken-bits/514756.md?page=1)